OH MY DOG WHY IS THERE A 50 MINUTE DELAY ALL OF A SUDDEN AAAAAAA 😭

You heard it here first, folks. I'll mix up my lipstick for ya, if you want it. Wherever, whenever. Delivered right to whatever hole of yours that you fancy. 💙💜🩷

Daily bunny no.3251 needs a minute

Mmmmm thick, freeballing sweats bulge 🧡

Rubber dogs! I’m selling my extensive set of cuffed “Rubstraints.” Barely used and taking offers! Head to Toe Bundle: (orig €1357) - Neck Size 36 - Biceps Size 33 - Wrists - Thighs Size 50 - Ankles Thigh Holder Bundle: (orig €588) - Belly Belt Size 85 - rubstraint 90 x2 - rubstraint Belt Short

I'm trying something new: savory rice crispy treats, albeit still with marshmallow, so we'll see how that tastes I guess.

Lmao the delivery guy locked the door and I did not get a choice in the matter I really was gonna stick this last day out (before quitting with no notice at a later date for maximum funniness), but the divine have taken the choice from my pawbs. I've escaped! No more Chipotle! Yay :)

Every time I see "GDPR," my Internet-addled brain fills in "Ru Paul's DraG race" despite the letters not entirely matching and also being in reverse.

The temptation to skip out on this last day of work is overwhelmingly stronk

Alright! I'm taking input--I'm getting another frenum or two next week. Should I get one or two at the green line? I'm going for a rumble Strip vibe 🤔

A custom dog hood that truly is a stand out w/ its vibrant array of colours! For @champ.dog! www.scrapyardleather.com #scrapyardleather #scrapyardlthr #pupplay #petplay #pupgear #furries #furryfandom

Look what Matt made me!!!!

Despite the fact that the whole point of LLMs nowadays is to regurgitate unverified facts with no real concept of how grammar and syntax work, AI could never give us another "Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?", and so what's the fucking use for it?

By now, I've done so much googling of penis anatomy, mechanisms, and drug interactions/folk tales of how to fix priapism, and done so much experimenting on myself, that I should just commit to Urology so that I can *actually* learn what the fuck I'm doing instead of bumbling through it lol

Good morning, plants! I hope the transplanting wasn't too traumatic 🥺 I need plant therapists to help them figure out this difficult process.

I'm not sure if I'd prefer to make a Rakdos madness EDH deck or a mono white Voltron PDH deck. Both should be pretty budget? Stoat is more on point, but Cruelclaw has *style* 🥺

Guess I'll just commission my own TF art 🫩

Time Index 🕥 0:11 - 1st ejaculation 0:22 - 2nd ejaculation 0:33 - 3rd ejaculation 0:43 - 4th ejaculation/orgasm contractions begin 1:09 - winding down, cum complete

I'm not defending the cyber truck, but: I feel like fatalities/'mile that car model has driven' would be a more useful metric for determining how safe a vehicle is. Low sample size (these cars have not sold well) can skew data quite badly: so we need to look at how much these have been on the road.

But also: dumbing us down so we lack foundational skills like reading comprehension and the ability to write coherently. A dumb population is easier to manipulate.

The Pitt, but it's an hour-by-hour of one overnight Waffle House shift

Puppies? Peeing in public? Noooooo that would never happen 😏 #piss

There's a character w/ epilepsy in The Stormlight Archive 🥺 Awrrrrr

Bottoms when they call eachother cute #deer 🦌

I don't feel like "bull" adequately describes the experience of getting dommed, pounded, pissed in, and covered in cum on the cuck's side of the bed. I got to watch him rub the cuck's muzzle in the sweat and cum later 🥵 (Before padded TCG stuff, because we're civilized) Is there a better word?

On that note: I've boofed weed for the first time :0

So, today I rushed home from work, prepped for play, and then went and played with a friend. ... Y'all, this friend does a ton of cardio, and it was heavy CNC, and my hole is ✨~ completely destroyed ~✨ right now.

Sperm MuddleWound is the name of my next ttrpg character. (Brought to you by frosthaven status ailments)

Whew. I really needed that 🫠 #cum #bator #pup

I'm eventually gonna give up and start commissioning some Dad/son stoat art lol And everyone's #1 question will be "what the fuck is a stoat"

My therapist said I should be more confident, so I'm gonna message more ppl directly with horny inquiries when I'm jacking off 😤 Surely there's no way that this will backfire!

Good morning! It's not quite fcf, but here's my hog 🧡

Alright. I've confirmed that dramatic sugar intake = dramatic sexual function issues. No more soda for the year 😤 (Except maybe the occasional ginger beer. It has beer in the name, so that's not soda, right?)

You could stop and smell the roses, but I think I have a better idea for you. #SoftCockSaturday #SoftCock #pup #musclepup #mxgear #PrinceAlbert #gay

When I'm not into something, I'm probably just not into it *yet.* Probably just means I'll be into it in five years lol

Do you have games on your phone?

Guys with big noses 🫠

Oh hell, I entirely forgot to post this adventure 🥺 Look at my friend's gorgeous, uncut cock! :3

Unmuting some accounts this morning since I'm capable of opening up social media a little bit more. Yay!

I'm going on a hike today! Heccin' excited. Think I'm gonna skip getting off this morning :0

I finished book 1 of The Stormlight Archive. Vague #SPOILERS and guesses about the story follow: -God is dead and we're listening to his voicemail, lol. -Jasnah? More like Yass-nah. She is *definitely* a lesbian. -holy shit they're farming prophecies. -this worldbuilding is incredible, holy shit.

It's 5:15am. I'd really love to give some head before work, but my roommates are asleep 😔 This is biphobic.

I had a dream about cumming hands free all over things in public last night. Maybe I'll dip into my supply of strattera and film something 😇

A belated, but joyous #fcf to y'all 🐾🧡🐾

I have a dearth of horndog mood and a surplus of "dear god I want to lift weights" mood. This is good! But also it's new. Different.

Dog is outta coconut oil Oops

Yea it’s happening again 😈🧦🦴💦🐾