New Year’s resolution: less CIA shenanigans. ⚠️This post has been flagged as misinformation. Sorry, @amirtalai.bsky.social.⚠️

In 2025, Amirica • Raised $10K+ for firefighters • Raised $40K+ for abortion rights 💪 • Discovered the piss room • Made @amirtalai.bsky.social eat cilantro and wear an inflatable Alastor suit (you’re welcome) Here’s to another great year in Amirica ✨🔥

@amirtalai.bsky.social’s challenge is so Easy I can do it with my eyes closed 🥱🥱

*makes amir talai a horse* @amirtalai.bsky.social

Patiner has me 💀 www.instagram.com/reel/DSwTbQ-... @amirtalai.bsky.social

@amirtalai.bsky.social don’t ask how long this took

Merry Amirmas 🎄 Please try not to be blinded by my elite wrapping skills 😬💁‍♀️ @amirtalai.bsky.social

🥚🎄 IT’S TIME

Eh I tried

Definitely not what I expected to see when I opened my email, but hey.😂😂 @amirtalai.bsky.social

Just @amirtalai.bsky.social being the best dog dad feat: JIMMY

Happy Amiridays @amirtalai.bsky.social

I meant to say this yesterday but I almost skipped this con my cousin had passed days before and I wasn’t up for much of anything. Went anyway, met @amirtalai.bsky.social , and I’m so glad i did. He’s One of the most genuine people out there. That day meant the world. Ok, enough of this sappy shit ✌️

People really need to realize what they’re requesting asking Amir to cover a FAKE song that was made using his voice without his consent. Be so fr rn…

I got bored so have a cunclebreadhouse @amirtalai.bsky.social

#BundleUpForCuncle 💀

#BundleUpForCuncle @amirtalai.bsky.social this is my marshmallow suit! I asked my dad for it for Christmas a few years back specifically because I wanted to feel like a little kid, so thank you for doing your part to normalize that flavor of whimsy 💜 (1st pic featuring my penguin pebbles 💜)

I did do that 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️ (To be fair it should have inflated itself 🤷🏼‍♀️) 😂

GO BIG OR GO HOME!! I have zero doubt we can hit this goal us Amiricans always come through. 💪💪💪

Every spring, @amirtalai.bsky.social hosts a fundraiser for the Lilith Fund, supporting reproductive rights. This past spring, $40,000 was raised! So, if you want to see Amir doing more chaotic shit like in the video below, get ready to raise money for a great cause! 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️ www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UaQhww/

I'm both impressed by and embarrassed for all of you nincompoops. post has been recorded and scheduled for noon eastern tomorrow #ThisIsAmirica #HaveFunDoGood

Trying to summon the last chunk of followers for Amir because I *desperately* need to hear all three reads of the lines.

pretty please. not only do i want to hear the line variations but more importantly i want the people in my state to have access to safe abortions 🤞🤞

i’m doing the lords work PLS AMIRICA I NEED THIS

We got Amir to his goal of 250,000 TikTok followers in under 24 hours, so hitting 300,000 should be no problem at all 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️ Do it for the meme Do it for the Lilith fund www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UPS2MP/

I'm sweetening the deal. Get me to 300k and I'll drop 3 different reads of the line.

If my mom didn't have access to safe abortion care before I was born, neither one of us would be here today. If you are anti abortion, that means you would rather see both me AND my mom dead. This care is absolutely critical and it saves lives.

hi! texan here! i am directly affected my my state’s abortion ban, and many other uterus-havers are regularly put at risk due to a lack of available healthcare options for us. our governor does not care. donating to anyone in the abortion fund network helps provide resources for people who need it 💙

If you want to hear @amirtalai.bsky.social say please Rosie or however the fuck you say it you gots to get him to 250,000 TikTok followers…. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UyCxnG/ do it for the meme! But most importantly do it for the Lilith fund!!

Bro would love “Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer”

Just @amirtalai.bsky.social giving the people what they want 💁‍♀️

Shame there isn’t a giant Alastor balloon to terrorize New York City… but oh well

Give it to me NOW!

Blake doing a Christmas song cover?!? As FRANK THE MOTHERFuCking EGG BOI!! Hazbin nation we gotta make this happen!!!

My favorite part of episode 9 was when Alastor said It’s Hazbin Time and immediately started Hazbining all over the damn place…. Outstanding work, @amirtalai.bsky.social.

POV: Me trying to potty train my daycare kiddos @amirtalai.bsky.social

Merry Shipmas @amirtalai.bsky.social

Only you know what’s right for you. Never let anyone guilt you into giving up your right to choose ❤️

Real talk, the fact that @amirtalai.bsky.social kept this song under wraps for God knows how long is wild. I just know bro was humming it in his sleep.

PSA: If you leak episodes before they air… you’re not a fan, you’re just an asshole.

Agenda Hotel, consider this your warning @amirtalai.bsky.social is taking names Taking names and collecting souls 😂😂💀

That finale was absolutely insane and somehow made me appreciate @amirtalai.bsky.social even more, if that’s even possible. Mans acted the hell out of this entire season. This role was made for him, and I’m so grateful he’s our Alastor.

EVERYONE LOVES SOMEONE WHO HAD AN ABORTION

Your body. Your choice. Your journey. Always. Period. You deserve the freedom to make decisions that protect your well-being, your future, and your peace. Your voice matters. Your autonomy matters. And you never owe anyone an explanation.

No one: Amazon: Three seconds after the new Hazbin Ep drops “Oh, you haven’t watched the new episodes yet? That’s crazy. Anyway… here’s everything that happens”

For anyone who might someday have the need. You are loved and supported, you know what's right for you, and YouAlwaysHaveOptions.com (reposted by permission of shoutyourabortion.com)

Can we talk about how insane @amirtalai.bsky.social’s stage presence is?! He embodied Alastor I’m so glad someone posted a random clip of him singing ‘You’re never Fully Dressed Without a Smile’ and Viv saw it because no one could play Alastor better. The hazbin fandom truly got the best ❤️

Find the Difference 😂😂😂😂

Always great reuniting with @amirtalai.bsky.social Its always an unhinged time

Got to meet the iconic @khaosguillotine.bsky.social irl feat: random person in the background