I need a cigarette and a hot tub

Guess my mental health status based on the episode I’m watching 🤪🤪🤪

also this showed up in my memories today

Exactly one year ago today in Chicago I met @amirtalai.bsky.social. I didn’t let him take the pic himself because I wanted to crop him out. The pics popped up in my memories today and the Live Photo caught the moment he said “No you’re not” and proceeded to make it the most difficult pic to crop

Feeling like I’m doing a quick change during a ballad on broadway when I have to change my tampon in the middle of the night before I lose my sleepiness

reminder: black lives matter asian lives matter protect the environment queer and trans rights free Palestine free Sudan free Congo kindness is free stop ableism protect our kids

I missed seeing ass all because of the Bible

The scripture that is presented 10 minutes after a lecture on lust:

@emhahee.bsky.social and I when we have the same brand of religious trauma

Annual “I touched grass” proof for @amirtalai.bsky.social

It’s been a while since I’ve truly blessed everyone with a good @amirtalai.bsky.social edit and honestly the Patrick Stump thing is a good reason to make one

Decided to investigate the circus tent theory but like.. where is @amirtalai.bsky.social

Happy #KERMASTOROCALYPSE @amirtalai.bsky.social

celebrating @khaosguillotine.bsky.social oh shit I mean- celebrating KERMASTOR’S day it’s #KERMASTOROCALYPSE and #kermastor2025 my bad, nothing else happening @amirtalai.bsky.social y’all should be grateful my laptop has been busted for over a year or this would’ve been a full video

GUESS WHO WILL BE PULLING ALL THE STRINGS? #kermastorocalypse #kermastor2025 @amirtalai.bsky.social

So crazy I was 22 when I started drawing this and 23 when I finished. Happy one year of #KERMASTOROCALYPSE #kermastor2025 @amirtalai.bsky.social

mmm bedtime cheese

I got out props for this so Indiana con WHEN @amirtalai.bsky.social

Happy birthday! Didn’t forget, just needed to arrange this!! I swear it isn’t too long and if it is,, 2x speed (or, free will exists, don’t gotta watch it :P) but some of the SCDT server decided to do its usual thing for your birthday: be silly youtu.be/f4rVkrg5kr4?...

i am sitting outside in the sun while emily and khaos watch dr who and i just heard screaming start from inside that was so loud and long that i thought some kind of alarm was going off. emily has been screaming for over 60 seconds. not even words. just AHHHH. AHHHHHHHH. AH!!!!!

Mad at @amirtalai.bsky.social rn because I’m at the airport and I forgot pilots actually wear the lil outfit and they’re not just making an LA to Vegas reference. Keep whipping my head around only for just a normal pilot dude to be there.

“Have you heard aboyt the drama with-“ dawg my brother is getting tests done for brain surgery I promise you I don’t fucking care rn

I should drink every DAY

Drama in the polycule :/

Amir after dying 4 times in 6 minutes

Having a GREAT time in chat with the other piss rats enjoying our breakfast cupcakes

This cowboy Carter souvenir cup that shrunk in the dishwasher looks like @amirtalai.bsky.social in Calgary

Apparently I can’t want Jane Fonda biblically 🙄

Me: I’ve never seen the bachelorette My best friend Lex (that I love deeply): oh my god khaos so many grown men cry you would love it

Local milf hired me as an escort let’s go gang

I give advice to ppl like I’m playing Life is Strange. By giving them the worst option and not taking accountability

Cloe is short for cloaca

U can actually eat fiberglass fun fact

U don’t understand him like I do

Live mas

Don’t look at me when I’m drinking alcoholic banana pudding

It been so long since I’ve made just a simple @amirtalai.bsky.social fancam edit. Back to the absolute basics. (The attractive clips are back gang) Also donate for ‘bortions fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/6...

guys would it be funny to get a fifth thing signed from Amir

U guys remember the dude from icarly that squirted milk out of his eye? You ever think some milk stayed in his tear duct and chunked up? Congealed milk tear.

And I am an annoying child at someone else’s birthday party

I think I achieved peak gay today seeing a rainbow over a softball field

Amir live no context (comments edition)

Big fan of sleeping a bunch

What happened to hello

If anyone was wondering it takes 10 months to change someone’s mind.

The HIGHLY anticipated video is here. Truly a masterpiece. I’ve peaked. I am Michelangelo and this is my statue of David. Also donate for abortions fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/6...

me watching people interact with my oomfs not realizing the dynamic we have with certain somebodies

Tag urself

Good use of my FaceTime photo of @amirtalai.bsky.social Donate to the abortion fund for a supercut of burps im making because more livestreams means more content. Donate at fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/6...

Big fan of uncrustables