Kneecap are going to do a gig in Greenland, aren’t they.

Everyone named Beckham can get in the fucking sea…preferably near Sydney..with the sharks. 😭😂

This guy has perfected his Trump lip-syncs and I think this is the peak

One less fascist in the world. A win is a win

[thoughtful silence] ‘…this show is a very unrealistic telling of the Saturn Vue’s reliability’ my fiancé’s musings on this episode of Breaking Bad

Tennis is the Ed Sheeran of sports

Happiest of birthdays to the incorrigible @luiseach.bsky.social - CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE 29

New York has been Sorcha’d @luiseach.bsky.social

This one has just seen Canada for the first time and needed a photo to remember the moment.

Roses are red Violets are blue “NOT FROM THE U.S!” the faithful pleaded in hope He laughed at their prayers, YANK

“HEAVENLY FATHER. GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE. DEAR LORD… what a sad little life, Jane-“

[whispers] conclave conclave conclave [clenches fists] conclave conclave conclave [bangs fists on desk] concLAVE CONCLAVE CONCLAVE [jumps up on desk] CONCLAVE CONCLAVE CONCLAVE

To my Trans friends: remember you are loved and nobody can ever take away your right to be who you were always meant to be. #TransWomenareWomen 🏳️‍⚧️❤️

This rain is absolutely glorious 👌🏻🤌🏻

The endorsement nobody wants.

Cokey Bacon flavour coming soon

A gaggle of young ones just got ID’d en masse in the pub we’re in, lots of people staring like ‘ooooo gettem’, and I’m staring like ‘ummmm hello, why no automatic ID for me, clearly a youth in the prime of my life?! Rude’

Sam Fender is going on a bender

when right wingers boycott brands

Today is Fat Tuesday, but give it break - it’s trying

HEY!! Did you know there's a brand new game: - Set in #Ireland - In the infamous HELLFIRE CLUB - That is deliciously Gothic Horror - Made by an Irish Studio - And absolutely Co-Op It’s OUR GAME. Presenting our upcoming title: #EyesOfHellfire Wishlist today! store.steampowered.com/app/1724030/...

Banned from Twitter for this comment about Musk. What a proper cunt

Bastards tbh, Netflix

Me writing to the Yellowstone casting directors to tell them that I can Definitely Ride A Horse

Fuck Trump. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Saw this on the bird app 😂

The Fash are fighting, lads. Absolutely glorious 👌🏼☘️

The reason FFG are so opposed to a united Ireland is that they know they will never see government again. They are traitors to the cause

Remembering Shane today, the absolute legend. RIP ☘️❤️

Thank you all. It’s called “forgotify”. Now to enjoy being the sole monthly listener of some fella called Brutus Faust and his 2010 album “vengeance is Mine”

This is simply beautiful

Voting? Completed it, mate #GE24

we all know where this is going

Sad day for the Ireland First lads…

Exciting times at The Fence office on Archer Street. See if you can guess who 'RKW Limited' are...

Be a sad day for the parish if Sevco sacked another fraud. The comedy value is just too much fun.

POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked

The @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social documentary on early Irish Christianity is both hilarious and fascinating. Brilliantly directed by James Cotter too. History doesn’t have to be staid and dull. It can be riotous and have dogs with eyebrows and distracting puffins.

In praise of echo chambers. www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

Harris is a national embarrassment

Heathrow airport is a kip. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Two MORE Met officers charged with sexual assault. There, I fixed it for you @theguardian.com

This is frankly outrageous. Whatever your views on the candidates this is an attack on the institutional consent that democracy relies on to function. I know who I would be investigating first anyway www.thejournal.ie/election-lea...

Please consider giving your vote to Thomas if you are in the Donegal constituency on November 29th. It’s time to boot FF/FG into sea.

when u successfully rebrand

I hope this place turns out to be like old twitter. We need main characters and anonymous google spreadsheets to find out who’s been accused of being a cannibal