I wish therapy wasn’t so expensive. I need therapy. I guess the seasonal depression lamp is coming out early this year.

Umm I had no idea they found BTK through his daughter’s Pap smear at a state college. Like I’m glad they caught the psycho but I don’t know how I feel about how they got that dna

The Google Halloween Pac-Man is cute but damn, it’s hard to play Pac-Man on a cellphone

Me watching the Love Is Blind reunion and CP3 pops up

Sage is like “you’re a little man, Shannon” #survivor

I’m at the struggling part of this season. I liked the first few episodes, but I’m about asleep right now #survivor

Ok this “uncle” thing needs to stop #survivor

I wish I didn’t know about this Hulu Murdaugh thing was all the way released because I am hooked and want to binge it all.

If you are a future bride, never ask a mom to have her five and three year old in your wedding on the same day. It’s hard . Very hard.

Gotta say, “put dick out” is a dangerous thing to say to Amelia Bedelia.

All boring sports stuff is trending . I guess that’s better than the end of the world

I’ve never felt so old as being a 45 year old at a 32 year old’s rehearsal dinner

The audacity of this woman, 13 minutes left on The Perfect Neighbor.

This episode is so boring #survivor

"They'Il tell you that the arts and humanities aren't practical and then read poetry at funerals and weddings, cry over films, and search for meaning in ancient philosophy. Surviving is one type of practicality, knowing why we bother is another." -On The Importance of The Arts & Humanities

Shit, I think I got too drunk to watch #survivor. Nothing is making sense .

💀💀💀 I saw the trailer in the theater and I was like is that fucking Jared Leto???

Sweet Walter wines are my favorite under $20 bottles of wine. The blackberry and “Walter white” are my favorites

Omg we’re cleaning out our houses and have a giant dumpster. (We all live beside each other). I may be insane by the dumpster end date of 11/4

I fill my Valium prescription like clockwork even if I don’t use it. I also am a horrible slob. I just found two unopened bottles of Valium in my trunk. Score !

I had one of those dreams where I go back to the diner I used to work at and don’t remember how to login to the computer and the diner is full of impatient customers I don’t need stress dreams to tell me I’m stressed.

Cleveland Clinic gave my doctor’s office 20 COVID shots. So basically you can only get one if you’re over 65 AND high risk. That’s not even 20 shots for my doctor, she said it’s for their whole floor. Fucking wormhead anti science idiots

People always say “you should have kids so they take care of you when you’re old” I’ve seen so many instances where the kids shove you in a crappy retirement home and try to manipulate you into making one an executor and trying to take all the $ for themself Point being some kids will be assholes

Drunk reading thru my skyline is trippy because it’s a mix of reality tv, political news and just random funny shit

Something positive that’s orange and blue share.google/images/Ms1y9... Hot Rod Williams, Craig Ehlo, Mark Price l , baby

So Spooky Season movie night ended up being a Would You Rather rewatch. That movie is good, but so depressing

Ready to see how bad the remake of I Know What You Did Last Summer is. No Ryan Phillipe and SMG so it’s automatically worse

This John Candy documentary has me both so happy and also teary eyed through the whole thing

Alright, I’ve had enough of Turbo #thechallenge

Unpopular opinion? Glen Powell is very bland

I don’t know what any of these Love is Blind morons are fighting about ever. Yes, I should stop watching. This is how there is 9 seasons of this nonsense

How much money do we need to pay Netflix to stop giving Ryan Murphy money for these “true crime dramatizations”? Dramatizations being highly emphasized

As a poor person who works in finance, I 100% agree with “successful at finance = you have to be some kind of sociopath” #survivor

Am I the only unfortunate soul to get this Billy Graham ad ? #survivor

That was the best #survivor challenge in a long time

Sophie B > Other Sophie #survivor

There are sooooo many brunettes. I feel like I’m watching Love is Blind and can’t tell anyone apart #survivor

What does Sage put in a jar ? People talking here, missed it! #surivor

I had to reserve hotel rooms for me, my mom, my sister and her four kids. I am very stressed and this is why I don’t travel

Why does Mark Ruffalo bother me so much ?

I am so devastated by the D’Angelo news. So underrated in his later career. Fuck cancer, man

It is a crime that Demi Moore did not win that Oscar

Nurse Jackie is on Netflix and I’m so happy. It’s probably fucked up that this is one of my comfort shows 🤷‍♀️

I’ve postponed watching this week’s #TAR because there’s only so many times I can hear “Let’s go!” before I poke my eardrums out #TAR38

What’s with this making fun of CT montage? This show wouldn’t still be on the air without people like CT. #thechallenege

I have these DVDs that are 4k ultra or some shit like that and they don’t work in any of my players. On Amazon I’m seeing $300 for a 4k dvd player - is that normal ?? I just wanna watch Westworld

2 hour drive to go shopping with my mom and try on dresses for a wedding I am so miserable right now

youtu.be/HE52kHayh6c?... PLEASE BLOOMFS even if you aren't a Country music fan, do it for #democracy for him standing up and speaking out about #ICE listen for your neighbors, kids in zip ties, black hawks dropping into homes PLEASE. #Youtube #ZachBryan #BadBunny

I hate the pod part (basic premise of the show) of Love is Blind

I do a Mike Flanagan Netflix rewatch every October and I’ve decided Haunting of Hill House might be too depressing for me to keep rewatching