Finally figured out a perfect balance: Bsky is my horny app and the other one is for me posting updates about the Minneapolis weather

I will always let a hot she/they ruin my life

I’d fr give him sloppy toppenheimer any day of the week

Two cute kitties

Good morning!

Cillian Murphy is just so babygirl

Ready for round one

Reskeet w a pic & ur age 27 (and I don’t know who I am)

Good afternoon to all my fellow

I found this shirt at five below for $5 & cropped it myself and oooohhh I am READY for movie day

Bluesky posters: weird little freaks (complimentary) Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)

i can’t believe jeremy renner is dead

When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to Me Speaking words of wisdom P!nk with brie

*to the tune of Love Shack* The Rorschach is a little old place where we interpret ink blobs

Sorry guys :( I forgot about this app for a sec. Pls don’t make me download another one.

It’s Padam and Queef not Adam and Eve

Took this photo of my friend talking to a stranger last night and

Someone please ask me how my pride went and if I kissed my crush (the answer is yes)

BWCA weekend 🛶🌲

Mind if I show off my new haircut?

serving clunt in a Jim Henson honoring way

Crows are so sick

Everyone say have a nice day Wallie!

Update: did not get a bonking but did get a migraine

In need of a good bonking on the head

Wanted to text my crush and of all the things I could have said I went with “lol I almost just hit your car while parallel parking!”

Little licks from kitty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Me to myself, pinching my own cheeks: “who’s a little delusional girl?? Who??”

Love to live in the Midwest

The Shape of Water (2017)

this is how it feels to log into bluesky

Sent my first invite code to @ijpl.bsky.social to start my reply guy migration to bluesky

Skeeting into the void

I love logging into bluesky to:

Grandpa Duggar said the wider the part the closer to god

It’s pride month if you don’t like this skeet you’re biphobic

Got high and then my friend left so I sat on my couch and sang the entire boygenius record a cappella to myself

Ever crush so hard on someone you feel it in your kidneys

How I feel logging onto twitter with a bluesky invite in my back pocket

You got a 9 to 5, so I'll take the

Who will help me make the dream a reality

The state of the world: 🙁 The way Lorde pronounces “marijuana” in Dominoes: 🙂

Happy Memorial Day to me bc I’m always serving (asked my friends beforehand if this was too basic to skeet and they said yes but to proceed anyway)

Good morning skwitter how is your weekend going

The people’s mommy

The people’s mommy

Zero likes? I thought this was the horny app… wtf