Look I just want someone who loves and supports me and helps me be the best me I can be. Who I can be nerdy with and deep with. Who wants to hold my hand and can be quiet with me. But who also wants to do all the things to me and keep me needy and shiny and locked up. 👉👈

Let the hole training commence

Ok time to post my fav vid of me and @princeofrubber.bsky.social here😋

Would wearing a poncho in the UK look like I'm trying too hard tho.

I don't understand why metro can't just be like hey that scheduled bus isn't coming. Plan accordingly.

The reason it's such a big deal when the light rail is closed for maintenance is because theres no alternatives that are as fast. YOU COULD HAVE HAD A SUBWAY SEATTLE, BUT NO. Y'ALL DECIDED IT WAS TOO MCUH OF AN INVESTMENT. Thanks lost generaton.

Nippin and waitin for a burrito lol

Thanks for the impromptu treat @jakealake.bsky.social !!

I don't wannnnnaaaaaaaaa *Hmph*

It may not be great for the plants, but I love the morning light of a cloudy day in my apt. It's so soft and cozy. BUT it makes me wanna stay home lol.

Whenever I see someone I find attractive I automatically assume they won't be interested and instead roll my eyes and scoff. Ugh they're hot. I don't think it helps me case 🫠

I need these pennies I have to automatically be like $10 apiece now. Thanks.

Dont call Rudolph "Rudy the red beaked reindeer" it's disrespectful.

I read smutty fanfiction but then mpreg happens 😑

Nobody will care about this but Im watching an episode of ABFAB and Im like Wait. Is that baby Rory Kinnear???

There's so many people I just don't really see any more and sometimes I wonder if they miss me too

Who all is in London?

Dreamt this big guy was casually fingering my ass while standing around. That was nice, can I go back to sleep pls?

Can't say it enough, I love my colors so much. 📷: @puprally.bsky.social Rally, of course doing an incredible job taking photos! 🩵🩵💜💜

Fuck I want fast food

If it didn't have the whole cross and crook Jerusalem thing it would have been taken home. Cute little wall pocket vase.

The word "homely" in the US means unattractive while in the UK it means cozy. Every time I hear an English person use the word I have to do a mental double take 😅

I don't need it, but man.

When you put on a new piece of rubber and its too loose *Takes off right away and stomps to bed* #latex

I dreamt I went to like a furry academy last night, but there were no......extra curricular activities 😭

Should I post the stuff I find at goodwill on here? Is there an interest?

Aw come on coach put me in I just wanna make you proud!

Last day for people enrolled through Washington health plan finder to change coverage and the site is down. Cool.

Dead rat In my path on my way to work. On Halloween. This does not bode well.

Ahahahaha

Someone *please* make that dope peacock lamp from suspiria.

Random thoughts Etymologically,what is the connection between "asymptomatic" and "asymptote"

Wet socks are unacceptable.

Chastity has some fun side effects but man. The having to apply lube under the ring from time to time and having to wipe up the spray is a pain.

Why is it I have such a hard time sleeping on Friday nights when I have to work in the morning 😩

This bitch up here lighting off fireworks again, I'm tryna sleep. 😤

These YouTube ads displaying cheap aluminum plated prints a make me laugh. Calling them things like "stunning" and "timeless". Please.

Show me that leg all you want noh face. I'm not into it.

Been quiet but yes it's safe

One of my favorite VHS tapes we had when I was growing up was America Rock from Schoolhouse Rock and like. This feels *really* relevant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ28...

Wow they really did a great job at updating this. You *can* remodel and update a historic home while keeping the spirit of the home. Love the Art Deco/ Nouveau/Arts and crafts motifs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y1C...

Why isn't the ability to save favorite gifs to your keyboard a stock option. This is 2025.

Oooh a hot bath sounds nice *Gets halfway in and starts sweating* Maybe I'll just sit on the side for a bit

I make tea. Now picture me serving it in an apron. *Just* an apron 👀

Well, I finally got rid of the cushions that came with the couch. I've been using regular pillows as back cushions for awhile and they're just more comfortable. I did keep the cases for them though. 🤷 Also, #picturewall

Sometimes I think about getting a big board and air mattress to put on my tub and sleeping on that for more quiet lol

I've seen the future, I can't afford it.

Part of just going out in public is hearing and seeing how everything sucks right now.

Thank fuck there's a brick and mortar Xfinity store by me because the app isnt helpful from an acct management perspective and their over the phone customer service is shite.