In celebration of this go-live I’m putting out my new single there early; you can get it today, 5/12, ahead of regular streaming release 6/5. This winter was a tragedy and a farce and a storm of jackbooted shit here in Minneapolis, but we came through it with strength and community and fierce joy.

Doing that to Naz Reid? In this town? We have a new villain

Look I’m sorry, I spent all day telling everyone there was no way the Wolves could play any worse than they did in game 2 but of course they took it as a challenge

It’s not our job to convince you to do your fucking job. We will just find other people to do the job.

It sucks to bear witness to a historical unraveling of democracy and the slopification of all vectors of human thought, but I will say this: we are in the golden age of guitar pedals

Can’t actually believe we’re back at “it’s not racist unless we tell you, hey, we are doing racism” Very tired of rule by six robed fools.

insane every blue state in the country needs to pack their own state Supreme Court immediately if the unelected law wizards want to make donald trump a god-king with a 30% approval rating their power must be broken at every level

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

Less Richard Dawkins discourse, more Richard Dawson discourse — the lyrics, the song structure, the friggin’ clarinet??!! youtu.be/cC89iH4YsUY?...

Wolves forgot they had a basketball game tonight, but that’s good news for me because I’m sick of watching basketball

No one could have seen this coming aside from the many folks constantly talking about how this is what’s coming

Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.

never has minneapolis needed to celebrate the sun coming more than at the end of winter 2026. ICE are not gone completely, but we still won, and it was incredibly cathartic to see this ceremony at mayday about protecting our neighbors, grounding why we did this work. i love this city

Unfazable Minneapolis

Our May Day is a celebratory cornucopia of joy and community without equal

Hey if you're in the Twin Cities, or within close enough driving distance that you could get to Minneapolis by noon tomorrow, you should go to the MAYDAY PARADE because Minneapolis's Mayday Parade is AWESOME.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and Grogu

No guards no problem let’s go Wolves

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED

it is racial discrimination to try ensure that the representation of a minority group is roughly in line with its proportion of the state’s population. it is equal protection to allow a state to obliterate a minority group’s representation.

These people want to return to Jim Crow and six “impartial” justices handed them the means. Bleak as hell

If the shadows are long it’s because the light is low behind them; but the light is there

[guy who missed the first few seconds of Star Wars] whoa is this happening right now? In our galaxy??

Hate to say this is exactly how I thought tonight’s Wolves game would go but it really is. Denver at home down 3-1 with a bone to pick

If my kid was an acolyte of any one of these dipshits I’d be certain I had failed and expending massive energy to try to fix it, not advertising in public and chumming around with them jfc

The party may change but one thing remains constant

Struggling to find a motive for anyone to want to do violence to the guy who threatens to kill entire civilizations

Venturing out in public is an act of bravery in the world we’ve made. Hurts to think about. Maybe we should make a better one.

Venn diagram of people who could listen all day about how Sandy Hook a false flag but are mad that some people online are questioning the narrative of a lying liar who lies about everything

Too bad I already have a firstborn so I can’t name him Ayo

Help I cannot stop staring at this artwork

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Would this be like the ending of Spider-Man: No Way Home and everyone just collectively forgets the Biden presidency existed? Or would it be more like a traditional butterfly effect where a change in the past fundamentally alters present reality? Much to ponder in this ranting of a dipshit

It’s the endgame of a post-truth world; diluting knowledge at a massive scale, the slopification of our collected wisdom

Ok well it is incredibly fun to watch the Wolves on the rampage like this

One of the biggest problems is that billionaires seem to be good at convincing normal folks that regulation is stifling their billionaire genius, when it’s really there to stop them from relentlessly fucking us over

If you’re struggling financially my advice is to become an ultra low budget airline then ask for $500M from the US government

If you agree with Sir Mix-a-Lot and you also make pretzel-shaped soap you like big butts and you can knot lye

Look a posting for a job that definitely for sure actually exists

This narrator is pronouncing gazebo ga-ZAY-bo so convincingly that I’m almost swayed but no, the only charming mispronunciation allowed is GAZE-bo

insane basketball game

Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

getting roasted by a sixth grader for having a lower net worth than Nathan Fillion stings more than it should tbh

You know what’s violent? Thieving $15B a year in wages from mostly low-income folks, that’s violent. Burning up some toilet paper ain’t shit.

I’m at the fascist takeover, I’m at the end times grift, I’m at the combination fascist takeover and end times grift

On Tuesday at 7:59 P.M. Eastern Time I will be announcing the winner of the Very Cool Peace Guy Award, which comes with such a shiny trophy, like you wouldn’t believe. If you know anyone who is Extremely Peaceful remind them to secure a nomination by doing some peace before then! ✌️

kids have spent the entire morning making a basketball-themed stop motion video, so that's it, I declare parenting victory

I will never not flip the bird at the Whipple Building as I pass it. Might seem like a small and futile gesture but it centers my rage in the historical present

Trying to turn a profit off AI before the bubble pops? Congrats, you’re a slopportunist