This weekend's video game menu is hopefully wrapping up Pokemon LeafGreen and High on Life 2, while pining for Pokopia 🫡

Y'all wouldn't believe the way we hollered lol

I take great pleasure in preemptively responding "no" to anyone who I notice typing a message to me. It is like a top 3 daily moment. I shall cherish it forever and never stop doing it.

In my household, it's practically law that if someone says, "I'm tired, Grandpa," everyone else has to holler, "Well, that's too damn bad."

It's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.

My personal conspiracy theory is that smash burgers are an attempt to sell less food at the same price (or higher). THERE, I SAID IT.

This weekend is gonna be Resident Evil Requiem, Pokemon LeafGreen, and High on Life 2. What a weekend.

Don't forget to set out Pikachu-shaped cookies and Miltank milk for Game Freak this Pokemon Day Eve.

speaking of Anaris, he accidentally does the 67 meme what a king

Why, oh why, am I discussing "Joshuamaxxing"and "yeeyeemaxxing" with someone at 10am on a Saturday morning. I haven't even had my coffee yet.

The primary duty as a father at a Daddy-daughter is not to dance. It is to hold things. I've got stickers, heart glasses, a scrunch, and red foil thingies. I hold all the things.

Over a decade ago, a close friend and I stumbled around my yard, and we had one of those big life conversations that you just keep to yourself. Among other things, he told me that I need to stop overthinking everything. And I think about that to this day, so clearly he was onto something. 😬

The game industry be profit-maxxing, fun-minimizing, open world so big it’s chore-maximized. We are cooked. Speedrun the bag, day-one patch ahh built different, not giving main character energy. Lowkey we are so back. Fixing it is crazy work. Communication ghosting arc. The math not mathing.

Here's what TikTok has been doing to our work & art without our consent.

Yessssssssss. www.pokemon.com/uk/pokemon-n...

Make bad games, get laid off. Make good games, get laid off. Make great games, get laid off. Make it make sense.

If I get spoiled on Resident Evil Requiem, I'm gonna fist fight the person at Waffle House. JUST SAYIN. 😤😤😤😤

The logic I usually use is the Rock, Paper, Scissors of DATV. Mages beat Dragons. Dragons beat Assassins. Assassins beat Mages. Rock, Paper, Scissors. Mages, Dragons, Assassins.

*deep breath* SHUCCCCCCCCKLLLLLEEEEEEEE

I have a rule on nights insomnia hits. Basically, if it gets to 2am and I'm still awake, I just get up for the day. Sleep shall have me whenever it claims me after then. Anyway, good morning. Good looooooong morning.

My friend made a game about dating guns, PolyArmory: store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/... It’s totally free, which is true love right there.

RE7 was fantastic, loved every second of it. RE2 remake is toppppp notch. Only RE3 Remake, Village, and RE4 Remake to go. 12ish days till Requiem. 😄

The Veilguard remains vigilant for Caroline's return.

My favorite thing about Gen Alpha memes is how short-lived they are before they're no longer fun/cool, says a guy torturing his children with "6-7" now. 😈

The logical upgrade after Blood Dragon armor.

Your honor he’s doing the best he can #Anders #DragonAge

Hey Dragon Age fam! Jessica Clark is going live today at 3PM EST on Youtube for her Streamily signing! Here is the link! I'm excited to finally check out one of her streams! www.youtube.com/live/7wMtwZs...

Got my Solas Funko POP!!!

I've been debating doing a generation run of Nuzlockes (Gen 1-9's latest/best versions) when I finish some other stuff, so the fact that FireRed and LeafGreen are apparently coming to Switch is just immaculate timing.

I feel like I also need to share this edit where I said "stick that fake disguise mustache on Solas instead" from yesterday🤣

THEY'RE REAAAALLLLLLLL gamerant.com/dragon-age-v...

If Scream 7 were a video game, it would be the first 'AAAAAAA' game.

Corny and cheesy mean the same thing, which means street tacos are cringe. The commutative property then means that cringe = cool because street tacos = cool. Be street tacos. Be cringe. Be cool. Listen, I'm just as surprised as you are by the shit that comes out my mouth.

caroline will return in avengers: doomsday

Maybe the real Caroline is the friends we made along the way.

Caroline is multiplying 😬😬😬

Caroline has a river now???

get this man glasses

My daughter turns 10 this month, and I'm not quite sure I'm prepared for two of my kids to be in double digits.

Stealing from ALL Y'ALL

I have 19 days to finish: RE6 Revelations 2 RE7 RE2 Remake RE3 Remake RE Village RE4 Remake

I heard Caroline liked to hang out in Lowtown and Darktown. She frequented Kirkwall either way.

FUCK SHE FOUND ME

Caroline hasn't found me yet. Safe ✅

Why did Hawke miss their rendezvous with Sebastien? ... They were trapped...beyond the Vael.

Idk. I think 7 times is too many screams no matter how scared you are.

Wood.

...continue the game's story...?