I'm really enjoying the right-wing influx into BSKY. They just can't help but demonstrate that they are really, really fucking stupid and it's endlessly entertaining.

Mike Johnson: "We're fighting for healthcare as well. Not just in word but in deed. We put in the one big beautiful bill, real reforms to Medicaid to make it work better." (The bill in fact cuts nearly $1 trillion from Medicaid.)

incredible, innovative work

He was talking about Cancun again. Keeps forgetting where he lives.

#NoKings Miami!

don't I wish...

The best wood, the most beautiful cardboard

TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

This is a blatant attempt to silence and isolate us. He’s stopping the trains, closing the freeways and firing live rounds into California. We will not be intimidated. We will not be silenced. #NoKings

one thing about "big" right wing accounts joining over here is that it quickly becomes apparent they have no idea how to function online without a built in army of incel followers they can sic on people to harass

ah don't sweat andrew

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 74 out of the last 86 days. They have worked 12 days in 3 months. Epstein Shutdown.

"The left is LOSING IT!"

Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents. I did it because the government isn’t. This is what I found.

We’re back at the Broadview Processing Center protesting ICE this morning. The good news? They tore down the unlawful fence we demanded come down. The bad news? We’re still lacking accountability, transparency, and our First Amendment rights. Join us today at 1930 Beach Street. See you soon.

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.

This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton. I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.

This doesn’t even include the ones who had pending case but he had their charges dropped.

The war zone in Portland is out of control.

lol. lmao, even.

Dispute this,by association, you Are a pedophile protector.

"People saying Covid isn't real and the people who are saying it is bad are the same." -Someone who doesn't give a shit about integrity

AOC has just officially become the top House fundraiser, beating out Hakeem Jeffries. Now lemme take a big sip of coffee as I look at the age distribution of donors to AOC vs Jeffries

I am planning on going to No Kings gathering this weekend in central Texas. And since I was terminated by MSNBC a few weeks ago, can someone let me know where to pick up paycheck that GOP keeps talking about. I have asked many folks going to No Kings, and none are getting paid.

Wow. Sidney Reid, the DC woman just found not guilty of assaulting an FBI agent, issues a withering and gutsy statement on Trump through her attorneys. "I feel sorry for the prosecutors really, who must be burdened by Trump's irrational and unfounded hatred for his fellow man." It's a must-read:

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

Time is up. I gave Speaker Mike Johnson two days to swear in Adelita Grijalva. Arizona's 7th congressional district 813,000 Arizonans are now being taxed without representation. I have lawyers downstairs right now drafting litigation. youtu.be/9OBdjsGntQI?...

Conservatives: trans people are coming for our kids! Also conservatives: Oh mr. trump, you wan fuck my kid? Thank you I love you.

Did you know that a typhoon just hit Alaska & displaced over 1,000 people and washed away entire communities? If your media isn't covering this, it's bc these are Indigenous communities.

Jeanine Pirro becoming the Washington Generals of prosecutors.

He doesn't want the headlines about it crossing 218 signatures, but they can't even file it until the House is back in regular session anyway. Johnson has made this ridiculous big fight out of it for only a very marginal and very temporary benefit, bordering on nothing. Dumb even on his own terms.

Elise Stefanik: “It is absolutely wrong to disband the NY Young Republicans just because a few of us are Hitler enthusiasts.” graphic courtesy @pleightx.bsky.social

Cuomo: If you elect him people could die! Mamdani: You did elect him, and people did die. Fucking damn Zohran, chill lol

Lotta people sleeping on the Bengals. They're hungry, and the Steelers are perennially mediocre.

🔥ZOHRAN: “What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.”

Andrew Cuomo: taxpayers should pay for $60 million in legal bills for my sexual harassment allegations Also Andrew Cuomo: $60 million is too much money to spend on a pilot program to deliver cheaper groceries

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this

A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos." factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....

Media is awesome because it can show an organization trying to get rid a guy who is underwater with state Democrats by 50 points, undermines any Democratic policy, and is just completely off-putting to anyone who has to spend five minutes around him; and they phrase it as “seeding discord”

That is why Fascists hate being mocked more than anything. It shows how deeply unserious they are as people despite their beliefs being deathly serious.

Congress is shutdown to protect pedophiles, while a pedophiles is building himself a ballroom with taxpayer money he stole from our healthcare. America is a shit country.

“but you commented earlier about a naked bike ride in portland” would be a legitimate follow up for any reporters in the room w johnson when he says he didnt see the important story youre asking him about

✋✋ #NoKings

If this was a Humane society group chat that said white people outta have their priviledged reversed, suddenly Baldy Propagandovich would care very, very much and has about equally irrelevant shit in the past.