Ah the first bad AQI day due to wildfire. Summer has arrived.

Somehow mail in ballots were to blame.

My new hobby while I’m walking the dog is to look at the assorted “America 250” pennants my neighbors have and see how bad the AI slop is. So far none of them have the correct number of stripes on American flags.

Stop! That! Train! (2026)

Watching For All Mankind and Connor Storrie has a 3 second cameo as a Russian soldier. 🫨

Heads up Utah folks: DABS is closed on Monday, not Friday, for Juneteenth.

Big day for federal signs!

I somehow managed to tear my undershirt. While wearing it under my shirt.

In retrospect, it's weird that so many crackers were also talented musicians. Anyway, enjoy this trip down musical memory lane, fellow nerds. keygen.music

Took me a moment to realize this wasn’t an updated photo of the first presidency and the quorum.

Why stop at world’s first trillionaire. Why not become the world’s first guillotined trillionaire?

Getting out my CueCat to add you on Bluesky

Sims 2 was the best

So wonderful one of my senators gets my tax dollars and has nothing better to do than this crap.

Happy Pride from everyone's favourite gender whatever rock! #Pride #DisabledArtists #ProjectHailMary #SciFi #Fanart

Our corporate ChatGPT instance has now included a Banzai Buddy that sits in the corner of the screen. Everything old is new again.

Spencer Cox has gone from gaining national fame for crying crocodile tears after the Pulse shooting to this. What a fraud.

Got to play the Pokémon pinball machine today. I did not do well but at least I caught a bidoof.

Ze Frank voice “Oh, everybody look at my fancy butthole”

I worked weekend nights here as a second job during college. Lots of interesting stories. Maybe my favorite was the people who had an orgy in the fitness club and trashed it? Or the guy who walked down South Temple throwing rocks and breaking all the windows at 1am.

I love when a post escapes isolation and you get a peek at an entire side of Bluesky that you never see.

The replies are Very Normal this morning

Paid off my car today. Hopefully it’ll be another 15 years before I have one again.

The most famous Soviet-realist sculpture in Minsk is now a KFC. youtu.be/8wRMhREDl9c?...

Perhaps they’ll turn the White House into an aquarium too.

Out exploring the Sunday bazaar at Millcreek

40 years is a helluva run for Radio from Hell. Let's raise a glass to Kerry, Bill & Gina who are ingrained in this community! P.S., Can I get a bonus episode of "Missionaries in Space" sometime?

Chat will this make more rain fall on the Intermountain west?

Energy experts have calculated the Stratos data center campus would raise the state’s emissions by as much as 64%, producing more carbon pollution than Utah’s entire transportation sector. Read the story: https://www.sltrib.com/news/environment/2026/05/20/kevin-oleary-utah-data-center/ 

LLM, but the M stands for Minion. It only generates responses in Minionese.

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

Cheers to 40, courtesy this snap from my sister

Not excited for summer

This is @msbutah.bsky.social and less than 100 years ago he was blasted like a cannon ball into the world. Some unimportant stuff happened, then he scored his role as my best friend. If you see him today, gently rub the back of your fingers against his beard and whisper, “You better work, bitch.”

I had a pager in the 90s and my step-mom at the time was convinced I was a 10 year old drug runner.

Now I just need an SSX remake, but only if they keep the banging soundtrack

I always picked the Daisy

The city sent around a postcard begging people to only water once a week because of the drought and the same cast of Worst People from Covid are back again being Facebook warriors. Idk how you fix community cohesion but it’s supremely fucked.

SLC ended the season with just 7.1% of normal snow fall. That’s 3.7” when we average 51.9”Seems every month Nov-March was the warmest on record.

Fronticorn Friday

The Kirov Reservoir Dam (1976) on the Talas River in Kyrgyzstan. r/brutalism

Note to self: do not install an HFS driver made for windows 10 in windows 11. It will break things.

I got to be tri-modal today. Light rail, heavy rail, and a bus!

Star Trek uniform when you can’t decide on a career

May 4th STAR WARS art post 🔵🔴🪐

The proposed "Stratos" data center campus in Box Elder County, Utah would consume 9 GW of energy. We thought it might be helpful to give readers some points of comparison. Read more: https://www.sltrib.com/news/2026/05/04/hyperscale-data-center-project/ 

Having a lazy Sunday morning

We’d better starve more school kids and send $1.5T to set on fire at the Department of Defense.

We’re gonna need more whisky.