AAARGH fuck no I thought we were in a Cher-free safe space now #totp

Didn't the Fat Les video have David Walliams in it. Probably a bit to close to air to pull it from the schedule #totp

Bit of musical whiplash there from a truly great All Saints song to one of the worst covers ever, also by All Saints #totp

Don't really remember Goodbye but will it be another song where the rest of the group carry Victoria? Yes, because it's a Spice Girls song #totp

I'M HORNY, I SAY I'M HORNY, HORNY, HORNY!

Mousse T but it looks like Mousses A-S have also turned up on stage #totp

Their ritual dance has summoned a fiddle demon #totp

Who the hell was B*Witched's stylist? Denim being abused in ways previously unimagined #totp

OK, hands up who'd memory holed Denise & Johnny to avoid long-term trauma? #totp

Viva Forever is an all-time pop banger. Not sure why there's a Rubik's cube on the background video screen though #totp

Is that an Amstrad PCW Chris Lowe is playing? #totp

Me: "Gran, you're not leaving the house dressed like that" #totp

Steps in order of hotness - Lisa, Lee, H, Faye, Claire #totp

Who is this Vonda lady? Why was she on #totp? Was this ever a hit?

#TOTP This DFS ad's quite long!

DFS sale ending this weekend #totp

All Saints had amazing vocals (well 2 of them did) but this song is far from their best #totp

MUTE MUTE MUTE #totp

Every 90s boy band had to be 4 twinks and 1 guy who looked like he should be selling you molly in the queue outside a nightclub #totp

Poundland Bono on the acoustic guitar #totp

Close-up of who I assume is Sash! playing a TB303 bassline on a MIDI keyboard #totp

Full statement of Nemo. Boycotting the Eurovision Song Contest #eurovision #israHel

You can tell who's been on the internet longest because they're the people who believe the arrival of AOL users was the start of its downfall

That episode of Buffy where she realised her college roomie was a soulless demonic entity because she listened to Cher's Believe on repeat #totp

So much coke was involved by the bros behind the concept of this video #totp

Eagle Eye Cherry's unique vision allows him to spot and swoop down on small rodents and lambs from a great height, instantly killing his prey with his mighty talons. He doesn't feast on them immediately but saves them for tonight #totp

It's Billie Piper from last week but black and American, along with the same choreography #totp

Perfect example of a one-hit group who thought they'd found a winning formula they could repeat ad infinitum #totp

I dunno. She looks like the type who hordes the duvet and that trumpet bloke is deffo not invited #totp

Watching #bbcqt because @zackpolanski.bsky.social is on the panel and also remembering why I never watch #bbcqt. What a shitshow of everything terrible about political discussion in this country.

Amazing turnout today in Belfast for the International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People. Vastly outnumbered the "counter-protestors" despite them being allowed to shout some of the most vile hate speech I've ever heard

Tomorrow! Get out & march for Palestine. 🇵🇸

Banger for the ages - N-Trance #totp

Live in a very loyalist area but will try to make it out for the day of solidarity but found this in the letterbox when I came home.

If anyone is attending tomorrow's IPSC march in Belfast, be aware that fash types are openly planning some kind of confrontation. If someone sticks a camera in your face, do not engage. If you see instigators within the march/rally, point them out to stewards. Keep yourself and your comrades safe.

This weekend in Belfast ✊️

Belfast tomorrow

This performance brought to you by Lambert & Butler #totp

Mull of Kintyre is kind of amazing because it sounds so like a traditional Scots folk song despite being a completely modern composition #totp

What was the song playing behind the rundown at the start of this #totp? I need to know

Telling your granny "You're not leaving the house dressed like that" #totp

I'm sure Heather Small is a lovely person but she always made me think of what it would sound like if a seal tried to sing #totp

Billie's trousers look like they're being examined under UV light for blood stains #totp

lol Alanis has an earpiece for monitoring sound levels despite no-one on #totp ever having sung live

Almost didn't recognise her with her clothes on #totp

'Look love, I'm just saying it's polite to put a towel down first' #totp

Remembering the episode of Buffy where she determined her roomie was a soulless demon because she played this song on repeat #totp

MUTE MUTE MUTE #totp

Not the best Alanis song. That would be her cover of My Humps #totp