Hey @bsky.app, why was Sarah Kendzior suspended?

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Mamdani is going to implement Sherry Baby law in which everyone has to sing and talk in a Frankie Valli falsetto.

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

“I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning.”

If you’re in the Edgewater/Rogers Park area, we need people with their whistles on visibly out on patrol. Even if it’s just a walk on your lunch break or while you walk your dog, it matters. This is an all hands on deck day. Whatever you can do. ICE is heavily present in the area. Hope I see you.

it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops

The thing is that vaccine mandates will come back in Florida. It will just take a lost generation of dead and disabled kids.

Happy Halloween!

Change one letter, ruin a candy: Hershel’s Kisses

Look at this fucking shit. In Chicago the "elite" CT unit of the USBP detained (a violent assault resulting in 6 broken ribs) a 67yo US citizen driving home from his morning run, then tear gassed a Halloween party with kids in attendance. There's no reforming this. It's unamerican and unacceptable

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

Guilty

it’s ridiculous to cover this dumb fake outrage in the first place, but to put the story out like some ominous 9/11-related scandal without making clear that the entire “controversy” is that his aunt is technically his dad’s cousin is absolutely fucking abhorrent

Klaus is a moron who knows only what he reads in the New York Post.

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[Jabba the Hutt voice] crypto to your sipp or isa, ho ho ho

JD Vance when people makes jokes about Charlie Kirk: "call their employer." JD Vance when Republican staffers say "I love Hitler" and fantasize about throwing political opponents in gas chambers: "that's what kids do...we're not canceling kids because they did something stupid."

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

I'm at the scene where ICE abducted multiple people from Lincoln and Foster this morning. A WGN producer was among the people taken, allegedly because she was among a group of bystanders who tried to intervene. ICE agents hit this car while making their getaway.

Odometric satisfaction.

This is the greatest thread ever. Everyday people are secret freaks.

This just might be the Brewers year. They are fired up and crushing my Cubs.

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

Time for an economic boycott of Texas companies.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....

Where's Taibbi? Where the Matt Taibbi at? bsky.app/profile/npr....

Last year, CNN ran a “fact check” of Kamala HQ that claimed we were lying for saying Trump’s plan is Project 2025. Now Trump is outright admitting it’s his plan. Legacy media failed the country.

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

I’m digging Grisham’s mustache. That’s some 70’s style!

He's here. He's there. He's every-fucking-where Dans-beee Dans-beee

Dansby Mother Fucking Swanson!

"Kavanaugh stops" should be placed so firmly in our lexicon that the term shows up in the next Merriam Webster edition.

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Subtly downgrade a band: R.E.M. Speedwagon

Jaxson Dart looks like he just wants to kick Danny LaRusso’s ass

UNITED NATIONS (AP) — Dozens of delegates from multiple nations walk out of UN hall as Israeli prime minister prepares to speak.

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

Some good news for a change. They’ve come up with a cure for an awful debilitating genetic condition.

🧵10 ways MAGA is NOT like the Nazis🧵 The right wing hates it when people compare MAGA to the Nazis, as I’ve done in the past, based on their fascist behavior. But to be fair, I’ve decided to provide the other side. So here’s a thread with my list of 10 ways the MAGA movement is NOT like the Nazis.

The Grindr app started breaking down based on the number of users and requests in the Phoenix area last night immediately after the Horst Wessel memorial.

This is a martyrdom cult and martyrdom cults seldom end well.

Trump take burger.

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Just cancelled Disney+. I recommend you do that same. Fuck them for complying with the government's order to ban speech.

As always, Mike Masnick has a good take on the news.