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@thiry.bsky.social
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Thiry! ♑️. He/She/They. 🏳️🌈 and queer besides. 25 years of age. 🔞
Me in a dfeam.Having lunch with A group with Frank zappa: “so lately ive been reading a lot of Robert e Howard. Ever hear of lukull of Atlantis? Zappa: lol ok, no doubt you exist in some spectrum between cool and totally nerdy but right now you’re leaning way too hard on the nerdy side
about 7 hours ago
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Self serious cold-war/dieselpunk themed fantasy setting about James-bond esque spycraft and intrigue. There are humans, but inexplicably, all non-human species are cartoonish looking muppet creatures.
3 days ago
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And I say Anyone ‘round here Gay *intense rave music* And he beats me With a frying pan Without a handle
4 days ago
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Crazy how at 3 out of the last 4 furry conventions I’ve attended I’ve managed to badly damage my glasses
6 days ago
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At the con: Remember the 6 2 1 rule 6 shower 2 minute sleep 1 rice granule for food
8 days ago
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Mostly Mammals
10 days ago
We have a whole hour of originals (mostly, plus a few covers) lined up for
#FC2026
. You don't wanna miss this! 🔃 Repost if we'll see you at the show ;3 🎨:
@goatuna.bsky.social
#furry
#music
#musicsky
#furcon
#band
#indie
#rock
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Milkybiscuits
12 days ago
cozy
#furryart
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Who wants to jout my brout
12 days ago
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You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
15 days ago
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Dating a baddie and they said that if they were a 5th century era Germanic tribe they’d be a Lombard. Chat I think I have to cut things off.
16 days ago
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Was watching kingdom hearts lore with a buddy last night and like It is insane to me that it is essentially someone’s incredibly messy, garden variety juvenile crossover fanfiction given the form of a triple A video game. I mean this as a compliment btw
19 days ago
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Review of accomplishments for 2025: 1. Finished writing a bunch of lore for my fantasy setting 2. Wrote 7 (and maybe the 8th) short story set in said fantasy world 3. Beat Civ 4 on deity 4. Got to platinum in league 5. Visited Southeast Asia Not bad.
24 days ago
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She Rub on my In till I report
28 days ago
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youtu.be/75WFTHpOw8Y?...
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Björk talking about her TV
YouTube video by igorbuenocorrea
https://youtu.be/75WFTHpOw8Y?si=ODP3IUhd-cqRvYm5
about 1 month ago
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These sorts of rhyming questions come to me like there’s a custom made muse that serves only me so I’m going to make a big thread of them
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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What do you call this thing? Wrong answers only
about 1 month ago
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Matthew Tak
about 1 month ago
#DailySketch
: Capricorn
#inktober52
#inktober2025
#drawing
#art
#illustration
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This fucking thumbnail is killing me dog
about 1 month ago
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E.G. Simmons 🍰
about 1 month ago
my name is lupin the third
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Have you ever listened to music so ass-blasting amazing that you immediately bought tickets to the performer’s next concert?
about 1 month ago
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Holly (2026 Style)
about 1 month ago
We're leaving doing things for clout in 2025. In 2026 we only do things for snout.
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You’re not funny You’re bunny
about 2 months ago
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Modern Journalism should stop using this annoying, awful fucking lead-on headline formulation Here’s why
about 2 months ago
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The Chestnuts roasting on an open fire guy is Thai?????
about 2 months ago
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Any interest in a pathfinder 1e game around Oakland? Looking for another player or 2 for a group of interested people I’ve assembled…
about 2 months ago
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Eleanor Rigby Picks up the rice in a rice where a wedding has rice Lives in a rice
about 2 months ago
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Fascinated by Christmas songs about wanting to fuck Santa specifically
about 2 months ago
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The sidewalks in Oakland are GAY If you step on them they turn you WOKE
about 2 months ago
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SEN!
about 2 months ago
call me christopher tin the way she baba on my yetu
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*Montressor after listening to too much of the Vengaboys*: Boom boom boom boom I want you in my tomb
about 2 months ago
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I’ve written what is simultaneously the gayest and straightest work of fiction I’ve ever concocted
about 2 months ago
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What are some casino bands By this, I mean bands that you’d only ever see playing at the amphitheaters of big casinos Your Chicagos, Earth Wind and Fires, Bee Gees, etc
about 2 months ago
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Me at the Taipei airport with my gay hyena shirt making eye contact with the guy decked out in full trump merch
about 2 months ago
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“Honey, we have guests tonight, make sure to get all the good toys and set them up properly.”
about 2 months ago
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: Thundercat Dweezil Zappa Death Grips Funkadelic Herbie Hancock
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about 2 months ago
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This cappy is a corn for an amazing reason
about 2 months ago
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Youth pastor voice
about 2 months ago
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“Actually, the name of the band is Jamirquai. The singer with the funny horned hat is Jamiroquai’s monster.”
about 2 months ago
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Some of you
about 2 months ago
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I’m at M Bison do u want anything?
2 months ago
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Lost my wallet in Thailand. Probably the most dreadful 8 hours of travel I’ve ever endured.
2 months ago
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Booming Barus~
2 months ago
Mr Eaton struck a look at Mr Barking, eager to pass on yet more cutting wisdom to his regard of Mr Barus. “Let us hope we do not adopt his exuberance, lest Mr Woolworth lose both his head and his hands over the sudden tide of tailoring he would be swept under.” 🎨 :
@chocofox.bsky.social
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“Are you living with a domestic partner?” Buddy, my partner is anything but domestic!
2 months ago
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Brat van
2 months ago
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Why do furries put ears on random species to anthropomorphize them? Sharks don’t have ears Eagleheads on gryphons don’t have ears Release the earless creatures I demand it!
2 months ago
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The idiot baaaaaaaaastard son…
3 months ago
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What is the fursona of the Virgin Mary
3 months ago
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Tag yourself I’m strangulation
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3 months ago
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*friend wearing a Spyro costume*: man I gotta go to the bathroom me: wanna hit up a subway?
3 months ago
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They should have made a twin peaks sega genesis platformer that shit would have gone unbelievably insane
3 months ago
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