Remain indoors.

Luffy caught his first mouse! I had to call my mom to tell her. I'm an idiot!

We have to pay for multiple steaming services just for sports, and we still don't get every match. This is bullshit.

The sad, beige people must be stopped!

I'd like to see an edit of The Traitors where they just cut out all the reality show losers, so it's nothing but Alan Cumming being fabulous!

Can't listen to Alice's restaurant on YouTube without a minute long ad break? Fuck that, I have other ways to observe a Thanksgiving tradition that those assholes.

What the fuck Verizon? Your spellcheck just tried to change punchable, a real word to Lunchable, which isn't a real word, nor one ive ever used, as I am an adult.

By far, the grossest thing I've found in an old pinball machine.

Is that a threat? 😉

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and thank you for your attention to this matter.

Apparently, enjoying smart humor and having a good vocabulary makes one pretentious. Who knew? :-)

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Ok, this is weird. Years ago, I bought A View to a Kill on Amazon. We've watched it several times, but now, for no reason, it only plays it dubbed in Japanese, and nothing seems to change it. None of my other movies are suddenly in Japanese, so what gives? Has this happened to anyone else?

Decided to take this year off, I just wasn't feeling inspired. So I threw out some have assed decorations instead. Not like we ever get trick or treaters anyway.

This is how way too many horror movies start!

Thanks, Trump! Normally those are much, much cheaper!

The protest went very well, we had thousands of people, and zero problems!. Had to get a second cat, apparently I needed a child's size.

I am ready!

The good news, this weird broken pin is now mine! The bad news, thanks to President Pendejo, there are now tarrifs on electronic parts of 56 to 70 percent. Fuck you trump! May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!

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No gods No kings Only frogs

Am I the only person who gets almost unreasonably pissed off when people sent you inspirational sayings? Especially when they are irrelevant, or from bad sources? So unless you'd like me to print it out, fold it up and shove it up your ass, don't.

Everything online is so depressing that I almost want an old flip phone.

Any celebrity of any kind who appears in one of those annoying and constantly playing sports betting app ads are dead to me.

My multicade project is coming along nicely!

Trying to figure out how big a raid I'm gonna need after dropping most of the streaming services.

I found out I can't currently buy a BSA Bantam in this shithole country.

Found Skitters curled up in a frying pan, why is my cat so weird?

Is anyone else having youtube issues? No matter what I do, it shows me the same stuff in the same order. Not it's normal showing the same vids in different categories in a slightly different order. Nothing changes. At all.

I'm calling the monitor swap a success!

Just sick and tired of everything.

I think the best thing about living in Georgia is that it's not Alabama.

I am an idiot! But it's so sparkly!

My husband surprised me with a new screwdriver!

Temporary fix for the Roku remote. I really hope whoever desiged this was fired. Really miss the tivo remote.

Save yourself the time and watch paint dry instead of watching Killer Elite, you'll enjoy it more.

And while im complaining, absolutely nobody was clamoring for a remake of War of the works with Ice Cube, the lamest of the icees.

Hey Roku? If im looking for a movie on Amazon, that's because I want to watch it on Amazon. If I want to search roku tubi, i can do it without your fucking help. I don't need your help, go fuck yourself.

Why would you want your kids to see a show about duck hunting ducks? Cannibal ducks, fox? Which ones leather face? Nobody wants to see the Texas Anas Chainsaw massacre! FN is run by morons if they think that's a good idea.

Is there anyway to fix youtube? It just keeps suggesting the same videos, in different orders. How the fuck do you get new content? I'm really not going to miss youtube when it dies, which should be soon.

Hey, companies who make giant power bricks that won't fit your power strip ever with4 or 5 open spaces? Fuck you!

I am an idiot! I had to have this! Sadly, it's just a toy, but it's amusing all the same.

What asshole at Google decided nobody needs a simple way to convert videos to gift? I hope you get crabs.

I've had to stop taking one medication due to drug shortages. And today I have to go to more one pharmacy to fill a prescription, again due to shortages. America is becoming a 3rd word country, and i blame that fat asshole in the Whitehouse.