Ok, seeing as I'm up, shall I go first..? #AnnWiddecombe youtu.be/T0X-dCNUxTY?...

I'm not sure people on here have heard of the phrase "you should never speak ill of the dead".

Jesus College cricket ground last Sunday.

Remember, as you see the US president rambling incoherently on the world stage, appalling allies and onlookers with his erratic, feckless mental decline. . . . . .that this man has the nuclear launch codes and that American voters let him have them. And that his party won't stop him.

I'm waiting for all other comedy candidates in Clacton to declare that they are standing down, since, unlike Nigel Farage, they don't want to make democracy a farce. #votebinface

Honestly how have Columbia and Switzerland got this far? They've both been pretty rubbish... #TheFootball #SUICOL

If this were to happen it would be the greatest by election of all time

India. You'll get nowt wi' sloggin'. #ENGvIND #TheCricket 🏏

"FIFA is the most corrupt sporting institution in the world" IOC: "Hold my beer" Russia could compete at LA 2028 Olympics - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympi...

Man of the match so far? Reckon it's Anthony Taylor. #PORSPA #bbcfootball

"Siri, show me the definition of a game of football that needs a goal" #PORSPA #bbcfootball

Anyone staying up for #PORSPA? #TheFootball

When even Sepp Blatter is saying it's bad you really know it's bad. FIFA is unbelievably corrupt. Infantino needs removing as soon as possible. BBC News - World Cup 2026: Uefa claim 'integrity of the game is at stake' over Fifa's Folarin Balogun decision - BBC Sport www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

This game has been .. pretty awful, but it shows how bad the criticism of other teams has been in awful games. If a team sets out to park the bus, it's just tough. #FRAPAR #football #WorldCup

What if a football team took the low block to its literal extreme? All 11 players in their own box. Never leave, just hoof it if it comes near you? #FRAvPAR #football

Hadn't realised that Olise could have been an England player. He made the right choice 'cos Tuchel wouldn't have picked him. #WorldCup #football

The Paraguay national anthem.. Having an entire instrumental section first and relying on the crowd coming in on exactly the right note after about a minute. Didn't think that through, did they. #FRAvPAR #WorldCup #football

ITS NOT AUSSIE RULES! YOUVE GOT TO GET IT UNDER THE BAR! #AUSvEGY #TheFootball

Apparently it’s 11 years today since I discovered that adding googly eyes to the tap on a wine box makes it look like Shaun the Sheep.

Please. Just go straight to penalties and save us all 1/2 an hour. If you consider the global audience must be 30 million people you're saving about 20 lives. #AUSvEGY

Anyone else getting that creeping sense of doom that the nights are drawing in? Us UK cricket lovers start this on June 22nd... 🏏

Who benefits from moving a game to the middle of the day when it's ridiculously hot? Could it be people who are more used to it being ridiculously hot? Oh.. England v Mexico could move because of storm threat - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

It's so weird on here. I am currently getting notifications from yesterday's #WT20 cricket match about the South African innings. Not very timely!

ME: Right, I've paid my money - email me my tickets, would you? TICKET AGENCY: Imagine you had our app, though. ME: No, I'm fine. Just the tickets. TICKET AGENCY: Really would be easier with the app. ME: I... TICKET AGENCY: DOWNLOAD THE APP OR YOU WON'T GET IN AND YOUR DAUGHTER WILL CRY

Belgium defence here

Sorry but the BBC showing a trailer for Dear England featuring Gareth at half time while we’re losing in our first knockout match is very funny

England game has been like watching a 3rd round FA cup tie between a premier league team and a league 2 team with a non-league referee #ENGvDRC #TheFootball

Tuchel shouts and screams at his team. Most people in business know that approach is counter productive. Sows doubt, and you see it in the way this England team plays. #ENGvDRC #TheFootball

Anyone missing Gareth Southgate yet? #ENGvDRC #TheFootball

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

Just heard Clare Balding use the phrase 'do not adjust your set!' and I thought (a) soon enough, nobody will understand what that even means and (b) it was always a funny expression. 'Hmm, a surprising sports result - there must be something wrong with my TV!'

Serena Williams does first class midlife crises. Feel sorry for the Australian kid. Imagine getting into Wimbledon and finding you're in a media circus.

Goal of the tournament that. #IVCNOR #TheFootball

lmao, just what we need - ten 100-page reviews written without human involvement, great idea folks

The killer line in Andrew's piece is: "Unbeknowst to anyone, the ongoing Women's T20 World Cup was, in part, a qualifier for the women's Olympic tournament." Somehow the ICC have found a way for India to qualify automatically, despite not reaching the semis. I am sure we are all very surprised.

Doesn’t matter if US lose on the pitch to Bosnia. The Supreme Court will reverse the result.

West Indies are going to have to raise their game a lot and catch Australia on a very bad day to have any chance this afternoon. #WT20 #cricket #TheOnlyWorldCupThatMattersRightNow

Overall, I think A. Jacob Bethall needs to play some county cricket. B. Come back Ollie Pope. All is forgiven. C. Craig Overton may be worth a look in the test side. #cricket 🏏

That Ben Stokes retirement party must start at midday I reckon

Why can't Australia ever field that badly against England? #AUSvIND 🏏

I don’t want Stokes to go 😭

We must never forget that Ben Stokes (with Jack Leach) was responsible for Justin Langer kicking over a bin. And that’s not nothing.

Hounded out in my opinion. Really saddened to see it.

Yep. Stokesy is getting the straight version of this one tomorrow. #ENGvNZ 🏏

You just know that when Stokes bats in the second innings he's going to get the same ball he just bowled, but dead straight. #TheCricket 🏏 #ENGvNZ

*thinks* "Don't mention the C word, Don't mention the C word" #BANvSA #T20WorldCup 🏏

Sophia Dunkley gave Charlotte Edwards a good problem to have in selection for the semi final. Even if Nat Sciver-Brunt is fit, do you pick her, and if so, who do you leave out? #WT20 🏏

DR Congo, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina (unless there's an upset somewhere) as a path to the final? I don't fancy England's chances TBH. #WorldCup26 #TheFootball

Stunning skyscapes at tonight's T20 Women's World Cup England v New Zealand game.

Not a bad night at the #WT20 up in the lock balcony. Danni Wyatt-Hodge made utter mincemeat of the target of 165. 🏏 #TheCricket