Cold water tastes amazing. Damn.

I finally looked at epilepsy journaling apps! Found one with what looks like reasonable ToS (Epsy) and privacy policy, so here's to keeping better healthcare records on myself 🎉

Basil! Some early, unexpected growers. And some pepper plants that have survived surprisingly long, christ. I've got seedlings down for more basil! Because this one is trying to go to seed for... Some fuckin reason 🤷

A lil spray action for this #FCF

I have played Cobalt Core yet, but I'm going to, and I'm already a little sad that I missed the pressing of the vinyl soundtrack 😭 It's so friggin good y'all

I also have some random basil growing from soil--I'm guessing some seeds escaped a while back! So I've got some maybe 6" basil buddies already and it's only halfway through January xD

I should've taken a picture of the basil seed pods before I threshed and winnowed them. But hey! Here's a (oh god, mostly random) mix of last year's basil crop! They'll be a mix of Mammoth, Spicy Saber, Lemondrop, and Batik basils, and maybe (?) hybrids thereof.

I am very sexual mischief-motivated, so it is with a heavy ballsack and a throbbing dong that I once again break out Excel to calculate the cruisiest gym in Pittsburgh so that I can get back to lifting. Because, "ooh I might cruise afterwards," is about as motivating as a clicker and fruit gummies.

Yooooooo we had a rodent show up and run around at work today ;-; Closed that shit down immediately and just hardcore cleaned oof.

A lil tummy isn't so bad~

I’m genie (sic) for you, boy

Hot ppl in helmets/with no face showing 🫠 Woof

Y'all, check out this cute AF ovine 🥺 They're just-- They're too pure for this world aaaaaaa

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Oh no. MaiMai DX is pretty heccin' fun. I'm not gonna throw my quarters at it, but when it's on free play? 🧼🛞

oh my god the American Truck Simulator race at GDQ was an absolutely fucking wild and beautiful mess www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDg6...

I forgot that we have Sniffies For Head now: I made a blowers account lol

This weather has me. It's far too hot today and I smell far too good. 🥵 Ready for your dinner, pup? 👅

I'm finally watching Mean Girls!

Pardon the loud sniffing sounds. I really wanted to fit that last knot in before I shot my load 🥵 Guess I'll need to try again! #toy #cum #pits #poppers

As motivation to get back to working out, I've grabbed myself some new jockstraps (for being a whore in) and gym shorts (for actually working out in).

Almost done with work! Almost! 🫠

cw:ws 💦 Who wants to help me out and add their warm stream all over this furry pup? 😈 I can’t help but stroke my bone when the piss starts flowing down me!

Holy heck, I hadn't realized how dry my skin looks in this 😅 Chicago air was reeeeeal rough on me haha

A guide to Champion: kissing: 8 nipple play: 1 sucking: 8 being sucked: 2 rimming: 6 being rimmed: 2 fingering: 7 being fingered: 4 toys: 6 bdsm: 7 piss play: 10 dirty talk: 10 fisting: 6 being fisted: 0 topping: 4 bottoming: 4 cuddling: 10 stroking: 9 pit play: 8 foot play: 7 licking your ears: 7

I think dancing with a buddy is easier because you can grind on each other if you run out of moves :D At a rave, I mean. Probably not in salsa class.

The number of guys in their thirties and fourties who tell me, "no one [including the guy himself] has ever played with my prostate"/"I didn't know that was there, wow" is criminally high.

I'm always happy to masturbate in front of an audience, on cam or in person. Anyone in Palm Springs want to provide a location? This was recorded at the Triangle Inn.

We're socially thick and sensually thicc

I'm getting an updated passport! Which is good, because my last passport is, uh... A little out of date :|

I love that I can show my sister in law my new gear :D She's cool! Would def invite to a furcon lol

<ìwí> What's this? 👀

Licking your armpits would heal me.

I survived all of whammass without hearing Last Christmas! Somehow! :D Now, I can finally go out it on, just because it's a very nice song 😌

Neuro (not the puppy) said that they want to do an induced seizure study :0 That sounds cool and helpful! Except for the part where I might need 5-6 days off work and be incredibly bored and not be allowed to do edibles during :| Oof

I'm still feeling like an animal about that pounding I got last night 🫠 Holy fuck. woof woof woof bark bork woof.

Sooooooo I absolutely love devouring front hole one on one. Holy fuck 🥵

Jesus Christ, epilepsy please calm down for just five seconds

Me behind you in the orgy cause I don’t know what to do.

Yeah, uhhhhh gimme half a year and I think I'll be ready for live tests. Breeder dog metamorphosis, go!

Dog forgot to move its work clothes to the dryer oh dog oh fuck it's not gonna be as early to work as it usually is ;-;

Well! I can finally call myself a real Dalmatian ;)

Currently experiencing post-MFF "holy shit I survived that last crazy 24 hours" exhilaration spike. Not prepared for the inevitable event/post-snuggles drop tomorrow 😔 This was the most organized, best, funnest, chilliest furry convention I've ever been to. Wouldn't trade it for the world.

Random milestone: I came completely hands free, from only mental stimulation, this evening 🙃 Holy fuck. That felt *amazing*

What a slut. Shame, really.

I just saw a "Voredash" hat. Need.

Bark! Doggo is a little stoned and very cuddly, and maybe a little (very) horned the fuck up. Wandering MFF :3

This edible just hit, and this Cialis is gonna hit soon. I'm gonna go wander the con :3

I finally picked up a Primal Hardwere humpable, because I'd like to train myself to be able to cum while moving my hips. And maybe because I'd like to hump and be a dog more :3

Chicagoans: what pizza is the best to order delivery when you're tired and you're stoned and it's late and night?