🐶Treating my Alpha right🔒 @pupkanan.bsky.social

I need to summon the strength of heart to roll outta bed and get to work. But cozy 🥺

So it turns out that my bicycle has basically been freeballing for years. No crank bolt. It's a wonder that it hasn't come off earlier...

I may not be at FWA, but I'm really happy for all the people experiencing joy (and nutting, which is basically the same thing /joke) there this year ^-^

Okay so it might be time to start replacing bike parts and upgrading Deathtrap

Horny af

Sperming inside Gideon for the first time (by @were.dog ) - felt so good and had 3 ejaculations before I couldn’t hold off any longer and the orgasm contractions hit and I flooded his muzz with the rest of my pups 🥴🐾

Wow, I've never seen a seizure in a TV show that, well... Felt like I feel :| #ThePitt

Is it jock season or is grey sweatpants season?! @residentagd.bsky.social hitting it out of the park yet again! Sweetest guy and talk about options: I’m always given so many alts, it’s like a box of assorted chocolates! 🩵🩵 Feat: @gruffpup.bsky.social jock *huff* #artofnikki #furryart #furryartist

This All-Beef Buffet is open for business~

My garden has survived a gloomy, depressing week of cold weather 🎉 Two more weeks and I can plant this in the community garden. Hang on, little plant buddies! 🥺 . .. ... Oh, my roommates are fucking in the shower lol

My toxic trait is using the "speedy wash pls, like 15 minutes with freezing water" cycle on the laundry washing machine. To the exclusion of all others.

Jerked off without porn for the first time in a while :0

I think I only ate half a thing of garlic bread and a few handfuls of raisins today Oops

Well, I had to call out of work early Monday for pupilepsy reasons, buuuuut work ran super late tonight because of a big rush + call offs, so I'm making up the hours 🎉

Happy #fcf, y'all! (This is my Monday lol)

It's the first of May! And you know what that means ;3 Outdoor fuckin' season has awrfficially begun.

Just submitted this self portrait to attyboy.bsky.social 's show I LOVE FURRY - tommybruce.net/ilovefurry It's novel, whenever people meet me IRL and say how much I look like my fursona.

I love gay people

Hey, I just finished checking your brakes. Your calipers and rotors look good, but uh– I think we're gonna need to change those pads, kiddo. Don't worry. I've got some here, won't tell anyone. It's our little secret 😉 #abdl

forever dm Clyde [oldie from 2020]

"why do I feel lethargic when I felt excited and ready to tackle the world right after saying goodbye to that handsome man who bred me?" . .. ... "Oh I forgot my ADHD meds"

Trying to figure out the muscles involved in letting loads drip out 🤔

Mixed up meds this morning: had a partial seizure at work oops *Moves the higher dosage Vyvanse into the med archive where I can't accidentally grab it* Time to get stoned and really fuck up my sleep schedule lmao

Well, apparently I can get rock hard on command thinking about how good it hurts to be flogged 🎉

I feel like I’d be best friends with whoever placed this order yesterday. #fuckai

Most of my Barket Days 2026 outfit has arrived now! Now I just need to get it altered and seen together :D

Good morning! And happy #fcf. Wait, it's Saturday? Well, I'm not very soft :/

Big things are cumming! :D

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

I can finally differentiate my thai and fino verde basil buddies 😅 The pointier leaves are (probably) Thai. This is why you label your plants, lol.

I wasn't expecting YTP sentence mixing from D20 On A Bus season 2. Damn.

Bark! It's biking weather! :D

anyone who says that they didn't attempt sounding with their (3)ds stylus is either a liar or a coward or both

Oh no!!! I forgot to wish bsky a good morning :0

God I love eating pussy.

Baseball bat

I've just accidentally spilled a ton of Tom Ford Ombre Leather all over me: if anyone in Pittsburgh has daddy issues and needs them fixed, now is the time.

I love when Dad comes to my room when mom is gone. He always tells me I’m doing so good at taking his big girthy uncut cock. #uncutcock #girth #bareback #roleplay #hung #bigdick #raw #hardfucking #daddy #incestroleplay

Good morning, and a happy, "oh wow that was a little much," greenover day to all!

Happy Fore Twenty!

I'm really excited for this new gear to come in! I wanna make sexy alterations and post horny photos and get bike grease and cum and piss all over it >:) But until then, I be sleepy doggo and repost other worthwhile things 🫠

Wet dog 🔒

Heyyyy, it's 420. Prior to 2020, I had never tried any THC products at all. Now I'm a huge advocate for the medical and recreational uses of it. Low dose THC/CBG gummies were far more effective for pain relief than any narcotics I got post surgery. THC/CBN gummies are incredible for sleep.

Women’s quarters #starfox

I also bought new work boots, which I've needed for about two months now 🎉 It's nice to have a 40hr job again 🙄

I should start a GearFundMe 😅

This is UNREASONABLY SEXY, and JFC this might be the tax return instead of ink and piercings 🥵 "Underarm vents" oh my dog, so I can put this on and get nice and musky, and then hold my friends in my armpits? 🥺

While shopping for some workwear fetish stuff (navy coveralls please), I realized that I was idly jacking off to window shopping the safety vests. This is not who I thought I'd grow up to be xD I *did* want to be a firefighter when I was 3, though.

The best flight I've ever taken--and the best airplane food I've ever had--was on a KC-130, when I was about 8 or 9. Best badass box lunch, got to sit in the front for the takeoff, plenty of leg room, and we got to check out the boom room because we were really heccin' well behaved military brats.