This is the Contractor that hired the the team working on the project. Let them know ow you feel being the ones to erect the Epstein Memorial Child Abuse Ballroom.

Yes, what the fuck???

A key attribute of thug trash is pathological sensitivity to criticism and mockery. Use it.

[just be normal, just be normal]: The Toronto Rangers!

Might be one I take up. Death does seem preferable to this idiot timeline.

That's Mikey J for "The evil idiots who think up my lies haven't been able to spin this one yet."

Ask him every day until he "has time to get the details." A key function of Congress is to oversee the executive branch. Every time Mike Johnson pulls this simpering act, he's abrogating his oath as Speaker.

ROY BATTY: …I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments... they'll be gone. CHATGPT: That’s a powerful story 🎯 Thank you for sharing with me! It really spoke to your passion for space! 🚀

Do you wanna live like you're in bootcamp, but only with the mental stressors and none of the physical benefits? Work for a billionaire.

The Epstein Memorial Cocaine and Child Abuse tacky as fuck room

Next time I think we should just fire JD Vance out of the Cannons. It was supposed to be a celebration after all, and his big pudgy body would just SPLAT against highway patrol cars.

Rand is a big part of the reason we're in this mess. You'll never him see take accountability for that.

♪ Mikey doesn't know that Donny and me are stealing from the country We tell him that we're not but then we fucking go and we're not gonna stop cuz MIKEY DOESN't KNOW MIKEY DOESN't KNOW MIKEY DOESN'T KNOW ♪

Mike Johnson has fully committed to the Gallagher bit. "Mike, why is Mr. Trump in the Epstein files?" I dunno "Mike, why is Mr. Trump shitting on people" I dunno "Mike, do you hate questions about Trump?" Of course not, how are ya gonna learn anything!

Tonight, in the final debate of his decades in power or desperately pursuing it, you will hear from Andrew Cuomo the same arrogance, the same entitlement, the same excuses for a broken status quo he's long maintained. New Yorkers are ready for change.

If there were only two other people left on the planet they would still find some way to be directly in front of me on the freeway doing 5 under

Live your life in such a way that millions of people aren't cheering twice as hard for your second dipshit face plant

i think the best encapsulation of the trump era of social media is that the official government homeland security twitter account is openly beefing in replies with an NBA account called “hood genius”

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

YES!!! Arizona isn’t playing. Mike Johnson thinks he can hold democracy hostage, but Adelita Grijalva is done waiting for permission to get to work for her constituents. Also: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Not to mention, Trump just wants your fish. He doesn't want you to fish for yourself, he wants you to fish for him, specifically, so he can profit.

Epstein's girl

Honestly, the mainstream media reaction to Zack Polanski entering the elites’ own conversation space… …with widely-held public opinions… …tells you everything you need to know about why our mainstream media is a closed shop, broken, and no longer fit for purpose.

Mike Johnson shamelessly lies: "We strengthened Medicaid. We improved healthcare access and we lowered premiums with our legislation."

Trump nominee for special counsel drops out after his Nazi posts surfaced.

Zohran: I did what the republicans couldn't. I got rid of George Santos, first human to ever live.

For people who don't know, concrete crushing is one of the biggest sources of anthropogenic mercury getting released into the environment. The other being burning coal.

i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife

my favorite rightwing crank take to have right now “i have no idea why a pedophile would defend a pedophile”

It's very interesting how Prince Andrew has gone to such great lengths when it comes to doing everything a guilty person would do, in order to prove his innocence.

You'd think, until you realize the Nazis stole most of their ideas....from us.

Oh my GOD.

FYI….

Anna Halligan pulling debate bro moves with a journalist, doesn't end well

Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works (15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

Right-wingers being too cowardly to admit they're right-wingers because they know doing so automatically makes them complicit with Trump, so they try to hide it....behind Trump flags. This is what the right is now. Toddlers. Lying, fascist toddlers.

Trump puts Israel first, Argentina first, and makes videos about shitting on Americans. Hmmm....

What did you learn Andrew? Cuomo: Getting caught sucks

Top 40 No Kings Signs, #1-10 open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...

Mike Johnson has given the house a very very very very very very very very very long vacation because he’s worried about the Epstein files

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

If you replace "Socialism" with "Fascism" this post actually makes sense

She wants kids treated as adults so Trump can fuck them, and adults treated like kids so they can fuck us

Oh My God!‼️

lol I love the anchor turning Cuomo's shit talk back on him Cuomo: Momdanny doesn't have any experience! He can't do anything? Anand: Then why are you losing so fucking bad? hahahahahah god damn

@wanderer1-57.bsky.social lol the sad part is that they are sending their best, it's you, and you're really fucking stupid

@wearecharlie1.bsky.social you need to change your name to "wearebots" lol what a fucking no-life