To absolutely no one's surprise, it's a slutty dog.

I am very excited for the prospect of an Ōkami sequel, but I really, really hope it doesn't suffer from the same content regurgitation problems as the first game. As much as I love that game, it has Problems with that.

Continuing the moist butthole saga: yeah, after throwing menthol lube on, a roomie was able to casually get fingers in me while I blew him 🎉

"You can't shoot me--I'm rich!" never fails to crack me up. Xiran Jay Zhao is a fuckin treasure.

I think my butt might just need extreme moisturizer. Whenever I throw medicated lotion on it, my hole just... Relaxes and suddenly I'm able to slip fingers inside with absolutely zero resistance 🫠 Time to pound some Imodium. I've got tomorrow off hehehe

👀💦 ~My goodness~ It might happen before MFF after all! (Now if only I could find a Canadian fur heading to MFF, willing to play courier (paid for their troubles))

I have a mattress now! (One that actually fits my bedframe) You know, a whole year after moving 😅

*opens BlueSky* "What's this about someone giving head?" *Reads further* . .. ... *Closes BlueSky*

Realizing that I will probably not have my new hood for MFF 😔 Ah well! I'll just need to find an event to wear it at ASAP whenever it's done.

I swear, I'm about to abandon the bus altogether for the Winter, because I clearly can't master riding it without forgetting my bike on the front 🫠

RIP green bay packers

Greased up sneaker bate. 👟🧦💦

Y'all, why are you putting up Christmas trees--it's not even Borksiving yetttttttt 🥲😭

This is a lot of metal to take out for MRIs -_-

Well, I did *not* see that ending coming in Rise of Kyoshi. It's always nice to be surprised by a story ^-^

Attention, furs and pets heading to Midwest furfest! I'm looking to run three or two one-shots using dungeons & dragons 5e (or Starfinder 1e) Modules I'll be running: -wizard tower alimony/child support crawl -commoners curse of 300 wands -others as they come to mind Poke me if you want in.

if your response to people being happy and excited about the rare political wins in this country is to remind people that Things Are Bad Actually™ you should, and I mean this genuinely, consider trying therapy.

It probably won't happen, but I do hope the BAMF Pirate Queen from the start of this book becomes Kyoshi's waterbending master lol

Well, I just filmed myself cumming on my paws for a guy. I think that's a first! He's such a cute little pawslut though. I can't wait to play with him ^-^ What is the world coming to? (Feet, obviously)

The most precious dude is dispensing unasked for technical trivia about this bus to everyone. I love him. You go, dude.

I put the Prince Albert in Pennsylvania.

Also, my standard gear just needed some gray pants and a white shirt to suddenly become Sorta A Halloween Outfit, so I was a cumstruction worker this year ^-^

I did a photoshoot a while back with this doggo, and look! The photos are finally coming out! Just like my load ^-^ 📸: @pupprestonphotos.bsky.social

Average h0rs3 animation

No I cannot come in early to work I barely clocked out 8 hours ago ._.

Met @nastyshep.bsky.social at the airport on the way home from Doggy Weekend, so of course I dragged him to the bathrooms with me to choke on my dick

There are so many things happening in life right now! -guy in my town I want to cuddle -dad across the river I want to get stoned as hell with -pup out of state who makes me want to be alpha dog for him -pup in south side needs wedgies -I miss being Sir's dog (not going back to him eww) -school lol

Sooooo a really hot pup I know and am mildly intimidated by told me tonight that they jerk off to my stuff on BlueSky and want to bang again 🫠 I do not know how to process this haha

Less compulsive jerking off these days, more intentional pleasure time. Also, I'm less late to work now. Except today. Except I'm still going to be running early, just not as early as I hoped I would be.

Sorry but the divorced dad who hates his wife so he has gay sex to retaliate trope is so boring yawning lazy sloppy !! having a loving and understanding wife who encourages him to explore his bisexuality is way hotter and doesn't have undertones of hating women 👍

Maybe bottoming is a skill tree that I need to invest points in.

Sometimes, some peace is needed…

Oh, lovely. Someone from work is stalking my Bsky. Really wish I had a private account right about now.

Increasingly considering going full time with the adult performer bit. If you're working, it should be something you enjoy, right? 😅

I can no longer remember if this is day 5 or 6 of work. Just tonight and tomorrow night to go, though! 🐾

I love going through the hassle of fitting into someone else's schedule last minute, only for them to not show up to the meeting that *they* picked the time for lmao

Uh, fuck, I need to figure out my dns stuff real quick later today

My doctor mentioned yesterday that taking a break from stimulants on the weekend *isn't actually that helpful* and can really fuck up your routines. I've been fuckin myself over for nothin lol 🥲 Speaking of, that was a wonderful vacation. Back to work!

Let's be stinky pee dogs together 💛 #piss #watersports

After 2 hours of edging you know I'm going to shoot so much. I wanted to participate in the "draw your fursona jacking off" meme going around. I hope the labels are useful :3 (🧡)

Oh, Christ, $90 to renew a domain? Fuck that lol

An amusingly high number of y'all wanted me to recreate this as it "seemed like something I would do" so here we are.

"hey, I'm sorry I ghosted you on sniffies. I missed my ADHD meds and kinda forgot that I was trying to give head this morning" A great name for an autobiography

Redwall; Twilight -> looking for actually good werewolf stories -> werewolf porn on e621; the most dramatic, right wing furry discord server ever -> actually meeting IRL furries because that place was trash lol

"I've not read redwall. Is that a VN?" -this furry, omg

call me gorgug cause im always hunting for dads

A SPH callout post from PGH Scanner was *not* on my bingo card today.

... I miss my son... 😞 The newest make some noise episode is gold from the first prompt.

Notable highlights include Attack of the Perfect Reporter, vs Singing Mecha Team Kin Kon Kan, and Strobe Action. I need to get super stoned and play these games again lol