One of my unpopular food opinions (along with hating sourdough because I don't want my bread to be sour) is that I hate the relatively recent hyping of brioche buns for burgers. I don't want a sweet burger. Grump grump grump.

Doing this but for 5 films my Mum took me to see at inappropriately young ages: Pi (11) Dancer In the Dark (12) Mulholland Drive (13) All About Lily Chou-Chou (13 or 14) Lilya 4 Ever (14) Also at home she rented Leaving Las Vegas when I was 8 or 9. Thanks Mum!

Unsure which is more surprising, the fact that Finland had a pop magazine called STUMP or that the Fast Show's Jazz Club presenter (you know, the one who says "niiice!!") appears to have actually existed

Can't even enjoy a wee bit of cheese without judgement 🙄

Top 10 Beatles Songs 1. Mothers Little Helper 2. Lonesome Cowboy Bill 4. Hole in my Shoe 3. Hello, I Love you 5. Shine on you Crazy Diamond VI. Little Wing 7. I’d Love to Change The World 8. Me and Julio Down by the School Yard 9. 8 Miles High 10. White Rabbit

Wes Streeting seeing his 4% polling.

Just incredible. "Don't assume gender critical people hold negative attitudes towards trans people just because they want to eradicate them. That's stereotyping!"

Someone please give me £250 so I can this and add to my OK Soda obsession. Please. Come on. I need defunct soda merchandising! ebay.us/m/YzBoTS

The way nobody reacts, the music continues and then it's dragged off 👌 10/10 no notes 📹 ➡️ Eren Chen

Re-watched The Wicker Man again and it's still a masterpiece. But...Howie my dear, you think a child is going to be murdered on this day and you're really going to go have a wee nap?

A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate.

Have had to do a bunch of boring admin and shredding today and to make it less insufferable I've been imagining myself as the secretary gremlin

Absolute Beginners mentioned. My Bat Signal.

Is there already a conspiracy theory along the lines of the "aliens built the pyramids" one but about Atlantis? If not I propose to start one based entirely on the premise that everything in Donovan's song was historic fact. #Letusrejoiceandletussinganddanceandringinthenew Hail Atlantis!

In my current kitchen the hob is on top of the oven and as said oven has a touchscreen I quite often turn it on with my belly when stirring a pot or something and it feels a bit deliberate at the moment so I have no option but to conclude that the oven is fatphobic #logic

My friend that won the Bafta is throwing a big party to celebrate but other than me and 1 other friend everyone coming actually worked on the show. So we're debating claiming we contributed and feigning offense that noone remembers us. Steal that Bafta valour.

Apologies to the lovely woman from the Green Party who came to our door canvassing yesterday and got spoken to through the ring doorbell. I'm terrified of human interaction and my boyfriend was topless and felt it would be inappropriate to have a conversation with his nipples showing. #votegreen

It's so horribly unfair that insomnia is a symptom of M.E./Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

I'm sorry Magical Mystery Tour but you're coming across as a bit clingy. Hoping to take me away is one thing but dying to is just a bit much mate. #iaintrollingup

My friend just won the baftas for production design!! I'm so proud and happy for her 😭

It's important to remember that, yes, sometimes good things still happen. www.dailymail.com/news/article...

I'm not a fan of Harmony Korine's films but I will forever be indebted to him for making one of my favourite ever TV moments possible: Louis Walsh furiously asking "What is Gummo??" on the X Factor.

Mr Mercedes probably has the biggest nose dive in quality between series 1 and 2 I may have ever seen. The first is a good and grounded detective thriller. In the second the criminal has developed psychic powers. Oh Stephen King you just can't help yourself can you? 😔

It still amused me that when Silent Hill first came out censors in Europe and Japan thought the grey children (first picture) looked so much like a real child they needed to be removed but were totally fine with the Mumbler (second picture) replacing it.

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

Bluesky why do you always think I'm writing in German??

I really need someone to make a film of Riddley Walker cause it's my favourite book but I've never been able to convince anyone to read it because when I try to describe the plot it sounds like I'm just making shit up.

Does Bluesky constantly ask anyone else if they're writing in English? It's starting to make me feel insecure about my grasp of my first language. #isblueskygaslightingme?

I just watched an episode of Mr Mercedes featuring this actor and was certain it was Patrick Fabian/Howard Hamlin from Better Call Saul. But it's not. It's some other guy.

Mattel why does my skeleton doll have boobies? #boneboobs

The Creep Tapes is one of the most fun things I've watched in a while. If you're a fan of horror comedy I highly recommend. Mark Duplass is absolutely brilliant as a psychotic man child and the episodes are only 20 minutes long so good to dip in and out.

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

If only someone was desperate to impress Jodie Foster right now

Can’t believe I’m only finding this out now. MI5 used Girl Guides in the First World War as spies, because Boy Scouts were too gossipy and couldn’t be trusted to keep secrets.

my Mum just told me about an amazing dream she had last night. Nick grimshaw broke into her house and stole her favourite hoodie. It was so vivid she actually went to check the hoodie was still there this morning. "also that hoodie's tiny, barely fits me. Don't know what Grimshaw could want with it"

Re-watched almost Highway last night. I always forget that Marilyn Manson has a cameo in it and get a horrible jumpscare.

The term "Every frame a painting" was invented to describe the video for David Hasselhoff's cover of Hooked on A Feeling.

Yeah I'm into some pretty obscure stuff you probably won't have heard of 😏

I wish that Piggy Wiggly had shops in the UK. I would never go to another supermarket even if it was crap purely because the name Piggy Wiggly is just glorious.

housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s

My Mum was just telling me about something she had watched and couldn't remember the name of one of the actors so her description was "The Scottish actor from trainspotting"... That narrows it down.

Just spent ages looking for my phone. I eventually found it. It was in the fridge 🫠

Happy Mario day!

So our house surveyor thinks he found asbestos so now we need to get a special asbestos surveyor to assess the safety risk. Which is all very tedious but I just constantly finding myself chanting "more asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos!"

Will soon be moving house and need to make a really touch decision. Which of the Henry Hoover lineup will we choose? Gonna be like a much more whimsical version of The Bachelor.