The 6 genders are: 1. Male 2. Female 3. Non binary 4. Chocoholic. 5. Tired 6. Gary

I purchased a wacky inflatable tube man for a project and since taking receipt of the wacky inflatable tube man the wacky inflatable tube man company has accidentally shipped me a second wacky inflatable tube man. I just received a third shipping confirmation. I am concerned about this trajectory

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Can confirm.

The six genders are: scattered, smothered, covered, diced, peppered, and chunked.

Why can't Roku make a decent remote?

Hey Sony, nobody asked for these fucking widgets.

Truth! #pinball

So, who broke Bluesky?

Anyone else have a cat that growls at delivery people? That's how I know a package is being delivered, Luffy starts growing.

As an old with arthritis, I'm sick of everything being hard to open because your kids are dumb. Child proof should be an option, not the standard.

Hey Bluesky? Nobody wants videos in their feed that auto play with sound. Nobody.

Chef's kiss!

This is without a doubt one of the most insane films I've ever seen! Just insane gore and fights. The Story of Ricky does not disappoint. And now I have the director's cut!

I can't believe region locked DVDs are still a thing.

I can only assume the people complaining about this have never actually read a single comic book.

I hope all airlines will follow suit!

I was under the impression that if the president is traveling and starts a war or something, he should go to Air Force 1 as it's a secure command center. Was I wrong?

Was up til 3am because my brain thought we should just finish one more mission in a video game. I am an 53 year old child with no supervision.

I am ANTIFA!

Anyone know how we can stop trumps stupid ballroom? I mean, it's been like 100 years or more since people thought having a ballroom mattered. It's just so stupid and old fashioned, you'd have to be old as fuck to think... Oh.

Found this model on Temu, couldn't resist!

Ugh, I have to actually leave the house today.

If I have to install an app just to read a story on one site, I'm not going to be reading that story. If you post links to sites like smart news, I hope you die in a flaming car wreck with your pants down. Fuck that shit! Who's with me?

Is anyone else being flooded with posts about pro wrestling? I'm muting so many accounts every day! Nothing against it, just not something I'm interested in. I like football(not the American kind) and curling, flood me with that please!

Sounds more like a cult to me.

So, I have the right to own a gun. I have the right to concel carry in my state. But if I use those rights I could be executed? I can legally carry my legal gun, and be doing nothing illegal and still, they can murder me? What, and I can't stress this enough, the actual fuck?

Not to brag, but I have 6 pencils on my desk right now.

How to I learn to tell when I'm being too sensitive vs the other person is just being an asshole, and im reacting normally? Asking for a friend.

So trump and ICE want to Make Food Boring Again?

Last night, notice the 2 cats ignoring the possums.

The president publicly said he doesn't have to obey any laws, just his own morality. Why aren't both parties losing their shit about this?

What asshole thought it was a good idea to create a network troubleshooting tool that needs a network connection to work?

VAR was technically correct but that’s still some bullshit.

I've noticed a sudden rise in replies from pissy randos who didn't really read the post they are replying to. Is it bots, or are there suddenly more stupid assholes here.

I didn't even get 2 pencils or dolls!

Visiting the folks, they still have smoothing on their TV! And they can't see the difference! I'm fixing that as soon as they go to bed!

So, BBC America no longer shows British shows? Today they seem to have a Bill Murry marathon, followed by hours of American Law & Order. There is a British version of that show!

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

People who talk on their speaker phones in public should be shot!

Why does trump think kids get pencils for Xmas? Were his family holidays really sad and depressing? Did his dad hand out whatever he could find in the office supply closet?

Good news for a change!

Apparently I am a total genius with an IQ of at least 185. I know how to start a lawnmower! I dare Dumb Donnie to come to my house and try to do the same. Donnie vs Wheel Horse compact tractor, live on ppv!

Remain indoors.

Luffy caught his first mouse! I had to call my mom to tell her. I'm an idiot!