i love gaylor because i ALSO love imaginative play! what if harry styles were a centaur?

last night i tried making scissor cut noodles to accompany a gingery chicken dish i was pulling together, and i can’t believe how simple and effective this was? it took like 15 minutes and two pantry staples to really pull together that meal. already trying to think of other opportunities for them.

chappell roan in fortnite. sabrina carpenter on the muppet show. everyone’s talking about the gay hockey show. this is all simply incredible stuff.

Chappell Roan stuns in Fortnite.

i’m getting ads for the weed communion wafers again

miss piggy and sabrina carpenter dueting islands in the stream …

i just want kermit’s frog to sound like my good friend kermit the frog again

there’s a desire path of trammeled down footprints through an unshoveled portion of the pedestrian walkway at the office, and it’s so heavily lined with zyn containers that they may as well be cobblestones

/ BOSTON / SUNSET / TUESDAY / FEBRUARY 3 / 5:01 PM / 1ST SUNSET AFTER 5 PM SINCE NOVEMBER 1 2025

the petliner... yay

no spend january dispensed with, it’s savage x fenty impulse buy february

ate kuromi’s face for breakfast + filed my taxes from bed over coffee. having accomplished this, i now keep irresponsibly excusing myself from all other household tasks and chores. 😈

“cabbage is a recession indicator” is the crazymaking hot take that’s making me feel like i have no idea what other people even actually eat.

please know when I use the ✨ emoji, I do not mean anything to do with AI. they stole my emoji from me.

Man this is really something

bakery had kuromi

this year i want to enjoy the city like a tourist. get on a duck boat, take a haunted trolley tour, go to faneuil hall and get scammed by a bracelet seller,

at hmart the other night i was able to buy a plastic drinks cup with a single huge spherical ice cube and two lemon slices inside, and i think it’s criminal that you can’t get these at every gas station or convenience store in the country. let me cold my drinks with the orb on demand.

tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY

accidentally changed the order of the application icon tiles on my phone, and now i don’t remember the previous order but my fingers still do. i’m here at the office opening the bird identification app instead of my authenticator.

@coeyandshy.bsky.social @coeykuhn.bsky.social ‘s sinners & saint sticker series is SO FFFFFUCKING GOODDDDD had to grab another set for my planner

having thoughts about this product announcement

we’re making chicken schnitzel with lemon potato wedges in our kitchen tonight, but first i’m dunking this chicken directly into a vat of pickle brine and gochugaru to marinate and chill out.

listen i usually root for the home team but i’m not people’s greatest fan today

Diligently avoiding second round of shoveling, so more spiky sheepgirl doodlin'

murmuring things like “normal thoughts and actions…” while i cut my hair in the bathroom mirror

trying to think of any media property that squandered my good will as quickly as ofmd

my ideal tablecloth is just moominmamma’s apron, but nobody wants to sell me that. only boho florals.

i can’t listen to when you were young if the track wasn’t downloaded right off limewire, where’s the voice going KROQ???

still trying not to fully rely on national grid to keep the place warm, so i’ve got the oven preheating while i make the streusel topping for a big coffee cake. maybe chocolate chip brownie is next? we’re gonna win this fight with three space heaters and some baked goods.

if you (like me) spent the day away from your phone and are just now getting around to checking socials? please consider turning off autoplay and leaving to check a few headlines before proceeding any further here tonight.

at a cuuuuute animal crossing update and hot cocoa event a local library is hosting

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

here's a listing of mutual aid fundraisers for massachusetts families impacted by ICE enforcement (via lucemass.org) operationmilkweed.org

@mayorwu.boston.gov has declared a cold emergency in the City of Boston for Friday, January 23, through Sunday, January 25, due to the extreme cold weather forecasted for this time period. ➡️ www.boston.gov/news/mayor-w...

is it frowned on to ask your local crystals and candles tarot shop for their secret menu

dropped my little yellow yeti mug on the floor, and now the mug is fine but the floor isn’t………

does your partner stick the butter knife directly into the toaster to retrieve their toasts? does it scare the hell out of you??? introducing: the toaster tongs. ours are shaped like a little bird, and its eyes are magnetic so it can stick right to the side of the toaster.

i’m not saying that our little girl cat is the biggest freak in the world, i’m just saying that if there was a contest to determine the true title holder i wouldn’t be opposed to letting the judges decide …

they never tell you about how embarrassing getting older is! i’m in the waiting room of a dentist’s office actually misting up with sentimentality about a five for fighting song on the radio

i am a notorious soups disliker, but i’ve been out here making whole carcass chicken soup from scratch for a couple of hours now and honestly i’m having a ball doing it. this shit is just a type of playing potions.

i'm watching ari do the weapon bequeathed harmonia fight and this is simply digimon to me

reviewing my posting activities in the days leading up to the release of space jam 2 and concluding that i was being sooooo normal and regular about it. also: i’d forgotten that they crammed in cameos for as many WB properties as possible??

thinking all the time about the end of space jam 2 and how riotously strange and funny it found the ending where everyone did big sentimental weeping over the death of bugs bunny until he disappeared into a bunny shaped beam of light in the sky

doing battle with the wicked part of my soul that wants to go “who’s my little pogcamp?” when i bring cookies and hot coffee in for my peacefully gaming partner