Violet gland would be a beautiful name for a fox drag queen

In early February of last year, having finished a bund of worldbuilding, I set about writing a couple of short stories that I’d gotten ideas for in the course of writing lore. It is now late March, and after 13 months of rough drafting, I’ve cranked out 12 short and novella length works!

This is my wife song Borat my wife song

He he he he I am a superstar warrior

The way I’m about to Yerba in the madre toilet

me, eating hotpot in Berkeley: “Gee, wanna hit up the frot-pot after this?” My boyfriend: “you mean go to steamworks?”

If you have a partner what is your most no-holds-barred anything-is-possible romantasy style scenario

I’m gonna invent a new meal called gunch. It’s the answer to the woke invention of brunch. You eat lots of guns and bullets and make sure to eat all the lead you can to purge yourself of the woke mind virus.

Dudes have never rocked harder

Big fun batch of telegram sticker commissions for @thiry.bsky.social! #effsesart #furryart

Me when I’m a Gen Z woodcock trying to describe something that’s very very good: “It’s Peant” upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...

baby shooting stars 💫

Love how they had to invent aioli as a condiment for people who are afraid of mayonnaise

It goes Hollah Back And Hallelujah Everybody gon Respect the puma

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

Half celestial lionness and her stupid chud son

If you were the protagonist in a shitty triple A game, would I be the person on the radio giving you heavy handed tutorial briefings?

Pinkie pie confronts the CIA’s illicit drug trafficking schemes

Nice argument. Unfortunately, I’ve depicted you as the bootleg Croatian Soyjak Bumper Sticker.

I think fallout new vegas would be cooler if instead of meeting Mr House you met Mr Deep House and whenever you talked to him there were samples of a lady singing soulfully and a cool 808 playing.

Writing a story that involves a normal guy who worships devils, and I found this bit where he defends his spiritual practice to be really funny.

Would you rather be a smooth wokeboy or a woke smoothboy

Quirk chungus sun or twee Britain daughter

I saw a man taking his hen with him on a bicycle ride.

Today i got to Emerald IV in League of Legends. I am officially better at ranked than 90% of the playerbase :B3

Homeboy is just utterly lost in the sauce. Look at that. He’s got a feast.

What if we kissed in the wienerschnitzel converted into a Vietnamese restaurant

Thiry came to the Bhyal floodplain to dabble in biomancy, but the ancient ruins of the Khel had even more to teach him. Painting comm for @thiry.bsky.social! #furryart

Celiac people after they make the mistake of eating a 1 pound payload of TNT.

I remembered to wear my jacket but not my shirt to work today

Today’s main encounter in D&D A coffee colored Pomeranian piloting a roomba sized toy tank capable of traveling 80 MPH

Anybody ever been in a jazz band/jazz troupe? I’m looking to write a short story about such a band and I feel like it’d be helpful to consult first hand experience.

Bro they’re exulting you in the reskeets. They’re uttering hymns and excreting annointments unto thee in the replies

Captain haddock type expletives

Me in a dfeam.Having lunch with A group with Frank zappa: “so lately ive been reading a lot of Robert e Howard. Ever hear of lukull of Atlantis? Zappa: lol ok, no doubt you exist in some spectrum between cool and totally nerdy but right now you’re leaning way too hard on the nerdy side

Self serious cold-war/dieselpunk themed fantasy setting about James-bond esque spycraft and intrigue. There are humans, but inexplicably, all non-human species are cartoonish looking muppet creatures.

And I say Anyone ‘round here Gay *intense rave music* And he beats me With a frying pan Without a handle

Crazy how at 3 out of the last 4 furry conventions I’ve attended I’ve managed to badly damage my glasses

At the con: Remember the 6 2 1 rule 6 shower 2 minute sleep 1 rice granule for food

We have a whole hour of originals (mostly, plus a few covers) lined up for #FC2026. You don't wanna miss this! 🔃 Repost if we'll see you at the show ;3 🎨: @goatuna.bsky.social #furry #music #musicsky #furcon #band #indie #rock

cozy #furryart

Who wants to jout my brout

You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?

Dating a baddie and they said that if they were a 5th century era Germanic tribe they’d be a Lombard. Chat I think I have to cut things off.

Was watching kingdom hearts lore with a buddy last night and like It is insane to me that it is essentially someone’s incredibly messy, garden variety juvenile crossover fanfiction given the form of a triple A video game. I mean this as a compliment btw

Review of accomplishments for 2025: 1. Finished writing a bunch of lore for my fantasy setting 2. Wrote 7 (and maybe the 8th) short story set in said fantasy world 3. Beat Civ 4 on deity 4. Got to platinum in league 5. Visited Southeast Asia Not bad.

She Rub on my In till I report

youtu.be/75WFTHpOw8Y?... This is the only day you can post this

These sorts of rhyming questions come to me like there’s a custom made muse that serves only me so I’m going to make a big thread of them

What do you call this thing? Wrong answers only