To celebrate Bluesky not crapping on h0rny hours... I am going to make a thread of random nsfw headcanons about my Blorbos (both Elgar'nan and Vallira when applicable) but I'm going to do sketches as much as possible just to give me something to focus on. 👀 #sulahneran #nsfw 🔞

I'm fiercely a Hawke x Varric shipper. And Hawke gets left behind in the fade during Inquisition because I like pain, Bianca is a friend not a lover, sorry is a crossbow not a lover. And Rook in my HC does hallucinate Varric post stab, but it's Solas mimicking Varric's form in his dream state.

Based on a Godzilla meme:

Temp hiatus is being upgraded to a hiatus for a few days (or at least until shark week hits) because I am having a rough time of it and I feel like I am a burden and that I annoy everyone. I can't do anything right. I can't even have normal crash outs that don't overwhelm people. #venting

....... I am a dirt cat 🤣

Years ago I challenged myself to draw with whatever I found around me, like charcoal from the stove, coffee, tea etc. It also had to be done in max 1h. I'm doing it again bc I was gifted palo sticks and after burning the charcoal seemed so good. I chose VP from last week as ref.🫣 #Zia'sArt #speedart

Translation: “well shit, they saw right through our attempts to silence those troublesome queers en masse & then yelled about it to high heaven, guess we’ll have to try to slip this in under the radar later when they’re not looking 🙄”

I was into Emmrook first for a few months. Beginning of March 2025 is when I started into my Elgar'nan fixation and haven't left since. 💪 #Elgar'nan #Elgarook #DragonAge

I just realized I missed both my Elgy-anniversary AND my Bluesky anniversary. 🥺 Sorry Elgar'nan. 😭

QRP with your Pride flags 🏳️‍🌈 I'm nonbinary and Asexual. I've identified as these for a while now. Umbrella identities, and I still use them. Autigender and Fictosexual are more specific identities I explored around this time maybe two years ago. I think they fit the best truthfully.

Alternative promo post: "Watch in horror as I lick the floors of elgar'con for lore and simp for old elven dudes fighting like highschoolers for 2 hours"

Tomorrow, Elgar'nan plans to sacrifice an entire Dalish clan. Rook already has enough innocent blood on her hands- so maybe we can save someone this time?? It's time for my favorite main quest, BLOOD OF ARLATHAN ✨ www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xVx...

So to get around the NSFW problem for now, what I'm going to do is turn off the moderator for it. Could also mute the NSFW tag instead maybe. I think it still does the drop down. Just sucks I have to do this so I don't miss people's posts

#nikadraws Last day of mermay but we did it!!! Merbran at last!!!

I'll name him out with the reason I pissed him off. Mr Po*noi. I didn't pronounce the oi hard enough and he took it personal. He was a history teacher and every test came with a list of all the answers out of order on a separate paper. Well he handed out the test once and skipped me #venting #abuse?

This month is looking to be rough for stuff going on at home. Simultaneously it is looking to be great because it's Pride month. Hopefully it cancels each-other out into neutrality so the rough bad stuff goes away. 😥

💛quick paint of Vallira #Sulahneran #elfenjoyers #EvanurisOC #DragonAgeOC

what if we summoned a bunch of pride demons to eat the queerphobes...haha just kidding...unless...?

@tuchonky.bsky.social did amazing bringing my babies to life!!! I'm utterly obsessed with them both 🥹

I asked @nickboraine.bsky.social for a scientific ranking as Professor Emmrich on who breasts most boobily in Thedas, and the results were stupendous. 💀🖤💚 Thank you for indulging my unhingedness 🤣 #dragonage #dragonagetheveilguard #datv #veilguard #emmrich #lucanis #davrin #solas #elgarnan

The Sun and The Moon, Elgar'nan and Mythal #Elgarnan #Mythal #DragonAge

It's time to be loud and proud about how gay we are again. (Like we ever stop but shhh) pfp.lgbt <- free pfp maker to add flags for your icons💛

This is how long it takes me before I immediately want to switch to first person POV btw. I am RESISTING hard because after the short exposition paragraph I want to try relying on painting the scenes with words rather than be in the POV of someone who sees them everyday.

