There is a 99.5% chance that Stephen Miller raised his hand and spoke up on the first day of law school, and that's all you need to know about him.

Sitting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office developing an even deeper hatred for people who listen to shit on their phones without headphones. Thinking mandatory shock collars for waiting room occupants is the solution.

In 1996, I was grabbing a smoke behind a bar near St. Louis University at about 11pm one night and the back door opened and Brett Hull and Wayne Gretzky stepped out and burned one with me. Since they (sort of) approached me and not the other way around, they were very nice and chatty.

The TikToks are trying to sell me on the 12-3-30 treadmill method. I have to lay off tennis for then next month or so, but would rather not gain weight at an alarming rate. Is this a decent exercise if you can’t do anything too strenuous (tennis or lifting)?

@samesadecho.bsky.social Definitely the tackiest thing theyve ever done....

Well sure, but people are only SNAP-EBT customers if they’re using SNAP-EBT funds — it even says so in the USDA notice “offering discounts… to SNAP paying customers.” Pretty sure there isn’t a violation here.

Twin B started sophomore year at University of Minnesota today. Macroeconomics professor started class by projecting ChatGPT on the screen and searching for an intro to macroeconomics video, which he then played. Dad of Twin B may blow a gasket.

Sometimes posts hit so close to center that you shudder a little.

Wow. Skinner played that like an ECHL back up.

I could hit Bobrovsky with a truck and he wouldn’t fall that far.

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As though there isn't an entire marketplace and thousands of social media accounts devoted to "looks exactly like [Lululemon] but is way cheaper."

What happens when China doesn't respond to the latest tariff increase by raising their own tariffs, but by dumping all of the US treasury bonds that they hold (about $750 billion)?

We need new leaders in Washington. I’m running for Senate to be one. Let’s go.

They edited out the Duke shirt! The Paul Weiss of tv shows.

Bags of ice

Safe to assume that this guy is one of the MAGA-minders that they installed to keep Marco in line? So friggin' weird. www.cnn.com/2025/03/10/p...

One of my favorite Saturday morning activities used to be sitting on the couch and letting the NHL condensed games autoplay on TV. I don’t even mind that they added ads this year. But how they managed to screw up the auto-play feature (it doesn’t work or crashes) is beyond me.

The “Why is nobody interested in trying to impress Jodie Foster anymore?” tweet has stuck in my head all week.

Apparently, on Roku and other streamers, you can pinpoint ads down to the last 4 digits of a zip code (the ones nobody uses) - Rs did this in 2024. We need to raise money to get Murphy, Mayor Pete, and other effective people on those ads. @mcuban.bsky.social

Okay, so I watched a bunch of regular season hockey last night and (not surprisingly) was disappointed because it was soooo much slower than the 4 nations. Hear me out: 3 on 3 all the time. #hockey

Being a fucking idiot has consequences. Unfortunately, they’re for everybody.

I get that the Chiefs get a lot of soft calls but it’s kinda rich for Tom Brady to be the one complaining about it.

At what time today will Trump announce that Canada and Mexico have capitulated and agreed to ‘aggressively control’ (or something) fentanyl coming into the country, therefore, he wins and the USA is respected?Over/Under is 3pm eastern.

- Litigator - Pre-Law - Political Science - Build wind turbines and solar panels (never, ever came close to litigating anything)

I’d appreciate it if someone would watch a few episodes of Pop Culture Jeopardy on Amazon and then explain to me why Colin Jost isn’t the full time host of regular Jeopardy. The Pop Culture version is a worse format and he’s still clearly really good at it.

“Absolute Haymakers” is not the phrase I’d have chosen. #winterclassic

It’s extremely sad, serious times like this that make me really miss the old Deadspin comments section.

the big downside to hellsite 2.0 (tm) is that about 40% of the content is people posting about how they’re blocking people.

Wow. He's just winging this. No notes. This will be delightful.

With the exception of the desert, I feel like Dune 2 had the same ending as every episode of Euphoria.

The eye contact is really what makes this difficult

Nothing about that halftime show that Taylor Swift wouldn’t have fixed.

They should turn this into a movie about a girl who just wants to watch the last episode of Friends.

If Taylor Swift shotguns a beer with Jason Kelce next weekend, she's the next President, right?

I think this is the last shot we’ll see that’s focused on Taylor instead of Jason.

Okay, that’s it for halftime shows, right? They can’t survive whatever the hell Jimmy Johnson just did.

You know, in retrospect it was weird that my Tesla would just start randomly playing an audiobook of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion.

If you need to kill these critters with an assault rifle, today might be the day that Bluesky earns its wings.

Something Liquid This Way Comes

I keep going back and forth between (A) you all are the last people who need to be talking about decorum, and (B) dude, you're a United States Senator, put a friggin' tie on.

Unless that guy decides to smash that friggin’ butterfly on the head of the guy next to him, I don’t need to see another shot of it.

Drop a picture of [your kids] that could be an album cover

Okay, this is already the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

First: U2 Last: Death Grips Best: REM Worst: Big Head Todd Most: Pearl Jam/Metallica (tie) Loudest: Death Grips Surprising: Local H Wish: The Smiths Next: The Shins

Stat line for tennis this morning was 81/88/77 (temp/humidity/dew point).

Tennis fan boys. A visual essay.

Wait. Writing something on here is called “skeeting”? That’s not just made up? I don’t know if I feel stupid, or old, or too smart.