The Text Adventures of Stevie V > go n You travel to the back of the #totp studio > l You see: The corpse of Jimmy Saville A pile of dirty cash > get cash

I was that little boy #totp

Me: I want November Rain Mum: We have November Raid at home November Rain at home: The Quireboys #totp

If RTD had been allowed to reboot Doctor Who a few years earlier he'd have cast Sonia in the role of Rose #totp

Jackie Brambles, or Jackie Jaggies as we called her when I was a kid #totp

Who amongst hasn't gone abroad and fallen in love with San Pedro? #totp

You wanted Glenn? You wanted Chris? Now, together for the first time, it's Glenn and Chris!!! #totp

Judi Boucher's dress looks like it's made from the cheap xmas wrapping paper I rush into Card Factory on xmas eve for last minutegift wrapping #totp

I'm sure this is a fine Kim Wilde song but it's not the music that's grabbing my attention #totp

Sat thru x hours of snook for this #totp

Sun's out? Buns out!

The Chase but each episode has contestants in a Running Man-style arena with the Chasers in futuristic deathmobiles and it starts with Bradley Walsh shouting "It's time to start...chasing!"

D____n B__e is a Pointless answer from round 3 where the final two teams have to name a species of British butterfly (it scores 4 points) #totp

When you've got #TOTP at 7 but you're commanding the Prussian cavalry at the Battle of Hohenfriedberg at 9.

Except that Chrissie Hynde pulls it off superbly #totp

Mark Goodier wearing the gilet he usually reserves for going fly fishing #totp

Very 90s but Sweets for my Sweet is a decent cover that does something significantly different from the original #totp

I don't know who Janice is but she looks like Wee Jimmy Krankie cosplaying as a butcher #totp

Diarrhoea-HUH #totp

Why are so many 80s keyboard players called Roland? #totp

Imagine being a middle-aged man today and seeing yourself dancing to LFO in the #totp audience

Mickey #totp

No, I don't either #totp

Mambo's 1-4 previously aired on #totp but for legal reasons the BBC can't show those episode due to the presenters involved

TIL the #totp title font doesn't have an *. Bad times all round for A*Teens and B*Witched

Maybe I'm just getting old and age-blind but one of the A*Teens looks to be in her early 30s #totp

OCS were later upgraded to the Enhanced Colour Scene with the release of the Amiga 500+ #totp

Geri's solo career shows she must have gotten into the Spice Girls on sheer force of personality, because it certainly wasn't on talent #totp

I bet if they actually blew into those trumpets bubbles would come out the end #totp

Me: I want "La Isla Bonita" Mum: We have La Isla Bonita at home La Isla Bonita at home: this #totp

Volume going up to "annoying the neighbours" level for this one #totp

Lead singer of Supergrass always reminds me of someone who should be playing the villian in a Dickens adaptation #totp

it also has this one

"Google's algorithms know more about you than you know about yourself" Google's algorithm: YouTube showing me, a 50-year old man, endless ads for Tampax, Haribo, an d supermarkets that don't exist in my country

9pm (til I come), the mindset of my Evri driver when they emailed me to say the parcel would be arriving by 13:00 #totp

Wait, so they were called *N SYNC and not N*SYNC? That explains why my regex didn't work #totp

Something wrong about 4 middle-class English lads singing "shoulda listened what my mama done tol' me" #totp

Extras from a RTD-era episode of Doctor Who on stage right now #totp

It always impresses me how #totp could bring in international artists like Whitney Houston to perform on a stage the size of a typical patio on a semi-detached new build

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom! #totp

BBC Football live updates having a moment

Adam Curtis documentary on the downfall of Western hegemony but exclusively using archive footage of Mr Blobby

Advice to younger me: Choose a life path that doesn't end in you spending Monday evening writing a mostly positive 4-star review of ice cube trays on Amazon

Someone at Prime Video right now frantically moving all the Chuck Norris films from free to "available to rent or buy"

I imagine it's the so-called 'Straight' because someone pointed it out to him on a map and he decided it's actually quite bendy

Keir Starmer as a dog flying a plane.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.