The reason I am whining about this is because I could potentially lose in the safest Blue Tory riding in Alberta and in Canada… Could you imagine if I lost this by-election???? 🤞🏿🤞🏾🤞🏽🤞🏼🤞🏻🤞 www.cp24.com/news/canada/...

She’s got me there 👇🏼

To anyone who wondered, what could go wrong if we elected as president a highly volatile, deeply dishonest, simple-minded cretin with a revenge fetish, the answer is THIS. All of THIS.

I’ve pretty much resigned myself to the fact that Trump will be entering Canada on diplomatic grounds. I understand it, but I don’t like it. www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

This… this shit right here 👇🏻👇👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏿

Only three more days until I lose this election! Get out and vote Canada. #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli

Wouldn’t that be something? Ce serait génial! #cdnpoli

I am still losing this election at the half way point. I will keep you posted and let you know when I’m defeated! #cdnpoli

Poilievre loves his supporters. Do Canadians really want these people to decide who will be their Prime Minister? #VoteSmartVoteCarney #NeverMuniTrumpPoilievre

Google these candidates. vm.tiktok.com/ZMBHrkEB8/

Where PP is today vm.tiktok.com/ZMBHLsRsn/

The ultimate insult to Poilievre and to all his supporters!

Pierre Poilievre thinks the answer to everything is a slogan or a tax cut.

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~Yes, please!

PoiLIEvre has voted against every piece of legislation ever put forward to support workers' rights. He has not and will not ever support workers.

🚨Canadian POLL SHOCKER: Pierre Poilievre Projected to LOSE His Seat as Liberals Surge to 251-Seat Super-Majority open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...

~Looking good for Bruce Fanjoy! Hard not to be optimistic! New Canadian election poll projects that Poilievre will lose his seat A new EKOS poll is projecting a Liberal majority of 251 seats, including Carleton riding cultmtl.com/2025/03/new-...

I can’t make this shit up. This is the BEST thing that could ever happen to me. #cdnpoli 👇🏼 #poiLIEvre

A stark contrast in leadership styles—PM @mark-carney.bsky.social focuses on positivity and solutions, while @pierre-poilievre.bsky.social leans towards blame and negativity. I know which approach inspires action and confidence. #CanadaStrong

Re: my Bluesky acct label for “impersonation” Bluesky users think I’m impersonating the Real pee pee when I call myself a lying, self-serving, dubious #CONservative Effectively the parodied version of myself is so true to the joke I am in real life, people can’t make the distinction 🤣 #PoiLIEvre

Elbows up, Canada!

Two days before the writ drops and I’ve blown my lead! This is a proud moment for me! #cdnpoli #CanadaVotes2025

With an election call imminent, Pierre Poilievre will be launching his campaign as his unfavourability reaches an all-time high. Mark Carney now leads Pierre Poilievre in net favourability by 37 points.

Hmmm.. this guy is intelligible. Time to regroup. I’m bringing in the wife. Anaida…a little help here #cdnpoli #CanadaVotes2025

Can’t make this up.

It’s over for me I think C’est fini pour moi je pense 👇🏻 #whelp #cdnpoli

I’m honoured! Je suis honoré! 👇🏻

I can feel my tighty whiteys startin to squeeze down my ball sack #cdnpoli #markcarney #ohoh 👇😬

Well I’m in big sheep dip… 👇🏼 #cdnpoli

It’s true #cdnpoli We are a new breed of politician 👇🏻

I am the woooorst 👇 #cdnpoli

JD Vance accused Zelensky of not bowing to Trump (aka ZOD) and thanking the USA. Whhhhaattt? The extremist Conservative narrative got it wrong? Shocking #cdnpoli #uspoli

FACT: My MP Jamil Jivani is close friends with this mouthbreathing PIGLET J.D. Vance! 🐷 A vote for us Conservatives will forever tie these racist, bigoted bullies to Canada 🇨🇦. Keep #Vance and #Trump out of Canada! #NeverVoteConservative #cdbpoli #uspoli 🇺🇦 www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

I’m not smiling 👇😡 #canada #vote #cdnpoli

#ElonMusk #CrazyBalls #Trump #Crazier #cdnpoli #uspoli #politics #maga #MapleMaga #PierrePoiLIEvre

I just thought of something… if Mark Carney wins… I LOSE! #NeverPoiLIEvre #CanadaProud #cdnpoli

Quick Math: Justin Trudeau 282K likes in posting “You CAN’T take our country - you CAN’T take our game” and 38K likes with a chaser tweet of Team Canada’s captain smack talking. 🇨🇦 I, Pee Pee, post a video sequence of hockey fights using Proud Boy vernacular “Strong & Free” 25K likes 🇺🇸 #cdnpoli

PP's ad was booed 👏👏👏 vm.tiktok.com/ZMkcut3LB/

Cutting the CBC! and financing "Rebel News"? Seriously? Poilievre works for the IDU, not Canada. he disgusts me. #NeverVoteConservative pressprogress.ca/pierre-poili...