Listening to a musical in German and in one of the songs they introduce a character called Frank, and they do it in the most English voice as opposed to everything else they sing, which is in a German accent. Just suddenly: Fraaaaaaahhhnnkkk.

Hey yall if anyone would like artwork, I’m doing stuff for ten percent off. Could do with the work at the moment, just lost family and I gotta move soon and i really need to get work, get packed and take time to recover

Thank you to my big bro @webstergoat.bsky.social for this wonderful xmas gift!! I love it to bits ❤️💚 🎨 Art by the incredibly talented @khato.hyena.blue!

Secret Santa for 2025! I got to draw a pawn shop owner, and you know what that means.

I'm doing speed paints for 100$. Each one will be 2 -3 hours as needed. Need 2 slots filled and I'll take on a couple more. Some samples I did yesterday as a sort of real time example! DM me if you want this!

I'm doing speed paints for 100$. Each one will be 2 -3 hours as needed. Need 2 slots filled and I'll take on a couple more. First come first serve. I will also have samples in a bit.

I'm very persuasive, who would deny me....urp gurgle slosh -- 🖼️: @khato.hyena.blue

Look man mayo is yummy (Epic smelly alt in replies) #fatfur

I remember when I last went to America I had Americans constantly coming up to me and fawning over my accent. It was super weird - I literally just speak with some kind of bizarre recieved pronunciation.

Well thinking about doing a speedpaint with a one day turn around for 200, just for safety on my end if I'll have to travel.

Commission for @adorablimp.bsky.social. When you're the center of attention, constantly fed and bloated and praised for everything you do, it truly is the life. For everyone else working around you, it'd probably get very grating.

Commission for @adorablimp.bsky.social and @biffiea.big.mewtwo.furry.camp! They got sliders for everything important these days. #khato_art #fatfur

Franz Kafka's Metamorphosex Fulfil -your- uneasy dreams.

Commission for @mairari.bsky.social ! This fat prince was once thin and athletic, according to his portrait. But now he is decadent and immense!

Utters the theoretical eigenslur to offend everyone equally, in the way that South park never could hope to achieve.

You reaaaaaaaaally shouldn't use AI for placeholders the same way you shouldn't use stolen art for placeholders. Placeholders should look /intentionally/ out of place, so that they can be spotted and replaced during development. If it flies under the radar you could be in serious trouble.

This is the perfect meme format for: 1) Doing an action 2) Finding something incredibly aggravating in the middle of doing that action.

I want to see more bunnies.

The left bunny is literally just Hazel, no wonder.

I need to do a bit of a beg/favor ask. I need about $160 for next week. I got a big bill I have to pay with my check on Wednesday, and that's not going to leave me anything. I need to get Aggie's steroids for the tumor refilled this week so I have that over Christmas. That shit's $50.

From day 1 I've had beef with Harry Potter for making wizards boring. It was so easy to please 11 year old me with wizards, I loved wizards. But for 20 years after HP wizards have been so fucking boring. Then people started calling me Harry Potter for wearing glasses, then the author managed to

FF7 Rebirth be like: Whoops, there goes your regular party members, remember you have other ones to play with :)

Antidepressants must be the world's only reverse addictive drug, if you forget to take them you get too sad to want to take them.

Man, next year I'm gonna chill on making as many birthday gifts. It's rough sometimes if people don't acknowledge your birthday back.

Had a dream my dad got really obsessed with looking after a fieldmouse and built it a gigantic mansion in the back garden, and gave it tiny mouse sized vinyl records to play.

What if i was a really bloated and fat piranha plant (Mario approved)

#khato_art Commission for a friend, he wanted this badass.

The selkie, Harper, eats a fish. It's natural, you should try it.

#vore #khato_art Yraeus and the demon Galetarix square off... and the demon rounds out. Commission for @autumnsong.bsky.social and Bo.

Well that explains a lot.

Anyone here play genshin impact

What IS the font that ChatGPT insists on using in its generated images? It raises my hackles.

Not to be a crunchy hyena but I think I'm sick of artificial anything. Artificial sweetener, artificial intelligence, artificial replicas for nostalgia. Cheapened, repackaged, regurgitated. I'm going fucking nuts.

Billionaires want Gen AI to work, they asked the robot that always says yes if they'll be able to make AGI and the robot that always says yes said yes.

After thorough investigation I have discovered that artificial sweeteners do in fact make me super sick, which makes the UK sugar tax affect me in ways unforeseen by the government.

Guaranteed to contain nothing but the sweet nog of the egg

I have to raise at least £1100 to cover bills and moving costs by the end of January so I'm throwing all my art packs on sale for the duration! They're 60% off or £40 for 12 years of work (thousands and thousands of pieces) itch.io/s/172840/sam...

I'll tell you this about FF7: Rebirth, they didn't miss a chance to reference even the most obscure of easter eggs in the original game.

Just was made aware of ai "accent translation" to strip people of their accents and make them sound like generic white Americans, and it made me feel sick to my stomach. This is a level of cyberpunk dystopia I never thought possible.

Hey all, I revised/refined some of my offerings for December commissions! If you're interested you can always DM me! Decembers are always tough so I'd really appreciate reposts and added support, all that good stuff! Also planning to post alot more work this month, so stay tuned!

It's.... Hyena birthday time!

Its @khato.hyena.blue birthday!! What’s better than one boi to stuff and spoil? Two of em of course!!

My GOD is FF7 Rebirth lavish. No expense is spared to make every story beat and location as polished and expanded on as possible. It's almost /exhausting/ how extravagant it is.

Kingdom Hearts (2002)

When presented with the choice of blue or red in real time strategy games, nonbinary people will instinctively gravitate towards green.

Okay, WHERE do I get over the knee stripey socks, all the ones I've found only go up to a size 8, where I got size 11 feeps.

Sad that colic is an actual disease because cholic would be a great name for depression.

For the love of god, when writing dialogue for your characters, don't make *every single one* swear like a sailor. Profanity has gotta have a punch to it, and if you put it in every sentence, it just makes it sound juvenile and awkward. Please, I'm begging you, space it out a bit.

Hey! If anyone is interested in a commission I could really use one right now. The Sumo thing is still going on but if you want something besides that I'd of course would be willing to oblige! Shoot me a DM if you're interested or have any questions!