First, Labyrinthine can absolutely kick rocks /pos. Second, can I talk to you about our Lord and Savior, Tentacles-in-a-Fog-Town?

The most me image to ever image.

The best part about waking up at 4am is just how quiet it can really be.

I don't need it...I don't need it....I don't neeeeddd itttttt. I NEED IT. *SLAMS PURCHASE BUTTON*

You were never ready to make the sacrifices that leadership requires.

Heh.

Did you know four sticks of live wires have 150 calories?

Vex's infinite bleed build is *chef's kiss*

You deserve love. Yeah you. You reading this. I won't hear any arguments. Ah, ah--no, no, shaddup. You deserve love.

Treating myself to a ✨midlife crisis✨ early.

YAKUZA KIWAMI 3?!?!?!? ASDFGHJKL;

If you dehumanize others, you first dehumanize yourself. That's it. That's the skeet.

This is the single greatest joke I've ever written.

I am not an uncle and, in all likelihood, will never be an uncle. But does this mean that I cannot become unc? Much wow. Many questions. Very excite. Very excited.

The Dexter memes on TikTok are killing me.

When I was a history-obsessed child, I remember thinking "those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it" was a cliche. Because it felt so obvious to say at the time, like duhh? I do not feel the same way anymore. Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

😶

My red flag is that every meme where it's like "every man thinks they can do this" is about me. I could land a plane or solo a gorilla. But make no mistake, it's not about my ego. I simply hate admitting I can't do something as much as I hate being told what to do...maybe it is about my ego.

I'm on vacation for the week, which means I am touching grass* *Ok, by that I mean I am a sloth playing video games all day every day who may or may not go outside at some point but who is definitely cutting access to the internet by at least 95%*

Birthday Duck Parade🦆🦆🦆 My birthday is on the 17th and it would just make my day if we could do a duck art share🦆 Doodle ducks, draw your OCs as duck, share ducks with me underneath this post on the 17th🥺💕

Ilu Kilo and Glitch. No one could ever make me hate you.

Borderlands 4 understands I want to turn my brain off and blow shit up. Gravity? Optional. Explosions? Everywhere. Zaniness? I am still thinking about the Breeding Daisies quest. Singularity Throwing Knives + ability dumping on enemy crowds. It is B E A U T I F U L.

Did my first Vault in BL4. Crying, screaming, throwing up doesn't even begin to cover it. 😂

Note to self: do not announce, during a quiet car ride consisting of myself and my Halloween-loving wife and children, that I am cancelling Halloween.

"Breeding Daisies" is CERTAINLY a Borderlands quest. omg.

For lunch, I'm thinking about a Jelly and Peanut Butter sandwich.

Gonna fuck around and start saying/writing "Pepper and Salt." Your move.

The amount of power music has over my mood should be, quite frankly, studied. The Algorithm's ability to identify my mood and provide music specifically for that mood is terrifying.

I am SO ready to lose myself in Borderlands 4 this weekend

Y'all, I lost "organizational privileges" ☹️😂

Playing Unpacking while Mrs. and Little Miss Duckworth judge me harshly 😬😤😂

Dramatic irony in the afternoon, eh? I should take naps more often.

what if my gayass told you 🫵 that blight me is now just an oc yap space fullstop!! to talk abt ocs, oc shipping, vp, rp, writing, drawing, qotd, etc 🖤 we've made some medium-sized changes around here and now it's back from the dead!! courtesy of some necromancy. i would love to have you 🫶

Blue Prince = Blueprints 🤯

TPK in Phasmo

Forgot to eat so far today

Walmart not having what I need

Born to video game, forced to adult.

>:(

IT IS AND IT'S PROBABLY ROOK'S FAULT

~3 hours till I'm home. I miss my wife, Dr. Eggman. I miss my children: Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails. I'm sooooooo freakin hype.

When I tell someone I've taken some time off in the next few weeks, they always ask if I'm doing anything/going anywhere. And I don't quite know how to tell them I intend to fuse with my recliner, controller permanently affixed to my hands. I will be so stationary that I welcome petrification. 🗿

Most of the time I prefer my brain to be in the OFF position. Yes, there is a switch. Yes, sometimes I turn it on and off rapidly. And yes, maybe it can get stuck in the OFF position from time to time. But as a prime example, I forgot where I was going with this. ✌️

My hinge may be un'd. More examination may be required.

Seated on a long ass flight right next to the lavatory. HELP 😭

As much as I deal with them, I don't think time zones will ever not be annoying.

If you ever think to yourself, "Joshua, are you capable of being serious," then you should know... The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

What if swooping was good, actually?

The chicken scratch wars have begun.

...duck. ORLESIAN duck...but duck.