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Beat Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

Brutal.

Depluralize a movie. For one dollar more.

Inspiring!

False. However, you are the only country stupid enough to elect a convicted felon and accused pedophile, whose only claim to fame is that as a third rate reality TV star.

Just casually reading "The White Nationalist Manifesto" (published 2018) this morning. Here's an excerpt relevant to today's news: "To understand how it is possible to restore white homelands in a gradual, orderly, and humane manner, we need to make some distinctions... (1/5)

Congratulations Bluesky. We just lost great reporting on the Supreme Court.

New album cover art!

U.S. foreign policy has been captured by dorks obsessed with the movie 300 and the only way to fix it is to put in power dorks obsessed with the movie Master and Commander.

i broke down and have finally started a tracker to keep tabs on all the sports pope jerseys, please let me know if i missed anything, found two i hadn't seen before today just in putting this together

Good morning lovelies, enjoy a smile from this Pomeranian with a perfectly centered nose that makes it look like a one eyed alien.😉

It's easy to fold Robert Mueller into a long list of people who failed to hold Trump accountable, but I don't think that's fair. I read the Mueller report, and it was damning. He showed that there was significant collusion with Russian efforts and likely more undiscovered because of obstruction.

Someday...

I've covered big wars and little wars. Ones that have been well organised (thought some ultimately not very successful) and shit shows. My jaw is still on the floor that a military as powerful and professional as the US is in such utterly chaotic territory. This isn't mission creep ...

Once again, Trump’s just flat out manipulating the stock market. Likely for his benefit or his buddies’ benefit.

Attacks leave dead vs killed

In which Max Boot tiptoes up to the realization that contemporary American Conservatism is intellectually and morally bankrupt and them backs away timidly with “who knows, it’s a mystery.”

Ruin a movie by making it about Chicago elections: Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rahm

20 days until Opening Day

It is wild to me that DOGE/Musk could dismantle so much of the government in just a few months from a combination of anti-regulatory personal greed and fascism-tinged stupidity and no one will ever face any consequence for it.

30 years ago Chuck Palahniuk’s Fight Club accurately predicted that men under late capitalism, empty consumers who had come to think of themselves as “the middle children of history” with no great wars to fight, would eventually prank and shitpost their way into fascism.

Sounding more and more like Charles Ponzi each day.

Cover of The Lancet: @thelancet.com www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

It was the Venezuelans, it was the Italians, it was the Chinese, it was the Democrats, it was the illegal aliens… I swear to god, I won that election!

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Let me guess what her blankie is made of.

BREAKING NEWS: My dog is snuggled up to me and is dreaming.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character, wrong answers only.

Every Thursday Mike Johnson secretly attends underground gay rave under nickname Dildo Elmo. You can see it on his face. Can I prove it? No.

A woodwind instrument store called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Reeds.

It’s entirely legal to record LE officers from your car. So they’re brazenly, illegally terrorizing this woman for exercising her constitutional rights. Yet we know that none of these officers be held accountable. We know this administration encourages this behavior. This is police state stuff.

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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

Chicago! The Bob Loquercio Auto Group's executive VP says the murder of Alex Pretti "is EXACTLY what I voted for." Please take your business elsewhere and let them know that you are doing so. www.blautogroup.com/

A dog that jumps on people, isn’t housebroken, and won’t respond to commands is poorly trained. A dog that viciously attacks people is not just “poorly trained.” This post is not about training dogs.

If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.

Absolutley heartbreaking that parents of a man gunned down by federal agents have to put out a statement because the president and his cowardly minions are defaming their son. We’re way past sick.

Damn the soulless Nazis of Trumpism straight to Hell.

Mr Rogers: "In times of turmoil, look for the helpers." The helpers are being executed by Trump's private army of thugs.

remember, you can yell scream and curse at the political fundraising texts, but DO NOT reply with an actionable threat because the US attorney’s office considers the volunteer batch sending them to be a live human recipient of that message. it’s not just a bot. those cases can and do get charged.

This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.

Pretti clearly did not brandish his gun. Which means the government is saying he was killed for legally exercising his right to carry. It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

At some point, some media agency has to come out and say the DHS is lying. The video is even more unequivocally unambiguous than Good's murder. Their claims do not even begin to approach the truth.

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.