@bsky.app really? That's your plan, hide it & pretend it doesn't exist instead of just telling people where the "hide NSFW" settings are? This is gonna TANK anyone that draws NSFW but does SFW commissions, YCHs, &so on! That is a *WILD* choice to make for an app built on NSFW art. Wow. Just. Wow.

Lord of the Dead, Falon'Din #DragonAge #Falon'Din #falondin

So Bluesky is making themselves look pretty for buyout it seems.

"ℐ 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝑒𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊..."⁣⁣ #DragonAgeVeilguard #DragonAge #Rook | #VPRedFriday #VPRepost | #VPSupport | #VPInspired #VirtualPhotography #ThePhotoMode #VPCommunity #Zia'sVP

"May the hands of our Saint keep us warm and protected from the shadows of the void" o Or something like that. Commission for @virea.bsky.social ✨

Using Vallira scaled at 1 (Right) Elgar'nan at 1.26 (what I normally scale him at for paintings) makes Vallira actually 5'11" not 5'6" (Left) Elgar'nan at 1.45 is what 5'6" should look like compared to a man scaled up to 8'...

𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 𝒟𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝓈⁣ #DragonAgeVeilguard #DragonAge #Veilguard #VPMagentaThursday #VPSupport #VPRepost #VPinspired #VirtualPhotography

finished still in time for #mermay! yey! there are many details so i recommend to view & zoom or check replies for closeups 🐟 #DragonAge #Elgar'nan #Solas #underwater #cutecreatures #cuteanimals #ocean #oceanlife #marinelife #merfolk #mermen #elfenjoyers

Harmony developed between Love and Benevolence 💛

First anime crush

RIP Bob You survived the space program, but you didn't learn your lesson. You had no concept of personal space. I hope the sewer treats you well. - my letter to a house spider Keywords for mutes: arachnid, arachnophobia

🧵 Following the trend of Paralives yapping in a single thread 💛 still exploring the game (elf ears mod)

🧵 I downed half a bottle of wine to stop the anxiety (it worked) and now all I want to do is yap about this AU I've been working on. Things may change but what I have so far works around the concept of "Modern Evanuris Biker AU"

🏮Quote with red🏮 Slightly cheating with the last one here but Red is my favorite color for Elgar'nan Graphic label for blood magic ritual and dicks out #nsfw #knifeplay #blood

ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɢɪʀʟ ʙᴀʙʏ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ʙᴜᴛ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴀᴜɢʜᴛʏ, ɪ'ʟʟ ʜɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴡʜɪᴘ ᴍɪꜱꜱ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴀꜱᴛʏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴄᴋ, ʙɪᴛᴄʜ #FreyaLavellan #DragonAge #ModernAU #Elfenjoyers

So after an epic crashout last night I have apparently decided Vallira not only technically betrays Elgar'nan, but makes out with him first before she does so. You know when he's making Rook kneel? Instead of it being Bellara vs Elgar'nan's blight control, Vallira distracts him and then Bell does

Sorry... Break again...

sketched my au Elgar'nan so my hand could remember how to draw with a pencil (oh, he really was born for a vampire setting, but forced to be a doomed elven god😔)

Oh yea btw their relationship is not always going to be so corny. I just am in a mood of focusing on the corny stuff. I'm posting and writing out of order 🫣

Me: I'll write smut this time! I'm gonna do it! Nothing is gonna stop me! Brain: PLOT! EMOTIONAL RELEVANCE! SILLY SHENANIGANS! LORE! archiveofourown.org/works/85456456 (1036 words, #nsfw 🔞 lightly )

describe your OC poorly in one sentence: Local autistic-flavored emotional support elf adopted a powerful man one breakdown away from apocalypse and decided all his red flags matched her outfit actually.

well I do now!

💛 I had a burst of confidence out of nowhere and wrote about 4,300 words of Vallira shenanigans during a summer solstice masked ball 🌙☀️ archiveofourown.org/works/85413691 #Sulahneran

I am Deceased. 💀

I think I decided that I'm going to go back to posting my writing on Ao3. I have a lot started, a lot of silly things. A lot of plot planned. But I think I like the one shot and small chaptered things format. And if the plot's inconsistent? Oh well. It's time I stop pretending to be good at this.

Stop! Music checkpoint 🎶 What was the last song you listened to? 🎶

Yea... Today turned into a "I hate people" kind of day...