Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Just put my 2026 calendar up and I'm already regretting it.

At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

Playing Final Fantasy 9 and I've got to the bit where you're forced to play the terrible, nonsensical card game and now I'm full of rage.

My Lucky New Year's Lemon Pigs are ready and raring to go

jools... put down the piano... we're all here to help you

2025 recapped

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Whoa!

We used to be a country

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Just realised that there's a Transformer in my water bottle and I don't think it's appropriate for me to keep sucking on him.

She was kinda serving

Sorry Nanna, you want us to watch the King's Speech? The KING'S Speech? The King? The man who ruined Princess Diana's life? ERM I DON'T THINK SO, HUN.

Watching the Shaun The Sheep Christmas special (Fleece Navidad). My Mum's thoughts: The shepherd is very unattractive

I've just discovered my boyfriend thought that the Prince song was called "Cranberry Parade". I am so happy.

Donations and attention to Palestinians always drop off during the holidays, and we're approaching a really long one. Use the time w/your loved ones to educate them about the fictitious 'ceasefire,' ongoing settler colonial genocide, and life-saving nature of mutual aid. chuffed.org/project/1491...

I don’t know how to identify a bad parent anymore. But sweeties, you’re doing great!

For some reason the YouTube algorithm has decided that I am a single gay man who really wants an AI boyfriend. Which could not be further from the truth but in a way it's better than the usual ads I get as a fat approaching middle age woman.

Sounds about right

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

We used to have it all.

Trying to buy stocking fillers for a man is very grim unless said man loves novelty items about farts and balls or they need 20+ multi tools

I don't know what my "gilded beams" are exactly but I don't think I'd like to be grabbed by them regardless of it being what tradition means. #stopstartingthingsyoucannotfinishlikegrabbingmebymygildedbeamsokmorrissey?

Got an early Christmas present: bronchitis. Yay! It's what the Baby Jesus would have wanted.

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Finally got around to watching Better Man. I have very little interest in Robbie Williams but it was actually a really well done biopic and seeing the Monkey shooting up heroin and then having a violent bloody battle against all his past monkey selves was very amusing.

I couldn't help it: after I wrote that, I had to find out what an AI generates if you ask it for "a boot stamping on a human face forever". [Cue Tony Hart gallery music.]

Well done Quentin, I already thought you were a creepy little weirdo but now you're just slamming my favourite awesome actors for no reason. You got no right to criticise Lillard, Dano and Wilson as bad actors when I've seen your cameo in The Muppets Wizard of Oz.

Did something that required a slight amount of exertion.

No meat.

Harassment, 'untruthful' evidence, and 'unusual' legal questions. Our reporter Xander Elliards looks at nine points from the Sandie Peggie ruling that the rest of the media has left out

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Someone please give me £500 so I can buy nostalgic yoghurt pots.

@slimecitymusic.bsky.social I don't know whether to feel proud or embarrassed.

Zodiac is a very good film and has a very creepy tense atmosphere a lot of the time but then there's once part which seems like it's meant to be the most scary horror film-esque scene in the movie and I just can't take it seriously because the possible Zodiac culprit is played by Roger Rabbit.

Australia got their own horrible AI Christmas billboard so horrible it had to be removed. What a time to be alive.

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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.

I am absolutely obsessed with this Ukrainian fish shaped decanter and shot glass set. Behold it's glory and tremble. If I owned it anyone who walked in the door would be forced to pay homage to it. Mother, father, friend, child, gas meter man etc. All must have fish vodka.

The News:

@slimecitymusic.bsky.social I was supposed to come beg you for a spare NRoA with album notes and stuff but without the album itself (cause I got it coming for Christmas with The Shoe) on Saturday but I had to leave quickly after the gig finished so I failed...Any chance I can still beg though?

Need to make myself a reproduction of Jack Nicholson's PAIN magazine

You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.