It's the start of a new week! ^-^

Somewhere, sometime, surely a DJ has played John Cage's 4'33" in the middle of a set and kept bobbing around to the beat. And if not, someone needs to make that happen.

This entire apple pie has been cursed as hell from the beginning: I didn't realize that I was using a ridiculous recipe; I didn't have an apple corer and had to improvise; and the filling slightly overcooked despite me undercooking it according to the recipe's standards. Only dog can save it now 😬

Things are still very much up in the air, but I *may* be looking for 2-3 MFF roommates for a king suite in the Marriott.

Génépi des Alpes was a good choice for a night of breaking sobriety. A quick shot of a wonderfully little bittersweet and complicated thing. Fitting!

I didn't add the monster energy drinks sticker... But it does fit.

Good morning! Happy #fcf. Here's me playing with my junk ^-^

Much like The Outer Wilds, BlueSky provides constant suggestions to go take a break and do other things. Except that it does this by crashing. 10/10 design, I honestly hope they never fix it

Shoutout to those scenarios where it's dad and son takin a piss right beside each other (bonus points if it's outdoors) and the son gets hard after glancing at his dad's meat leakin and makes the entire situation really awkward (in a horny incest-y way) Shit's hot as hell

Trying to figure out what the hell y'all're talking about when I clock out is frequently a challenge.

I don't want a cure for autism, I want a society that respects autistic individuals enough to accommodate us and supports us in a way that allows us to thrive.

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Puppy doin' a dance! . .. ... It's kinda just the White Boy Wobble tho 😅 Does this dance make my thighs look fat?

The cinematography and lighting and writing of Star Trek TNG are... So so different from seasons 1&2 (basically the same) to the first episode of season 3. You no longer have a clear window into every character's mind. More Unspoken Plan Guarantee. More drama.

Guess I'm fucking a pumpkin this weekend.

I bought a pumpkin. Should I do it?

Me? Casually watching porn while I walk down the (empty) street? It's... Actually yeah it's about as likely as you'd think lmao

GIMME THEM CHEEKS BOY AND FREE MY SOUL I WANNA GET LOST IN YO’ BOOTYHOLE AND FIST AWAY 🎶🎶🎶🎶

Baseball, America's pastime ⚾⭐

Uhhhhh…..😳🐾 CW: WS

My co-workers liked my baked goods 🥲 BRB dying of happiness rq

Smell armpits in the morning 🥵 >>>>

WORF HAS AN OLD FLAME OMG AND SHE LEFT HIM AT THE ALTAR OH NO

Happy #fcf! :D feat. feet, apparently.

Puppy got some sick new eyeshadow! And a mild concussion :| I'm totally fine now--and I happen to be taking a few days off work anyways, so that works out neatly.

long live sexual anarchy

It's the year of our lord 2025. Can we stop starting every piece of erotica with several deaths pls

Alright. Three concrete, reasonable goals for the end of the year: 1. Back in college for spring semester 2. Abs before MFF 3. Get a toy in my butt at least once a month for the rest of the year 😤

Me at Southern Decadence (Sucking all the dicks)

Love pissing through a chubbed cock. #teampierced #piss #watersports #princealbert #hardpiss

An MD I trust more than RFK Jr (the MD stands for Massive Dick)

I was not prepared for how hard my sex drive returned.

Batter up!

Kinda curious. I'm gonna see if I can cum from just slapping my balls.

Ah, never change, thisvid comment section 🧡🐾🧡 "I doubt they are brothers" Holy shit, fake incest porn on the internet? Whaaaaaaaaaaat thisvid.com/videos/jerki... (Btw if anyone knows who's in this, I'm curious)

Tums, my beloved 🧡

I wanna talk some about social anxiety when I'm more awake 😤

I'm not 30 yet... But I'm gonna be 30 next year! And I'm still having trouble figuring out what to do with my life! :/ Aside from all the giving head, ofc. That's going to be a part of things as long as I can manage ^.^

So uhhh, are you humping me first bro or do I go first?

I keep forgetting that I'm not at southern decadence anymore, and I should really stop eyeing up every hunky man as if he were a steak 🥲

Repping pet play a little more than usual at work today, lol

This is work-appropriate wear, right?? I mean, I'm wearing so many more clothes than I was wearing over the weekend... For instance: pants!

Back to work! Gotta work hard so that I can play hard 😤

Continuing my trend of horny photoshoots by giving my phodographer a facial at the end lol

I'm so frustrated with Grindr and scruff that I'd like to just learn app coding and make my own damn 'dating' app. With blackjack, and hookers.

Wow, scruff app has hit maximum enshittification. You can't reorder images in your album without a premium subscription, now. What the actual fuck lmao

Okay, disembarking the plane and immediately getting dragged to a restroom to piss down a puppy's muzzle for a solid minute was a nice way to cap the debauchery 😌

How the flip does one join the mile high club when the lavatories are all watched by hawks? ;-;

The most innocuous thing that I got on my knees for over the course of the weekend: bubbles!!!!