DEMOCRATS: Any government funding deal must extend health coverage for 20 MILLION AMERICANS. WHITE HOUSE: “GO FUCK YOURSELF” (actual quote)

“The number of necessary troops is zero.” Portland Mayor Keith Wilson

I would be overjoyed if a reporter asked Trump "is Stephen Miller the one really running the country given your diminished mental capacity?"

Looks like the fourth-place runner up for the 2015 Miss Boondock County Fair Beauty Contest and recent graduate of the Greater Tallahassee School of Law and Cosmetology made a boo boo.

"Is it fair to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person?"

Alex Jones sporting his new Ernst Röhm look:

Guess which political party?

"It is difficult to win an argument with a smart person. It is impossible to win an argument with an idiot."

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

Yeah anyways this whole thing was a hoax and right-wingers are deleting their viral posts about it from earlier today. Completely made up. Rinse repeat with a new one tomorrow.

Wisconsin business owner Bill Berrien, a supporter of President Donald Trump, ended his Republican campaign for governor on Friday, days after it was reported that he followed numerous sexually explicit accounts online, including a nonbinary pornography performer.

Shocker: RFK Jr. to profit monetarily from the attack on Tylenol. Cha Ching... youtu.be/1iQr68PDY40?...

Double hurricane on the horizon? MAGA thought NOAA controlled the weather under Biden, and Trump now controls NOAA. Ergo, Trump will do anything to not release the Epstein files.

Apparently, Melania's merch is not selling as well as hoped for.

Worth the time to listen to. youtu.be/_GUgnpAYMCc?...

Melania announces new line of Xmas ornaments:

The Felon says the pressure is on the President if a shutdown happens. Noted.👌🏾

New in PN: The tragicomical indictment of James Comey "An indictment this short and detail-free isn’t illegal or inherently unethical. But it is downright weird, particularly in a blockbuster case indicting a former FBI director for lying to Congress."

Jimmy Kimmel captured a 23% share Tuesday night—a feat last achieved by Johnny Carson.

This is what unity looks like.

Yes, much better.

Good for Paccar employees but bad for Mack (AB Volvo) and Freightliner (Daimler Truck) employees in the US. Imagine being a Trumper who drives a Mack or Freightliner and needs parts, or a Trump supporter who builds the trucks here in America. www.cnbc.com/2025/09/26/p...

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In case you missed the promo for Charlie Kirk's memorial service, it only headlined politicians and right-wing pundits. Weird that there wasn't a picture of Charlie? Plenty of merch available for purchase in the lobby as well.

The Christian Nationalist Spectacle of Charlie Kirk’s Funeral | The Tim & April Show Lincoln Square Premiere! open.substack.com/pub/lincolns...