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Oh, okay. EVERY TIME.

sometimes friendship is rook and i checking in to like each others posts if we havent been online in a hot minute and exchanging words once every month or something

Tomato sandwiches 🤤

Mrs. Duckworth: Nobody's allowed to piss you off but me!! 😏 Me: If you could do that less, it would be appreciated. Mrs. Duckworth: No! Where would the fun in that be?? 😊 Me: 😐 Mrs. Duckworth: 😚

I call this the Millennial-Gen Z Experience

The fact there ain't a Zohran Mamdani edition of Cards Against Humanity feels like a crime against humanity.

What. Do. You. Mean. It's. Friday.

“yeah i can tell it was AI generated. how? just vibes, yeah. it has that certain gen-AI sais quoi”

Went to sleep late (830pm) Woke up early (12am) Kissed the game goodbye (left the Switch behind to still hit gym at 330am) Baby, it's Goodnight Shirley (idk I'm delirious)

It came to me in a dream.

The energy to spam Summer Game Fest streams (and State of Play) with "We Want Destiny 3" is admirable. That's community. The wasted energy to spam SGF streams with variants of Highguard 2, Concord Remastered, etc., is quite frankly disgusting. Like. Find a better use for your time. All of u, rn.

Google. Please. I don't live in Idaho. I've never been to Idaho. I have no ties of any sorts to Idaho. My location is on with every device I have 😭 Why, oh bloody why, do you think I'm an "Idaho Local" no matter how many times I fix this!!!!!

My area is getting internet service from Spectrum next month. Joyous day 🥹

"Nearly 500 followers" on the internet is cool. "Nearly 500 followers" in Podunk middle of nowhere is indicative of a cult. "Nearly 500 followers" in a literal sense would be a panic-inducing, why-are-you-all-following-me scare.

God of War Laufey looks so damn good and frickin Hughie/Jack Quaid is the daggum cube!!!! 🥹

I got new Pumas today and I'm quite happy about it

I have been asked to baby sit the dragon.

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My toxic Overwatch trait is I think I'm the world's greatest Sigma, and no evidence to the contrary will ever be remotely considered.

Life be lifin, which means my backlog be backloggin. So many games I wanna play 😭

"The world's a stage, but unfortunately, it's full of bad actors" - Shakespeare in the Year 2026, probably

Weapon durability discourse on the skyline before this DLC was announced is quite funny tbqh

Accidentally woke him up at 3am, so I told him happy birthday before he went back to sleep. He said happy birthday back. I'm still laughing lmao.

My youngest child will be 8 tomorrow. He didn't want to ask for A LOT, he says, so his birthday present wish list included a horror game, a gaming chair, a VR headset, and a 3D PRINTER. He understands the quantitative value of "a lot," but clearly not the monetary one. Did I mention he's 8???

"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy."

"I drink too many energy drinks to be 31...I am 31, right?"

Hot dropping on Cage in Apex just to feel something.

24K signatures in 7 hours is pretty dope www.change.org/p/petition-s...

Damn, Amazon, I know I live in the middle of nowhere, but c'mon, that long?

The idea had been on my mind for a long time, but I finally took the plunge: so here’s a new piece of fan art of Dragon Age: Veilguard (the colours and composition really gave me a hard time this time!). #dragonage #fanartㅤㅤㅤ #digitalartㅤㅤㅤㅤ #lucanis #emmrich #neve #rook

[Playing Apex] My buddy: I need to upgrade my CAR [SMG] Me: How much is that gonna set you back? 🚗💲😀 My buddy: 🦗🦗🦗 Me: 🥹

I either over-enunciate every single letter in "tire" because I'm painfully aware of the way I want to say it, or it's coming out as a big old fat TAR.

Geese are evil!!!!! EVIL!!!!

A wise man named Waldo once said, "If it weren't for bad luck, we'd have no luck."

Antivan Crows, Grey Wardens, Lords of Fortune, Mourn Watch, Shadow Dragons, Veil Jumpers

Why did Rook call Solas "pasty?" ...because they were trying to egg him on.

Nobody upcharges quite like a family friendly Kpop concert, I have learned. Two drinks + two bags of popcorn? $25 Two $10 Dollar General-esque toys? $80 A BALLON WITH GLASHING LIGHTS? $50! My wallet is crying, but my kids are living their best life 😐

I have one weakness.

Starduck's face when it's his birthday, he's the birthday boy, but everyone's talking about Star Fox who has, yet again, stolen his thunder. He ain't even got any grapes yet. SMH.

drew a duck

After listening to their new audio drama, 'The Concierge', I contacted @northmiststudios.bsky.social's Sarah, Mary, and Sylvia (Former Dragon Age devs) to talk about what they are cooking over in Canada! And they were super sweet to answer my DA questions as well 😘 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAxo...

Tomorrow morning, I have an extra special vid coming out! @northmiststudios.bsky.social let me capture Mary Kirby, Sylvia Feketekuty, and Sarah Hayward for a two hours interview! We talked about what their project, The Concierge, going indie, and also indulging my burning Dragon Age questions!✨

Oh no, it's Revenge of the Fifth. ...something don't feel right.

May the Force Be With You! ...this is the funniest way to end this bit, istg.

I might be in love with Saros 😳

What's good for the goose is good for the gander, but see, me, I'm a duck.

May the Third Be With You! ...I'm going to figure this out, I swear.

May the Second Be With You! ...No, that's colder.