Carrie Ann is such a fucking hater

Jan Ravnik is not only one of the hottest people to exist. He’s a baddie with a personality. How is he real?

Zac Efron #dwts

the concept of giving andy an 8 and jordan a 9 #DWTS

Listen I’m not mad about Andy because that’s some grassroots fan shit. I will be loud about the women being held to an unnecessarily high standard next to the hot men. It’s enough. #dwts

Water is fucking wet I’m so sick of them #dwts

Muting Carrie Ann for my mental health #dwts

If they underscore Jordan after giving these men perfect fucking scores I… #dwts

Prince William even Robert Irwin can’t make me like you! #dwts

Where’s the money?

Rachel has always been hot but her summer glow up is INSANE. Way to use that time wisely. #bb27

the only people that are valid in hating big brother are the live feeders. we have been repeatedly fucked over by production. please let us hate our terrible show in peace. this is family business. you wouldn’t understand #bbsky

Enough is enough #bb27

Shot O' Clock #bb27

Redwood tree. It ain’t hard to see. His life was the key that opened my thighs is fucking insane.

TLOAS bangs. Pop music is back. Thank god for Max Martin

We’re gonna need a post season SLOP for weeks at this rate #bb27

Repeat after me... Republicans are in control of the government. The government shutdown is a MAGA shutdown. The REPUBLICANS are SHUTTING the government down.

Ashley is a menace i love her #bb27

The Eric Stein Mastermind podcast is exactly why he got saddled with America’s Player. He speaks the deeply unserious language of production fluently and with gusto 💀 #bb27

Ashley is a messy icon. I love her so much. #bb27

If we follow the pattern, Cameron, Leah, Jimmy, and Keanu are our coaches next year. With an outside Ava possibility as a BB17 James proxy. Walk with me right off a cliff. #bb27

What a streak of winners... #BB24 ⚔️ #BB25 🔥 #BB26 💎 #BB27 🚿

Cirie said what she said #bb27

Rachel doesn’t know that Brendan tried to rumble with Piggy on ChatBCC #bb27

In the post mortem, production screwing Rachel will be remembered as a turning point. The randomness of that outcome really soured the jury on how much comps matter. No one was satisfied with that outcome because it was comp based and NOT Big Brother. #bb27

Welcome back Jimmy? #bb27

Vince thinks he’s a failure because in a world built for him where he tends to fail upward - he still can’t get it together because of how little care and accountability he takes in life. His game. His relationship. His fuck you barista outfit. What a loser. #bb27

Even Taran is dragging Vince for his outfit 💀 #bb27

Do you think MTV is in Morgan’s DMs yet? #bb27

I gotta shout out Da'Vonne. She literally opened the doors for 4 black winners with her speech from 2020. Her speech changed the course of the game forever! #bb27

Eric Stein seeing production’s number on his caller id #bb27

I really think Vince lost the game entirely when he personally evicted Kelley. After that? Cooked. #bb27

VINCE LOST TO THE WOMAN HE SAID HAD NO GAME ALL SEASON #bb27

FUCK YOU ALLISON AND RICH STRATEGY WON #bb27

The casuals don’t need to know about Hannah. They would make that somehow an asterisk #bb27

Actually Ashley beat you despite production making this comp as physical as possible to give you a leg up Vinny. He can never give her credit for anything. #BB27

Hannah’s post 🥹💕 #bb27

Congratulations to the editors for winning Keanu AFP. #BB27

Okay fine. #bb27

the prophecy is complete #bb27

ASHLEY THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE!! ICON STATUS ✨ #bb27

Keanu voted for a woman #BB27

6-1 #bb27

Let’s get Rachel her bonus for the riggery #bb27

I fucking knew it!!!! SEND ME THE CASUAL TEARS NOWWWWWWW #BB27

ASHLEY WON #bb27 😍

Quick! Give me a winter All Stars while the undesirables were on TAR #bb27

Ok now let him play next season #BB27

It's actually crazy they're acknowledging the BB8 and BB11 riggory of it all. #BB27