I am becoming more Denver local with each yatt received

They’re busking hip hop violin outside Safeway now

did any of these World Cup tourists buy weed as a souvenir? you can trust me I’m not a cop

the beautiful game...

Not feeling it for the fourth tbh

dinosaur!!!

Ledge Pull

Every ad I get that makes her out to be a villain just makes her cooler. Like defunding DPD and calling what Israel’s doing a genocide sounds exactly what the city is asking for

what makes it obvious at a white boy dates outside his race? did someone just get a dig on me?

the clitoris was the friends we made along the way

it's pretty on the nose for modern american life that a company that doesn't really do anything at all is on track to be the biggest company in america

“Gang violence was so bad in Denver back then” dude have you met DPD now?

never met a drag performer who was on time, you can show up late

could have made her more burqueño and given her a gambling addiction too

pluribus girl has to blow a breathalyzer, she’s no transplant

im so official now, im so happy :)

Accidentally went to Bottomgolf, all the golf games were the same but they didn't sell food

Rico nasty and Brittany Howard better be on the Beyoncé rock album

I didn’t suffer through Matt and Kim to not have them on your millennial cringe playlist

it’s pride month. you can wear your cultural garb (tank top and harness) in formal settings for the rest of the month

I’m so excited to show hole once my stitches dissolve. I feel like a whole new me

sometimes i say dumb things on the Internet so hot men can give me attention

new haircut, new me

prep belly isn’t a thing diva, it’s just big bottom trying to sell you more fiber pills

bellybutton hernia surgery went well, now it’s an innie hole for the boys to enjoy

Accidentally took one of the fastest ass pics with my friend the other day

check out the guns 💪

not a very photogenic but she’s my baby

it’s not I hate tourists it’s just when they’re here I’m like why? there’s so much more interesting parts of the country to be

5k for a Chinese ev, I don’t care if they’re undercutting. we could have met our climate goals with that kind of affordability

sometimes I look at photos of me and I’m like damn why do I look like my dad

are you really kirking it at my brother’s wedding?

another good sesh. Fingers crossed on benching 200 before surgery

I blinked, still crushed it

filipinx in the way my chicken adobo is the best in the family and I learned it from the New York Times 🙂‍↔️

the boys on my phone say the same age and I continue to get older

skin catches the light cause it’s moisturized ashy

it’s a small confidence that I forget how big I’ve gotten cause I’ll catch myself in the mirror showering and I’m like “there’s a MAN in my house!!!”

2 plate deadlift

so gay I don’t know who John summit is and I wish to keep it that way

it’s that time of the week again!

catch print and grow out a wolf cut

Did good today :)

2 PLATE SQUAT!!! LETS GO!!!!

cleaning my inner child by bullying other gay ppl online

four years of paperwork just to post two passports in r/PassportPorn

happy 4/20

repeating the mantra that it’s always better to be fired than to quit. unemployment keeps those checks coming in