No self esteem in sight 😅 Humbled by GenZ youtu.be/d3qFTEqXbYc

NEW EPISODE of Insemination! Learn about Colorado Bill HB25-1259 that is trying to strip donor conceived protections: open.spotify.com/show/5sdJzYT...

InCONCEIVable!

So many new people to disappoint. Thank you ♥️

My shows in Boston are Neurodivergent friendly, what does that mean?

Thank you Cambridge Day for this awesome article! I’m so excited about debuting in Boston this week. Full article here: www.cambridgeday.com/2025/03/17/t...

I’m headlining BOSTON 3/20 & 3/21 The Comedy Studio & Glove Box Comedy Club I’m SUPER extcited for headlining Boston for the first time! 🎟️ links: www.laurahighfive.com/news

Laura is an awesome comedian you should know. Follow her @laurahigh5.bsky.social!

Tomorrow I’m headlining at City Winery 3/12 for the first time! Don’t miss it NYC: citywinery.com/city-vineyar...

Today feels like a maple syrup kind of day

It took almost a decade, but people are finally starting to listen to the victims of Jason Scoop.  nypost.com/2025/03/08/u...

Trump saying he wants to protect the police while pardoning January 6ers is like saying you’re pro-life but hiring Casey Anthony to be your nanny.

Tonight 3/6 in Washington Heights www.eventbrite.com/e/the-hapoca...

I promise my headlining set will be better than that speech the melted traffic cone gave. Pinky promise I won’t gaslight the entire nation: citywinery.com/city-vineyar...

This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid

Trump is the final boss of gaslighting.

Look we do have an issue with criminals and immigrants in the USA. We have an unhinged criminal in the Oval Office who had hired an apartheid foreigner to dismantle our government.

Watching the State of the Union has made me pro alien abduction.

I’m headlining in NYC 3/12! I’ll be making my debut at the City Winery. I hope to see you there ♥️ citywinery.com/city-vineyar...

To my amazing trans community, the Dorito colostomy bag is wrong. You’re valid. You exist. You have always existed. You will always exist. And you are loved for being exactly who you are. 🏳️‍⚧️♥️

You want people to maintain the decorum of the house? Elon’s kid rubbed his boogers on the resolute desk. The decorum is in a crusty tissue at the bottom of a waste paper basket. #sotu

Let’s play the SOTU drinking game. Drink everytime Elon makes Illuminati hands, Rubio has an extential crisis, and Trump does accordian hands.

Andrew Cuomo running for mayor of NYC is as much of a good idea, as trying to save kettle bells while drowning. 

There is no wrong way to be a woman unless you’re a terf.

My speech from Sunday at our Protest Against Fascism youtu.be/GIZXd_rARxQ?...

@laurahigh5.bsky.social speaking with passion!

Making my debut at City Winery March 12th! Can’t wait to see you there: citywinery.com/city-vineyar...

Hey everyone! I’ve crossed over into the badlands and will be speaking at this rally in Washington Sq Park this Sunday. Please show up in solidarity and resistance. If for anything, look at these amazing speakers who will be in attendance! See you there my loves 🏳️‍🌈

Alright everyone we are absolutely going to prevail because the one and only @thebritafilter will be speaking and performing at our protest this Sunday 2/34 12-4 at Washington Square Park! We’ll see you there ♥️

RFK: SSRIs are addictive Yeah people are addicted to feeling better…weird.

Y’all Canada is like 60% of the reason we have that Geneva convention. We want to be fighting next to them, not across on the battlefield. Slow your roll.

The facts that the N^zis are back and running our government proves that cancel culture does not exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, N^zis are running our government and we are screwed.

Cheers 🤦‍♀️

Remember when we all agreed on hating Nazis…that was nice.

Am I wrong? How would you cast it? 

Blanket statement: Trump voters are dumb as rocks and I’ll continue to alienate the f**k out of you. If you EVER want to sit with us again I need to see YEARS of accountability and amends. Keep touching the hot stove, you’ll eventually learn.

Thank you @lgbtqnation for writing such a thoughtful and thorough article. I am very humbled for being quoted so much. My parents will face palm when they read how many swears are in those quotes 😅 www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/02/what...

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

As an American, I’m team Canada 🇨🇦 As an American, I’m team Canada 🇨🇦 #l youtube.com/shorts/C8kwd...

Canada starts preparing for war as Trump announces he is serious about having Canada become the 51st state….this is gonna be real awkward when half of America starts fighting on Canada’s side.

I’m HEADLINING IN BOSTON! 🎟️ link: www.thecomedystudio.com/event/certif...

Ok bro 🙄

We need to get them out now: tr.ee/vDSOe6DFw3

Here is a small actionable item that you can do every day to fight against this new regime. Screenshot every comment on social media denying what’s going on or reveling in it. When we eventually win, there will be a huge movement to deny and erase. Get those receipts now to ensure accountability.

If we’re gonna make it through this time of death and destruction, we need laughter. Come see me in the Big Pine Comedy Festival in Arizona!

Join us in NYC!

So Republicans are fine with Trump giving Elon access to our private information, BUT called Obama unpresidential for wearing a tan suit…..