Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Let me guess what her blankie is made of.

BREAKING NEWS: My dog is snuggled up to me and is dreaming.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character, wrong answers only.

Every Thursday Mike Johnson secretly attends underground gay rave under nickname Dildo Elmo. You can see it on his face. Can I prove it? No.

A woodwind instrument store called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Reeds.

It’s entirely legal to record LE officers from your car. So they’re brazenly, illegally terrorizing this woman for exercising her constitutional rights. Yet we know that none of these officers be held accountable. We know this administration encourages this behavior. This is police state stuff.

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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

Chicago! The Bob Loquercio Auto Group's executive VP says the murder of Alex Pretti "is EXACTLY what I voted for." Please take your business elsewhere and let them know that you are doing so. www.blautogroup.com/

A dog that jumps on people, isn’t housebroken, and won’t respond to commands is poorly trained. A dog that viciously attacks people is not just “poorly trained.” This post is not about training dogs.

If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.

Absolutley heartbreaking that parents of a man gunned down by federal agents have to put out a statement because the president and his cowardly minions are defaming their son. We’re way past sick.

Damn the soulless Nazis of Trumpism straight to Hell.

Mr Rogers: "In times of turmoil, look for the helpers." The helpers are being executed by Trump's private army of thugs.

remember, you can yell scream and curse at the political fundraising texts, but DO NOT reply with an actionable threat because the US attorney’s office considers the volunteer batch sending them to be a live human recipient of that message. it’s not just a bot. those cases can and do get charged.

This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.

Pretti clearly did not brandish his gun. Which means the government is saying he was killed for legally exercising his right to carry. It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

At some point, some media agency has to come out and say the DHS is lying. The video is even more unequivocally unambiguous than Good's murder. Their claims do not even begin to approach the truth.

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.

(To rejuvenate the baseball spirits with spring training starting soon, quote skeet this with a random baseball player.)

oof, i hope they don't kill him off in the first season

Renee Good was shot 3 times by ICE The first two shots were non lethal. One to her left forearm & another to right breast The final shot entered the left side of her head & exited the right side He didn’t have to keep shooting. He was out of the vehicle’s path before the kill shot That’s murder

This is a crazy story. After a driver switch on a bus from NYC to DC, the new driver drove the passengers to a different destination and refused to listen to anyone.

Surrender to whom? The feds?

This is offensive to Christians.

Great question! It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider. The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.

I think I will never stop thinking about this

Malort for all!!!

And people wonder how Epstein got away with it, basically in public, for 30 years.

Elon’s out there extending the light of consciousness again.

Cover up. Not surprising at all.

This is *definitely* how you behave when you're trying to bring every resource to bear, rather than trying to cover up the unlawful behavior of your own personnel.

oh don't worry about that. if you join ICE your gun gains the magical ability to make anyone you shoot no longer american

It’s never too late to quit Twitter.

1. ICE will kill you. 2. Trumpists will lie to justify it. 3. Because they are all thug trash.

I don't wanna hear another fucking word about Ashli Babbitt from you MAGA pukes.

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

Read the whole thing. It's good, I promise.

Amazing to live in a country where every day you can watch Republicans gin up issue salience out of nothing but attitude and 4chan posts and a sizeable chunk of people think Democrats' only power is to vote yes or no on bills placed in front of them

This was fun. I used a similar definition where "stayed there" had to be for more than 1 or 2 nights, or multiple occasions. tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

The great isolationist ‘America First’ GOP President Donald Trump has in less than a year in office declared himself the ‘owner’ of Gaza and the ‘ruler’ of Venezuela.

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.