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Great thread!

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Remember the current NIH director going on about protecting researchers from government censorship? Today his people called the police in to forcibly remove my colleagues from their own society meeting for sharing an editorial published in their flagship journal that was critical of him. Gift link

This is amazing! I think Colbert should go around the country doing guest spots on local access for a while.

🚨If a state is making it harder for your family to vote, why reward them with your talent and your NIL money? I said what I said. You can still make it to the NFL, NBA, or anywhere else without propping up politicians attacking democracy and voting rights.

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This one feels really good!

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The most accurate portrayal of the pro-Jim Crow, white nationalist Roberts Supreme Court I've seen yet.

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Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Breaking my Bluesky silence to point out that Abdul El-Sayed absolutely *is* a physician, he has always been very up front about the fact that he chose public health over residency, and this is a hit piece nothingburger from a news outlet terrified of a politician who is unabashedly pro-Palestinian.

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Good god, if this happened, Republicans would reverse course in a matter of minutes.

They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.

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Guys. Heads up. Let’s talk about Hantavirus. There have been SEVERAL bad takes and BLATANT misinformation circulating regarding this outbreak so I figured it was a good idea to make a thread about it. Stay calm. Stay vigilant. Know your facts. Here’s ALL you need to know. 🧪🧵⬇️

PCA!!!

Hat tip to the dog toy company for this massage found in the remains.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

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Years ago I went to a resort in Jamaica. This was when ash from an Icelandic volcano shut down transatlantic flights. I walked up to the lobby bar at 10 am to find a German couple who were already completely hammered. They told me they were trapped and drank until they passed out each day.

Another morning of ICE sightings happening around Chicagoland and the northwest burbs as yes, they are still here, operating under the surface as they were before Bovino's spectacle.

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Brutal.

Depluralize a movie. For one dollar more.

Inspiring!

False. However, you are the only country stupid enough to elect a convicted felon and accused pedophile, whose only claim to fame is that as a third rate reality TV star.

Just casually reading "The White Nationalist Manifesto" (published 2018) this morning. Here's an excerpt relevant to today's news: "To understand how it is possible to restore white homelands in a gradual, orderly, and humane manner, we need to make some distinctions... (1/5)

Congratulations Bluesky. We just lost great reporting on the Supreme Court.

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For real, I have 15 days to see if I can get this kid at least private counsel *to look over* the single charge and tell him if this is something he’s going to need to take on the chin or if there’s someway to fight for it to be dismissed. He yelled two statements outside of a city commission.

i broke down and have finally started a tracker to keep tabs on all the sports pope jerseys, please let me know if i missed anything, found two i hadn't seen before today just in putting this together

Good morning lovelies, enjoy a smile from this Pomeranian with a perfectly centered nose that makes it look like a one eyed alien.😉

It's easy to fold Robert Mueller into a long list of people who failed to hold Trump accountable, but I don't think that's fair. I read the Mueller report, and it was damning. He showed that there was significant collusion with Russian efforts and likely more undiscovered because of obstruction.

Someday...

I've covered big wars and little wars. Ones that have been well organised (thought some ultimately not very successful) and shit shows. My jaw is still on the floor that a military as powerful and professional as the US is in such utterly chaotic territory. This isn't mission creep ...

Once again, Trump’s just flat out manipulating the stock market. Likely for his benefit or his buddies’ benefit.

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In which Max Boot tiptoes up to the realization that contemporary American Conservatism is intellectually and morally bankrupt and them backs away timidly with “who knows, it’s a mystery.”

Ruin a movie by making it about Chicago elections: Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rahm

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It is wild to me that DOGE/Musk could dismantle so much of the government in just a few months from a combination of anti-regulatory personal greed and fascism-tinged stupidity and no one will ever face any consequence for it.

30 years ago Chuck Palahniuk’s Fight Club accurately predicted that men under late capitalism, empty consumers who had come to think of themselves as “the middle children of history” with no great wars to fight, would eventually prank and shitpost their way into fascism.