block immediately everyone

SpaceGhetto. Miss those days.

we are truly in our Bad Sentence To Read Era

Waiting for my Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil date to start.

After several times we came close, especially in 2024, Utah finally broke its hottest year on record (previous was set in 1934) in 2025 ... and it wasn't even close. Here's a breakdown of the new data from last year #utwx: www.ksl.com/article/5143...

Truly the stupidest fucking timeline.

I guess begging the president for special access to experimental cancer drugs didn’t work out.

What war on protein? Literally everything has (mostly useless) protein added to it now. Coffee, orange juice, cookies. Next up, kale!

🎶 Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Regime Change 🎶

Trevor Lee remains the Shittest Utahn™

Can't wait for the 'oops we killed your loved one with AI administered pills' lawsuit.

Zohran Mamdani is so ridiculously great. By Order of the Mayor: “All pet owners are hereby required to say "big stretch" when in the presence of a pet doing a big stretch”

This fucking day. A mass shooting in my neighborhood tonight 2 killed, 6 others injured in shooting at Salt Lake church parking lot www.ksl.com/article/5143...

Better yet, disestablish all of DHS, and undo the nightmarish idiocies that we created in a panic 25 years ago. Reestablish the INS, get rid of ODNI, fix the damage from the Patriot Act, etc.

It has also become routine, unfortunately, for law enforcement to use passive voice and reflexively claim that an officer was acting in “self defense” after law enforcement shoots someone, regardless of the circumstances. 404 Media's latest: DHS Is Lying To You

I finally got around to making a calendar and gifting them to friends and family. Sorry it's not for sale but here are the photos I picked for the calendar.🧵🪶 Front Cover Song Sparrow from the LivingBird Summer 2025 Magazine

I think this is the best worst thing I have seen today. www.instagram.com/p/DRNhegBAfTZ/

I guess my Duolingo reads the news.

What the Kentucky fried fuck

Finding out the daycare creep is from Farmington, Utah just … fits

I love that the agent used AI to put furniture in this dilapidated gut job of a house. I think my favorite touch are the house plants resting on the furring strips that used to hold a wall. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

I just realized this truck was delivering an atom bomb to Carol.

Taking both at once so I can have a lucid conversation with my sleep demon.

This cereal aisle is between Peppy Bismilk and Cheesy Blasters.

Time for the yearly repost (evergreen)

The photo

The goggles do nothing!

The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.

Today is the December solstice at 15:03 GMT/16:03 CET. This @eumetsat.int MTG‑I1 image from 19 December 2025, 06:00 GMT, shows Earth’s day–night terminator tilted near its annual maximum of about 23.5°.

Can’t wait for the Wrapped Wrapped, showcasing all your Wraps in a Wrap.

Please enjoy my top 10 free browser games of 2025: 1. Type Help william-rous.itch.io/type-help 2. Dragonsweeper danielben.itch.io/dragonsweeper/ 3. Clues by Sam cluesbysam.com 4. Stimulation Clicker neal.fun/stimulation-... 5. The Collector split82.itch.io/the-collector

It’s cold in my office so I’m being festive and warm.

Thank god it’s over. Whatever the chaotic fuck that was.

WAHHIAH DIVIDEND We’re bribing the military now?

The yelling means the cocaine hit his bloodstream.

Someone do this please

“Words such as that.” Even reading a teleprompter he can’t speak. This is a mess.

Are you yearning for the warm glow of holiday lights of yore? So was David Andora. Now, he and his husband run Tru-Tone, a globally popular light brand, from an Ogden shop brimming with vintage touches. Check out my dispatch from the scene as they scrambled to ship orders during their busiest season

They should melt these down and use the metal to forge his handcuffs. Assuming it’s not more gilt spray painted foam like all the other trash he’s nailed up.

I’m really glad it doesn’t show how many hours I played 🙈

We had a 3.7 share vs a 4.7 share from the week before. The football game on ABC had a 15.9 share. Clearly where the eyeballs went.

Santazilla is back at the Walker Center. I love him.

Nice of him to put the bribery live on a website. Surprised it doesn’t have Apple Pay and Venmo

Totally love that I have to do this in December because it’s been 60°

Fonts are in the news, so I'm going to take the opportunity to port over an old thread: what was typography like in the Soviet Union? Spoiler: they did not just have 1 font everyone had to use. As a matter of fact, there were 39. One of them, you can see here, used to great effect for "Chernobyl."

57 in the middle of December. Great stuff.

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

Me having to re-work my streaming app password sharing ecosystem if Netflix absorbs HBO.

lol the Sim City 3000 soundtrack was my top album of the year 💀