Classic early Amirica nincompoopery 😂😂😂💜💜💜

I’m just saying tho… same picture, right? I think I nailed it 😂 @amirtalai.bsky.social Donate to the Lilith Fund!! We’re abt 2/3 of the way to our goal of $65k!! fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7...

Bro is in my walls watching me eat dinner… 👀

The single most difficult thing to deal with when it comes to long distance friendships is not being able to give them a hug when they need it.

MY FIRST ART IM AUCTIONING FOR @amirtalai.bsky.social ‘s #fundathon is here! And it’s of the Radio Man himself! This is an 8x8 inch canvas, all done by yours truly, one of a kind! STARTING BID: 55 USD BIDDING INCREMENTS: 5 USD

@amirtalai.bsky.social Here’s a tally for the first live: <10: 4 <30: 15 >/=30: 69 >/50: 36 >/=100: 8 >/=200: 1 >/=300: 10 >/=500: 8 >/=1,000: 1 Start of Live: ~$20,000 End of Live: $21,431 #LilithFund #AbortionIsHealthcare #WeFight fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7...

$17,832 in the first 15ish hours is fucking AMAZING!! Amirica coming thru for abortion rights, FUCK YES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!! Let’s keep the momentum going y’all!! Share the link, talk to your irl friends directly, spread the word any and every way you can!! go.bsky.app/redirect?u=h...

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!! 💜💜💜

Inhale Exhale Hold 1…2…3 Inhale Exhale Hold 1…2…3 Repeat as needed

@amirtalai.bsky.social I made this meme as a thank you for the Jimmy pics 💜💜💜

IS IT LATER YET???

The U.S. war on Iran is now estimated to cost $1 billion per day. Meanwhile Americans are told there’s no money for healthcare, hospitals, or basic social programs.

I’ll take “Out of Context Amir Notifs” for 500, Alex @amirtalai.bsky.social

I’d be down for a bout or two 😙

Amir “Why Aren’t They Talking About My Feet” Talai, apparently 🙄

Eldy asking the real questions

@amirtalai.bsky.social you keep posting abt Traitors and now I’m curious. What’s a good season/version to watch if you’ve never seen it and don’t know if you’ll wanna watch more than one? Also good morning, I hope you’re feeling better than yesterday 💜

Getting back into accepting mobile clients. It’s harder than the spa by far, but the pay is also way better and I’m trying to murder as much debt as possible ASAP while also saving to move and set aside some money to give to the Lilith fund 💜🫡

When they book a service with a $20 add-on and then stiff you on the tip, hemming and hawing about not being able to afford it. Excuse me? Skip the add-on and be a decent person maybe?? Next time you consider skipping the tip on a massage, keep in mind tips are abt a third of our income 👍

friends, NNAF is so important. i cannot stress that enough. for many of us, this is a solid beacon of hope that shows people have our health and safety in mind. that we are loved, and protected, and we have resources and community. continuing to do what i do has been exhausting, and feels like an-

Do I get bonus points for no memes?

WHY must having a body be so painful?? 😭😭😭

When you give someone feedback on a small thing that isn’t a huge deal and they respond as if you’re yelling at them and then go way overboard on the correction, that’s a manipulation tactic. It’s designed to discourage you from seeking conflict resolution in the future.

Look I’m all for figuring out words from context, but also please look things up too!! Or you’ll end up like me, misusing words like nonplussed and poignant for years before finally actually checking and going wait THAT’S what that means?!?! How lucky we are to carry dictionaries in our pockets 💜

PSA from a CMT If you want your massage therapist to keep doing what they’re doing, don’t say “that hurts” or “ow!” or any other variation thereof. I am BEGGING YOU 😭 Addendum: Also pls don’t repeatedly say “right there” or “that’s the spot” etc when we’re on something you like. Once is plenty 🫡

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

It is time for my yearly redraw of this picture, this time featuring the chair. @amirtalai.bsky.social #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelalastor #alastor

So with season 4 of Bridgerton premiering last night, I had my sister and her wife over and we had finger sandwiches and little mousse cakes and everything was delicious and much fun was had by all 🥰🥰🥰

When you don’t feel like you used The Right Words so you go back and try to use The Right Words but then your brain can only make your thoughts make sense in Not Even Words At All so you just kinda dissolve into an amorphous puddle of Good Intentions and Frustration

I vended at a drag show tonight but I forgot to take any pics of my table 😅😂 The night went really well and it felt great to be in the community, especially with what happened today in Minneapolis. The atrocities are compounding faster than I can process, shit is fucking scary…

Hey so we’ve got neurospicy, does that mean we also have neurobland?

Man i really think the last 10 years broke everyone's fucking brains. I swear to god the majority of people I come into contact with on a daily basis are totally disregulated. #DefundThePolice #DefundICE #FundUniversalMentalHealthCare

This man is a chaos gremlin 😂😂😂

I’m having the kind of day where I’m either gonna need to shave my head or dye my hair, and I just paid $50 for a haircut sooooooo guess who’s going purple tonight?! This is what I get for saying I’ve been doing alright without therapy lately… Sigh

I haven’t said it out loud/in public recently so uhhh, FUCKING ABOLISH ICE, Jesus motherfucking Christ. 2026 is doing too much already and we’re not even 10 days in 🙃 I am trans, poly, queer, biracial, disabled. I stand with immigrants & I stand with Palestine. If you can’t deal, kindly fuck off

I love not being able to tell whether this positive trend in self-care habits means the meds are medding or if I’m just on a slow crescendo towards my next manic episode…. Anyway, if I have a depressive episode in like a month or so…? Called it!! 🙃 Here’s hoping the meds are simply medding 🤞🤞🤞

@amirtalai.bsky.social Skibidi Talai 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ #1800contacts

I dunno if this is a ‘tism thing or not, but I reeeally enjoy paying my bills (assuming I have the money, when I don’t have the money it’s just fucking stressful) There’s just something so satisfying about going to all the websites and apps, clicking the buttons, and seeing all the confirmations 😁

How come nobody told me abt tempering the mug for hot drinks?? I’ve been complaining for DECADES that my tea/cocoa/coffee gets cold too fast and not one person in my life has ever told me “pour hot water in there while you make the drink so the mug heats up” It’s so simple!! I feel betrayed 😭 /silly

Look I know the mints are complimentary, but when you come out of your massage and immediately start stuffing 10 of them in your pockets, I reserve the right to judge you just a little bit 😂

I am in a shitty mood this morning. Fuck landlords

You can rule a country, if you're a monarch or dictator. Or you can govern a country, with the consent of the governed. But you dont *run* a country. You run a business. Trump's plan to "run" Venezuela indicates one thing -- he plans to extract value for his shareholders. That's it.

@amirtalai.bsky.social I’m reviewing my year of cursed crochet projects and realizing I’ve leveled up a LOT over this nincompoopery. Thanks for the XP!! 😁💜

I AM MIGHTY AND POWERFUL

Anybody else kinda feel like screaming? I kinda feel like screaming. Apropos of nothing. Just. Wanna. Scream.

When you realize you've become parasocially attached to someone's wallpaper:

Stop killing us.

@go4know.com if you’re a photographer you should know better than to engage with AI. If you’re not a photographer, please change your pfp and stop using artistic tools to legitimize your use of AI. Also just. Stop using AI. Learn some actual artistic skill and make your own art with your own hands