What if, and hear me out, my friends and I have been recording our D&D sessions? What if, and hear me out, we may be able to start releasing them soon? What if, and hear me out, we have no idea what we're doing and that's been the fun part of it. What if, and hear me out...This Roll is Permanent.

"Non-magical mayonnaise" carries with it a lot of implications that I am, at this juncture, currently uncertain about.

Waffle House with the family 😃

This weekend's video game menu: - Continued Adventures in Fallout 76 - Resident Evil Code Veronica - MAYBE Resident Evil 0 - co-op Borderlands 3 with Mrs. Duckworth - Donkey Kong Country Returns - MAYBE Big Hops Busy, busy weekend.

When you think about it, DATV has all the necessary food groups of daddy: wolf daddy, bone daddy, vape daddy, toxic dragon daddy, titty daddy, chest hair, and Lucanis.

So I don't blame anyone for not knowing that Vorgoth uses they/them pronouns because I think it's only mentioned once in the game from Emmrich and it's easy to miss but I think it's time for another reminder about it! It is also mentioned in the datamined early character profiles

Sweet tea ❤️❤️❤️ That is all.

It's apparently Appreciate a Dragon Day, so Urthemiel posting it is. My dragon of beauty <3

What if, and hear me out, video games?

New Life is Strange game hell yeah

Ughhhh, Blood of Dawnwalker has romance. Inject it directly into my veins pleaaasseeee.

Not to be dramatic or anything, but Spylt might just be the greatest discovery of my life

Butter beans, cornbread, and hot sauce makes me a happy man

Today's video game menu includes OG Resident Evil 3 and Fallout 76 and maybe a secret third thing.

Another successful day of Dungeons & Dragons in the books. Today, just a few words terrified my players: "He's still here."

My daughter got pink-and-blue braces today y'all, and I just need y'all to know she's mighty pretty with 'em. ☺️

Taco Bell always hits best after fixing an underground water leak. That's just facts.

Chaotic Evil is using the word "moist" as if it were acceptable everyday language.

Cool creative stuff is cool. That is all.

Fortune cookie: With great risk comes great reward Me: Say less

FOR ALL THE FRIENDS IN MY PHONE

Fereldans today: "Yeah, well, yesterday felt like the Dragon Age"

When you end a DND session and the players all yell no.

Fereldans today: "See you next Age 🤭"

Pass the elfroot, we gonna party like it's Dragon 9:13.

Lowkenuinely is low-key, genuinely, disrespectful to ken.

I think the most surprising thing about my return to Fallout 76 is how much fun I have with the public events. Like, the grind for legendary modules IS real, but it's FUN.

*crying in 'why can't I learn a single legendary mod in Fallout 76'*

Step 1: Do D&D prep Step 2: Work on outline Step 3: Write down a motif Step 4: Yell BARS and pat yourself on the back Step 5: No one is around, feel awkward about it.

If I had a nickel for every time I've gotten lost going to my in-laws' family gathering (hasn't changed since I was a teen) and ended up two towns over, I'd only have one nickel...but it's a very funny nickel.

Me to Mrs. Duckworth at 5:45am: "Rise and shine, my little ray of sunshine." Mrs. Duckworth: *HISSSSS*

My youngest child (7), the biggest social butterfly in my household: "I like being alone in dark rooms because I like the dark and I don't have to deal with people." So he DOES have a social battery! 😮

I've made a decision!

A kid born on Christmas Eve has gotta be good luck, right?

My Christmastime vibe

Happy Makermas ducks😄!

Me to Little Miss Duckworth: "All I want for Christmas is for you to be nice to me." Her, without hesitation: "Hmm. Let me think about it. NO." Why'd she have to be so quick with it 😭

How I'm pulling up to the Bsky Christmas party

Merry Eve of Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas Eve Eve, if you would.

ko-fi.com/meggie81039/... Hey guys T-T Happy Holidays! I really hate to ask but I made a ko-fi & a goal. I intend to offer comms too, when I can figure out how to post them as an option. Money is real tight (no job) & just as I thought I'd make it through the holidays my phone is breaking..+

If you play video games with me, there's a 100% chance I say "HE WAS TRYING TO FUCK ON ME" (greatest Cody Rhodes line ever, evergreen, PvE or PvP-oriented) and a 75% chance I say "IMMA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A POUND CAKE" (we're vibing, it's chill, I'm in my lane, 100% random every time).

Look at dat smile

A Level 2000 Fallout 76 player just gave me a bunch of loot. You an OG, Gamer of Chaos 🥹

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. I feel like this explains a lot???

Sausage balls are the best Christmas food.

Our debut game, Eternal Strands is on sale again for the Steam Winter Sale. Explore a ruined magical city full of constructs, climb everything, including huge creatures, and combine magical abilities in physics-based combat. Fully voiced, light romances. Enjoy store.steampowered.com/app/1491410/...

It's time to start thinking about Christmas shopping. Not time to shop yet, but definitely need to be thinking about it.

I won't have my interview with Jennifer Hale ready until the new year I reckon, but here's something we spoke about! Of course, it's Dragon Age. More specifically, how she feels about Krem more than a decade on www.thegamer.com/jennifer-hal...