It’s right behind me, isn’t it…

Watch me fumble my way through my first ever live reading! This was so much fun.

Bicep-ed @msbutah.bsky.social @dougp1224.bsky.social

I won a haiku contest. Read it here now! (Do it, asshole.) #poetry #poem #haiku

This vet visit has worn us out. #dachshund

A brief glimpse inside my mind.

Caw.

Spooky haiku:

Story of the month winner! Check it out. Or don’t, I ain’t the boss of you.

We did a gym. @msbutah.bsky.social @dougp1224.bsky.social

The poetry won’t write itself!

New story?! Give it a peep.

Autumnal poetry! Read it. If you dare.

Me and @dougp1224.bsky.social

Inspired by true events. Read it. Do it for daddy. #shortstory #fiction

Poetry! Read it or something. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #poetry #poem #lyrics

New story drop! Read it. Or don’t, whatever. #shortstory #horror #fiction

When the 🍌 calls, will you answer?

Croutons are disgusting

Dirigibles, they’re so hot right now. #fiction #shortstory

If you’re seeing this photo, you owe me $30.

Toro is happy as a moist clam with @msbutah.bsky.social #dachshund

I promise I’ll post more thirst traps, but read this story first:

One more poem before vacation: #poem #poetry

Poetry! Read it, or don’t. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #poem #poetry

Post-Pride Recovery Poetry: #poetry #poem

My drive home was very hot, so I pulled out my big dumb tits.

This was so awkward for me. I’m not as comfortable on camera as people think.

Nature. So beautiful.

I love when friends inspire me to write erotica. It’s been a while, so… here’s some new #erotica #gayerotica

I want to say this is relatable, but... I wrote it. #writer #fiction

A story. Read it. Or don’t! I ain’t your mom. #shortstory #fiction #writer

Hey there, I published a book of poetry! #poetry #poems #tarot #divination

Felt good. Wrote a story.

Happy little breakfast

Movies you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. “Six,” that’s cute. Triple digits here.

The girls are all here!

Seattle is, as always, fun!

I want to thank all my dedicated followers for helping me reach this goal.

A short story?! In this economy?! #fiction

I woke up like this. #dachshund

Let this catchy little tune sink into your soul.

Story time! Read it! Or just click on the link and stare determinedly into the void while the daily nightmares surround you. Whatever. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Napping with my baby. #dachshund

Cake.

A little flash fiction snack. Read it! Or don’t, I’m not your dad.