Feeling crazy. Might find a dalish clan to sacrifice. More at 11

Woah, woah, are you raising your voice...at the best god who ever did live, no one gods quite like him, everyone says he’s the best god, no one else can compare to this god, Lord Elgar’nan?

ok Elgar’Quaad

Anyone in the mood to… sacrifice themselves in honor of the best god who ever did live, no one gods quite like him, everyone says he’s the best god, no one else can compare to this god, Lord Elgar’nan? 👁️🫦👁️

I NEEF A MF’ON VACATION THESE VENATORI FUCKED UP BY LETTING ROOK GO THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO CRY WHEN I SACRAFICED THEM INSTEAD????? BE SO FR RN!!!!!!!!!!!

Solas, Mythal, Elgar'nan, ... My list is very long. They are all hot messes.

I’ve only just come across your account (instant follow) but I fear you may like this GIF I made…

WHATEVER DWEEBS. BOYCOTT IF YOU WANT. #ELGAR'CON2025 FOREVER!!

Sorry I'm not home right now. I'm organizing a cartpool to Arlathan to celebrate Elgar'Con.

“DrAgOn AgE DaY” Incorrect. It is Lusacan Day.

you will join me, and give thanks to the all father who brought you all the mercy of the blight.

Things to know: - admin is 30+ - minors DNI - this is purely shitposting, don’t expect serious roleplay to come out of this account. i do this for fun when i remember the account exists - flirting & suggestive banter is ok - idk much elven and i’m too lazy to utilize the lexicon

We must cancel Mythal

GOOD MORNING BLIGHT CITY‼️ Today’s temperature is 69 in both freedom units and the rest of the world units. 🌡️ The weather shows despair and subjugation on the horizon 😪, with a chance of freezing rain. 🌨️ Remember to bow to the All Father and he may show you mercy 🥰😜🤩🫶👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

i got my custom wrap off of temu

On today’s podcast episode: Blight in your everyday life! All of its many uses and how to utilize it in your daily life! Plus many tips and tricks on how to use it to make your loved ones conform to your will. Reject change, embrace the blight. As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen early.

He Who Overthrew His Father wants u to go to flavortown

I known to the masses in the modern era simply as: Gary, CEO of The Blight

Yeah ok whatever u say

tummy ache victim :(

Rejct Pumpkin spice, embrace Blight Spice. Coming to your neighborhood.... now.

Google search: How to tell if Nair was put into your shampoo bottle? Google search: Why is all my hair falling out? Google search: Does Fen’Harel historically use Nair in trickster attacks? Google search: Real horse hair wigs.

omg... E-Girl'nan.

On this weeks podcast episode: “Good value elves keeping their vallaslin on: why it shows respect.” As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen 2 days early.

The only kissing you should be doing is kissing ass, as I do, to our great Lord Elgar'nan and Lady Ghilan'ain.

Big dick daddy is back in town

On today’s podcast episode “Elgar’nan: why is he so cool and hot and fun to be around?” As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen first.

who wants to hold hands and frolick through the blight fields with me

i spent all this time decorating the archons palace and no one has yet to compliment me. i built this place blight tendril by blight tendril

dragons? yeah dragon my bawls all over thedas

No, my arch nemesis is NOT Kate.

on this weeks podcast episode- “the lies of fen’harel: elgar’nans roast of an elven fool” patreon subscribers get to listen 48 hours early

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Twilight is awesome idc what anyone says

Another follower. And ghilan’nain says i do no work smh

if u interact with my posts ur now blighted btw sorry i dont make the rules (i do)

sorry for the lack of posting ive just been way too busy blighting everything

"Blight Everything" podcast coming soon to every corner of Thedas

what’s up elgar’bros and welcome to my podcast

Wassup da’lens- it’s me, your lord and savior elgar’nan coming to you from the archons palace. Living my best life and looking beautiful while doing so

just call me elgar’daddy

next elgar’con i promise twice the swag in the goodie bags

Time to go read elgar’rook smut

… sure

Frank Frank Frank I did a thing. I got too eppy to post yesterday. @frankfully.bsky.social Woo-ing Elgar'nan attempt 🤭 @elgardaddy69.bsky.social how do u resist this???

@abelasisthatbitch.bsky.social I am needing you to find me a new therapist. You set me up with the last one so you will do it again, presumably.