Pampered Chef exponential growth has infected my family. I was invited to one, then three, now 8 family “parties”. At this rate, at the end of the year in 41 days, I’ll be invited to 10^17 Pampered Chef parties.

UTA bus had Meadowbrook in the chyron abbreviated to M’brook.

Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...

This is a sentence that exists in our timeline.

Just in: The Kilby Block Party lineup is out and it's huge. Lorde, Turnstile, Hayley Williams, Blood Orange among the names performing at the Utah State Fairpark next year:

Why does this HP monitor wrapper want me to goatse it?

Not me seeing an ad for the Utah Jazz/Atlanta Hawks game and wonder why Falcon Studios was on my TV.

This looks like an oil refinery with colorful pipes.

BREAKING NEWS: A judge REJECTS the Utah legislature's map and picks one drawn by the League of Women Voters and Mormon Women for Ethical Government for the new congressional districts: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah

Bicep-ed @msbutah.bsky.social @dougp1224.bsky.social

Funny how I got three dem fundraising texts today. Happily reported them all as spam.

Once again the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

I’m excited for the new nap time bench on the trax trains.

Employer provided health insurance renews this month and they hid all the price increases by raising deductibles 30% per person. Yay.

Windows 95 Hot Dog Stand themed

Someone please teach my dog what Daylight Savings Time is.

Gratuitous shot from the new kickback machine at the gym.

Oh yay if the disappearing Great Salt Lake doesn’t poison us all with arsenic dust, the downwind radiation will.

I was just subjected to a video of someone making candy corn pierogi and I need time to recover.

Ew Celeste Maloy is at my office.

Ah I see. The SaaS half of the company stopped working when AWS went down, and now the O365 part of the company gets to stop working with an Azure outage.

Definitely not a bubble and very sustainable.

Get in loser, we’re going skeeting.

My gym replaced all the weights and rearranged everything. It’s nice but so different.

I was reminded of this Pro Publica investigation this AM. As things are, ::gestures everywhere:: a revisit feels timely www.propublica.org/article/utah...

Oozing with flair, and now a little more practical—it’s hard not to love Maeving’s latest ride.

How to Hibernate. Scanned by us from the 1952 book Animal Fair, by the Provensens. It’s time.

If only there was an actual climate problem that needed solving.

Oh look the timeline did the thing

BREAKING NEWS: Utah Dept. of Workforce Services says due to the federal government shutdown, SNAP recipients in Utah will NOT receive benefits in November. Their statement... #utpol #Utah

I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts bsky.app/profile/did:...

good job team, we made it (derogatory)

And now the department of “war” is here? Isn’t the government supposed to be closed down?

I see it's rightwing troll Friday on Bluesky. Accounts for the White House, the DHS, and replies full of Trump loving accounts. Fire up the block lists.

Internet was better when it came out of one of these.

Vaccines are kewl. And they gave me free popcorn.

Well this egg doesn’t have autism.

And Microsoft's SSO portal shit the bed. Guess I won't be working since their 'remember me' cookie hasn't ever worked.

The diner by my office has a “specials” board out front. Today’s special was a Dember Omelette.

I feel like this $898 "Ravishing Radish" hat would make the perfect finishing piece to ones Bjork in The Garden Halloween costume. housesandparties.com/products/rav...

Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal cuts

Why did I think this was a plate of fried foods

Bus bridge on the train line. Flooded office at work. Endless rising tide of fascism. I’m tired of this grandpa.

ICE is buying a location tracking tool that harvests data from hundreds of millions of phones a day. Protect your location data by updating a few settings on your phone 🧵 (1/4): www.404media.co/ice-to-buy-...

The garbage AI ads for sports betting that are inescapable is enough to make me turn against the industry.