If my 🍆 was as long as my workday has been, I wouldn’t have to work again.

Whey do str8 men wear 3 pairs of pants and sag 2?!?

I truly believe the gays get their power from the sun.

Y’all, I left TikTok and I’m real sad about it… but honestly, I can’t use any platform that doesn’t let you say: “FUCK ICE”.

I’m crazy.

What is y’all’s favorite part about the male anatomy (none obvious answers only)?

Sisters? Are you still here?

I was suppose to get cute drunk not blacked out drunk. 😭😭😭😢

I just remembered I have Bluesky. Hi bbs

Employee of the month

I’m such a Leo…. and I love it!

Hubby bought me the Meta glasses. I kinda want to take them to Folsom street fair.

Happy Friday!!!

You know it’s the weekend cuz all the green close friends pics start popping up. 🟢

Where can I listen???

I saw too much this weekend.

So like did everyone go back to x?

Who’s going to Dore (Up your Alley)?

I love a submissive bottom.

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Domestic terrorists…

Same. It’s all about loyalty. It’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business. 🕰️ 💼

Had to stay in last night. The fireworks were freaking out my dog.

Fuck Trump, Fuck ICE, Free Palestine

Take chances. Make mistakes. Get messy.

RIP to the shirt. I took it off at Badlands SF and immediately lost it. 😢

Good morning 🫡

Morning

huge slut for a good night’s sleep.

I know this isn’t real, but I don’t care.

I self identify as a beefcake.

Literally everyone at my gym is gay rn. Happy pride month! 🌈

Some of y’all have big ass dicks and it shows.

I think I broke my liver.

Me and my on repeat (aka my gym playlist)

Can you imagine if they sang “The Climb”???

A short video about Juneteenth:

My job only gave me 2 hours off tomorrow and said I’d have to use Vacation for the other 6. 😢

Still a little sunburnt but it was well worth it. 🌞

Im a burnt chicken nugget.

We’re in the streets in downtown Chicago.

Marines are met with protesters at downtown Federal building in Los Angeles as Mayor Bass’s curfew approaches. ~ @shoton35mm.bsky.social

Honestly, I like how I smell after a workout.

Now that’s it’s finally nice and warm out here are my ins and outs for summer 2025 🌞

I want some jammy eggs.

Heading to an All-Inclusive resort next week. #gainer #lesscutmorebutt