Dad's alive. He's dealing with a lot right now. Despite initial rejection, he was the first adult in the family to decide, "actually, it's okay that you're gay," so he's my favorite parent. He had an old, overseas land rover that he really wanted to fix, but it's not an option anymore.

Father’s Day would mean just about nothing at all without the yeen 🦮🩵🐕

[CW: Incest] It didn't take long for Artie to find out his dad was snooping around and (not so) secretly enjoying the erotic photos he posts on social media. Nor did he wait long to confront him, offering a more "hands-on" experience... and possibly getting a bit of revenge in the process~

IT'S FATHERS DAY! AND IT'S ALSO 6/21, THE FURRIEST DAY OF THE YEAR! WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE! BRING YOUR BUNS OVER TO MY GRILL AND GRAB SOME OF DAD'S MEAT! 😇🌭👨‍🍳 (🎨 @finleybarks.bsky.social )

Tonight, an acquaintance tried to tell me that their life is irredeemable because they've done (unspecified) horrible things while on crack. I did not sign up for this tonight, but drug addiction doesn't make you a bad person. Not caring about hurting people makes you a bad person.

changing in the metropolis phone booth like god fucking damn it why do these boots have so many laces, why wont these pants button up, cant ignore the fascist undertones of all this leather but I choose to ignore it for fashion, omg im as bad as coco chanel

Bit of a long shot, but I'm looking to get the Vinyl release of Cobalt Core's OST. Is anyone looking to sell?

Well, it's more of a front porch than a back porch. It heccin' wimdy, y'all. #piss #ws #wetting #public

Off to board games with me!

Well, this is a first.

Front or back? #TBT 🐶🐾

Seizure + stoned + tripping = not very comfortable, turns out 😅

I really enjoy being told "I think that was the best head/prostate massage combo I've ever had." At the risk of stroking my ego, I should get a guestbook to collect signatures when people say this 😇

IVE BEEN MADE AWARE THAT FATHER'S DAY THIS YEAR IS LITERALLY ON 6/21, THE ANNUAL FURRY HOLIDAY, AND IT'S DURING PRIDE MONTH. FINALLY, THE PLANETS HAVE ALIGNED. IT'S MY DESTINY. I NEED TO GET ART THIS YEAR SO BAD. DADS & DAD LOVERS, ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE LIKE WE NEVER HAVE BEFORE

Honestly I'm glad this is being talked about. To be honest I try to be outdoorsy as I possibly can be but sometimes it stops me because of being black and I have a hundred reasons on why.

It was a weird time in life. And obviously it didn't work.

I'd assumed that the fanfiction for Stormlight Archive would be mostly focused around Kaladin, Shallan, and Adolin. I am now reasonably certain that, if I crack open Ao3, it'll be mostly Enemies To Lovers Navani/Raboniel stuff.

I came talking about big bro little bro stuff (and how I tried to seduce my big brother once). A good morning for post-bathhouse shenanigans 🐾🐾 Off to work! Bleh :P

dogs.

Aight, who's got the muscle dog hypno audio files? Puppy's trying post-work gym 😤

I've been missing being someone's Dog for a while. Watching Pillion has not helped this. It may be time to put myself out on the Dom/Sub barket square again. But this time, I'm gonna be pickier and more careful 😤

"be warned, I'm a Slytherin Scorpio" Okay! *Swipes left*

Dolly Parton is a 3.5e bard who took Leadership early on in her adventuring career.

I used to play League. If there was a single player game that let me play Kled, I would buy it in a heartbeat 😭 Kled top Kled mid Kled Jungle Kled SUPPORT Fuck ADC I do not vibe with that shit

happy pride monk

Pillion has the best possible ending imaginable. Love that. Except grindr, because scruff or recon would've been more accurate lmfaooooo

I didn't realize until now how much I would've loved for my family to meet my old Sir :/ Odd.

I'm 25 minutes into Pillion (unrated version because I'm a pervert lol). . .. ... This is the best RomCom that I've ever seen.

Good old carboard therapy

The temptation to piss all over myself on the back porch 😤

The ol’ dusty trail. #watersportswednesday #piss #pup #softcock #princealbert #watersports #gay

My party has (finally) made it into Prismeer! I've already figured out the backing track that I'm using to introduce them to the swamp next session, but I've gotta time it properly and practice narration 😤

novel release day! The Devil and Mrs Gooch is in bookstores. and under your bed. if you like giant evil businesswomen with the attitude of a snowplough, little furry demon guys, mysteriously french undead concierges, or pigs who can sew, i wrote this for you 📖🔗: wwnorton.com/books/978132...

Harm reduction is good and there should be more of it

Everyone knows that Red XIII / Nanaki has a huge cock

thought about trying to get my dick wet tonight and then I was offered pizza my priorities are clear

Me: “Sorry, I can’t come out tonight with ya, sounds awesome, but I already have plans.” The plans: #pup #pupplay #musclepup #bulge #VPL #gay

Weasel fursonas when someone says the word "long"

3 for me. Crab and shrimp: nothing says "I'm eating a whole ass corpse" more than shellfish. I can get around lobster tail, but crab and shrimp are just waaaaaaaay too "this is a living thing." Also the texture of shrimp is like crunchy raw chicken. Oysters look like a less fun pudding cup :|

"Happy White Fat Cock Friday, everyone" White supremacy is gross, dude. Fblock off.

I just had balls in my muzzle Balls big enough that each one filled my mouth entirely 🥵 *Saves his number immediately*

“Anyways, what were we talkin’ about?” #softcocksaturday #pup #pupplay #musclepup #princealbert #gay

Bork

Can’t stop thinking about how we DPed a toy together. Big bro&lil bro sharing that hole. Watching both of your penises going in and out and in. Frotting against each other inside the hole as we egged and encouraged each other on. Cumming together in that wet tight hole as we stared at each other 😵‍💫🤤😵‍💫

*yawn* Why are there so many dicks on the timeline?.... Oh, it's Friday

this is some of you gooners...

Part two… gotta get @bad-dragon.com’s Trent all the way in again!!!

Traffic on 28 is currently so fucked that you can watch the sniffies icons moving down the lanes slowly 🤔

I miss getting off in the morning. I'm so fucking horny 🥵

I made a legendary fish in factorio 🎉