I want to pet a bunny

I think we should ban the word "quietly" for now, it's being used so much and it's one of the words chatgpt loves.

Switching to paying for my own internet today, which means I have no Internet at all until the modem arrives.

Okay, can someone explain to me why brands sell fancy dress outfits and put logos on them instead of keeping them accurate. Like even if you want a shirt like what a character wears they often have logos on them. I've always found it rather gauche.

well that's rockstar, uber and nvidia on the fuck no list source www.bbc.com/news/technol...

Fun little animation of badger eating a gummy worm.

Fun little animation of badger eating a gummy worm.

Went to house viewing, it was expensive and small and claustrophobic. Oh well, time for another viewing.

Uggghhh my dad keeps using gen ai in his Facebook posts and it's really annoying. He's a photographer! He can take a photo!

The 1980s Alvin and the Chipmunks theme has the line "Coming on stronger than ever before" which always confused me, like, why would they admit that, that's a little weird. But then I looked up the definition and:

Why are all gorillas in the DC universe fat, what are they feeding them.

I have the hand grenade of "pi doesn't exist in the real world as no sphere made of matter can be infinitely smooth as everything is made of discrete atoms and thus even a real perfect sphere is just an approximation of a platonic sphere" should I need to throw it at hostile mathematicians.

It's so embarrassing to have to read baby stories and stumble through the most rudimentary sentences in German when I've been able to articulate myself in English effortlessly all my life. Why couldn't I have done this at 3 when I didn't have anything to compare it to. ugh.

Who lives at 1-9 downing street

It's so weird when German musicals sing everything in German except English names, which they say with perfect English accents. Und die vollkommen neue "Mrs. de Winter".

I am particular about belly buttons. The more outie/detailed they are, the less I am drawn to them. Sometimes, all you need is two lines.

Bworp -- 🖼️: @khato.hyena.blue

We should heat up all the rich people who allowed British summertime to reach 40°C to 40°C.

My dad told me that father's day was an excuse to sell greetings cards and he wanted none of it, so I'm never sure what to do with this day.

If communism has the hammer and sickle, and fascism the axe and sticks, what is capitalism's two objects

In a weird position where I can read and write German okay, but if talked to out loud in German, I find it really hard to understand and form a response. Like an inverse illiteracy.

Perhaps some signage would help protecting his swamp.

Choke! (2021) #PoorNeo #comic

My internet service is ending and I still don't have a new place to live and the monthly contract is going to be so expensive until I find somewhere to live.

Whenever I try to find a place to rent it's already gone, how the hell does anyone move in this world.

My queue is empty! Come get some art, if you'd like!

Commission for @snowkimera.bsky.social , of them being spoiled and overfed!

I no longer fear tanking, because Warrior is so good, and I can throw myself at things without a care in the world. I press da button, and everyone is healed.

You couldn't write a more apt band name for the encroaching AI slop of music than "Velvet Sundown". Velvet, a material evoking luxury and comfort, which is now overwhelmingly just synthetic plastic material. Sundown, as in, sundowning, the increase of confusion, hallucination as shadows grow.

"omg mj talked in his real voice and it's deep" fool that you are, thinking someone's natural voice can't be all octaves, I have two natural speaking voices. One is high and light, the other is deep and resonant. The latter is just me using my baritone voice.

Sweet, free bible for listening to an evangelist. And a chick tract! How novel!

Commission for @hexas.bsky.social of him as a behemoth! Really fun to do!

Commission for @jaykar.bsky.social! Jakob gets spoiled rotten as a taste tester for all the food these two chefs can provide! They're gonna have to roll him out of there when they're finished.

Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the bare minimum

Evergreen.

I made hamburger helper today, from scratch. It was good! I didn't have any meat so I used the soy protein I got, but it still tasted really good.

I think I'm actually pretty lucky to be naturally kind of androgynous looking, I have the least masculine or feminine body possible. If I weren't cursed with seeing only a horrible abberant misshapen beast whenever I look at myself I'd actually be pretty cute.

*extremely tree voice* "If you own a computer... You must try this game."

A DaThings classic, updated for this particular day:

The sun is up at 3:30am and that always sucks about summer.

I wish kingdom hearts still looked like a cartoon.

What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?

My dad a while ago forced me to pluck and dress a pheasant and honestly the experience is still upsetting to me. I know it had to be done but it was sprung on me and my father would have mercilessly mocked me if I didn't. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't.

Bleagahgahhghhh designing outfits is hard.

Don't do it! Don't try to powerscale your gritty dark superheroes against a shounen power fantasy! You'll just be disappointed! Don't do it! Stop!!!

He was awoken from his tepor by the sight - his face pallifying. He stared, his mind a fervible maelstrom of terror. His new lucor revealed a vigific nightmare.

Mm, cucumber with salt and pepper

Dentist again, now I have to go back in three months.

Your outwards bitterness and jealousy towards your peers + complaining about not having more than twenty people who support and adore your work is scaring away what little audience you have bro. It’s killing the genuine love that small group of people has for your stories, bro.