Y'all, Thedas = The Dragon Age Setting 🤯 Y'all, Blue Prince = blueprints 🤯 Y'all, Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time = cuz it's about time and it was about time for the game 🤯 Y'all, Clair Obscur = French 🤯 Y'all.

There's a very high chance, this holiday season, that a young gamer receives their first console and puts 67 in their gamertag while snickering to themselves. But they'll be embarrassed about it in a decade or so, and I think that's beautiful.

This weekend's menu includes: -Assassin's Creed Mirage's Valley of Memory update -RedSec -Phasmo(it doesn't leave rotation, easily my most played game of the year) -probabbbbly some Veilguard - Cutting Firewood. That's not a game, I just need to cut more firewood lololol 🫡

Anxiety: You should probably be a little more mindful of what you skeet sometimes. ME:

I am willing to do my due diligence, as a supporter of the Grey Wardens, to be physically intimate with Darkspawn...ya know, for science.

We joke, we laugh, we suppress our trauma.

House's Head + Wilson's Heart is like the PB&J of Television.

I think 11 is too young to become the Inquisitor. Just sayin'

Making some D&D stuff (tables, outlines, etc.) in a notebook on a flight, and the attendant asked if it was homework. And like, it kinda is? Lmao But I'm just excited someone thinks I'm "youthful" enough to have homework when in reality I'm the old man yelling at clouds meme.

hi everyone. I know I haven’t been around as much lately but I could seriously use some help. Usually my dad helps me a lot financially, but right now he’s covering me more than usual, cause my checks are being garnished due to an unpaid medical bill. (Continued-) ko-fi.com/mightybean76...

Hey, so, this is evil.

What? WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? Joke's on you, I already can't hear.

If you think about it, thermometer + crucifix is playing Tank in Phasmo. AND Nell's Diner SLAPS

Mrs. Duckworth is picking pecans while I split firewood. That's what I call peace ☺️

The ability to pause a cutscene

Dispatch FUCKS.

United, please. That's not how time works. (Just a little goof. That's all this remark is. But also how about we pay people when they're doing their jobs? Revolutionary.)

In other news, Starfinder: Afterlight via Epic Tellers got fully funded and met stretch goals. So they’re adding a ton of new things and FULLY voicing the game. store.steampowered.com/news/app/324...

Bluesky, I promise I'm not rude or don't try to be. I'm just socially awkward. Sorry, Bluesky, my bad. 😅😆

@ flight news while I am currently 2100+ miles away from home

What a month

I'm from middle of nowhere, Alabama, where everyone is on food stamps and getting out of poverty is akin to winning the lottery. I won the lottery; most don't. As a kid on food stamps... -I called some bread and A condiment a sandwich. -Panicked every time there was a weekend/no school.

Your honor, I love her. My anniversary Rook 😍

HELP. I'm debating what I want my Anniversary Rook to be. I want to play a Dwarf (as I've only done one), but I also want to play a mage. HELP. WHAT DO I DO.

*Insert the Take My Money Meme Here* www.thegamer.com/alix-wilton-...

He has a tattoo that says, "No Ragrets" 100%

Azure outage stopping me from making my Outer Worlds 2 himbo is, quite frankly, very rude.

tadaaaa... still adjusting some settings but this is my youtube channel where i will be streaming datv starting October 31st at 6pm pst 💜

Am I a joke to you?

I've been thinking about Veilguard's anniversary for months now. What could I say? What should I say? Should I say anything? I loved this game at launch, I love it today, I love everything it brought into my life. That's that (in 4000 words cuz I yap too much) gamerant.com/dragon-age-v...

👀👀👀 gamerant.com/baldurs-gate...

Do you know how many cybersecurity trainings I've sat through? Yet, here I am, tempted by the allure of love and $7 Million USDT(whatever that is)

I'm going to just be the biggest himbo I can in The Outer Worlds 2, I sweaaaaaar.

#DeathStranding2Spoilers #DS2Spoilers I don't know if that works or whatever, but LOOK AWAY -------maybe spoiler--- I swear, if Tomorrow ain't Lou, I might blow a gasket. <-- Guy who has somehow dodged all Death Stranding 2 spoilers.

In case you were wondering.

It's a ~villainous~ Saturday

My friends are trying to convince me to do a d&d podcast. I dunno lol.

First, Labyrinthine can absolutely kick rocks /pos. Second, can I talk to you about our Lord and Savior, Tentacles-in-a-Fog-Town?

The most me image to ever image.

The best part about waking up at 4am is just how quiet it can really be.

I don't need it...I don't need it....I don't neeeeddd itttttt. I NEED IT. *SLAMS PURCHASE BUTTON*

You were never ready to make the sacrifices that leadership requires.

Heh.

Did you know four sticks of live wires have 150 calories?

Vex's infinite bleed build is *chef's kiss*

You deserve love. Yeah you. You reading this. I won't hear any arguments. Ah, ah--no, no, shaddup. You deserve love.

Treating myself to a ✨midlife crisis✨ early.

YAKUZA KIWAMI 3?!?!?!? ASDFGHJKL;

If you dehumanize others, you first dehumanize yourself. That's it. That's the skeet.