How's the watermarking going, you ask? It's tedious and I hate it, thanks. But I'm uploading to my @luvlyfans.bsky.social profile as I go so at least I'm multitasking...? 🤷‍♀️

I am beset by dark spirits (brain is looping a cursed mashup of "Weeping Song" and "Get Low x Holly Jolly Christmas")

Good morning lovelies 🥱💕 What a joy to sleep in in this horrible weather. In other news, our trampoline got flipped over in the wind last night and I had to pull it back over with a rope while trying not to get squished. I am never beating the "reckless small woman" allegations.

Good night my lovelies 😉💕

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Decided to put my own watermark on everything (should already have been doing that) which is fine with new stuff going forward, but I've now got ~250 pieces of existing media to edit. Manually. On my phone 🙃

It's too cold to take my clothes off and shoot. Reckon there's a market for ladies in giant hoodies and fluffy socks sipping hot chocolate?

Do you ever have a near-miss and think, wow, there's definitely an alternate universe where I just died in an incredibly embarrassing way 🫥

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Does it still count as a whale tail if you've got no trousers on? 🤔

35 😘💕

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GUESS WHOSE RED THONG TURNED EVERY LIGHT ITEM IN HER LAUNDRY PINK 🫠

Controversial opinion but I think calling yourself a milf when you've never had any children is stolen valour 😤🎖 I earned this title with scars, pain, and years of sleep deprivation

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You're wondering, and the answer is yes.

I couldn't resist the temptation to rip them. It's just too satisfying 😌

I know you're curious...

What's holding you back? 🪷

I don't bite... Often... (Narrator voice: That was a lie.)

When it's been a long day so you just

My toxic trait is thinking a bottle of wine and a horror movie will fix me 🤷‍♀️

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The lil french Netflix movie about the louvre heist is going to be excellent.

I am feeling very sleepy and lazy and getting nothing done. Enjoy your day 😘

Good morning x

Ooh, I'm going to look this up!

I heard some of you like feet 👀

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For Locktober - Listen to experienced chastity players and sex educators with lived experience! Take care of your bits!

I want to buy this so I can quick-draw my vibrators

Good morning 🥱☕️

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Apparently I'm supposed to be maintaining a follower:follow ratio of 3:1 to make a good first impression. Unfortunately I want and love to see good content on my feed, so

It's Locktober 8th! 🔒 Hope you're all being good 👀🔑

Everyone swears they like having sex until they meet a woman who wants it all the time. All of a sudden she likes to fuck too much. Yall are not real fuckers 😭😭

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This is... fine. But GOD I can't wait to upgrade 😩 I used to have such good kit 😭 #kink #collar #leash #restraints

This looks so good, I can't wait! ⛓️💕

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This is unhinged behaviour. If I looked at my door and saw someone just standing out there who hadn't knocked, I'd be assuming I'm their next intended victim 😬

Editing a new shoot, posting today! You know where to look 😉💕 #curvy #boudoir #lingerie #curvygirls #curvywomen

User vs. their comfort horror movie

Cute date idea: tear each other to pieces in the most unhinged ways imaginable, then nap together for six hours 💖 #kinkster #primal #curvy

I have a very fun and stupid reel idea and I can't wait to make it 😏

This morning I dropped my phone out of my pocket on a pedestrian crossing and had to do a silly little jog back into the road to retrieve it. In case you're feeling clumsy and cringe today.

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