Waaar is oooover iffff yoooou waaant iiit

I KNOW WHAT YOURE THINKING!!!!!!AND I DONT NEED YOUR REASONS!!!!!!

nanananananana

Hey Jude. Don’t let me down.

I can’t like my own tweet without people figuring that out I hate this app

(To the tune of strawberry fields forever) 🎶Beverly Hills chihuahua🎶

STOP SHOWING ME PORN

It feels like I put on a hazmat suit every time I open this app.

Why am I being suggested furry art. I do not mind furries. I do not hate them. People do. This is a sad reality, but I will be catalogued as one if they see me scroll through bluesky.......

Taking a stand

carmen considered leaving town today

Release a Second Remake of Mario 64 so People Chat Shit About That One Instead

Breeze

My dad nearly broke out of a parking lot because the woman who we were paying the parking did not accept US coins

NOBODY buy this domain!!!

ooma (one of my acquintances) has the cilantro soap gene 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

earlier in class today my teacher had a picture of nelson mandela and asked if anybody knew who he was and i said "morgan freeman" so confidently. im never showing my face there again

Took some pictures

Hello people of bluesky please excuse my lack of bleets. I know you are another audience so I do not export my tweets from twitter onto here.

welcome to the uhhhh #mcr

Unfollow

@modescene.bsky.social Come back.

My bro-nouns are cool/beans 😂😂😂 or awesome/beans

Made an archeological discovery.

Uno de los temas más bellos que produjo el mal llamado “rock nacional”. Los arreglos, la voz etérea de Federico Moura, las melodías, belleza total. open.spotify.com/track/6hiXQh...

Be the change you want to see in the world

P S A

UNLOCKABLE WEGA CHARACTER IN MARIO KART WORLD

Happy birthday to all my gay fans. Hammer and wrench kissing is the image for today.

@modescene.bsky.social girl come back.

Free rap lyrics idea @kendrick lamar Chopping up the beats like teppenyaki In my 'rari the road ain't rocky Taking down the opps like hockey Call me Minecraft, I'm chicken jockey

why are they purple

hopital

Blaze #blaze

Shadow #shadow

everyone is too good in here where is the hate

i am trying to bend the timeline to my liking it is difficult however

Happy Neil day to all who celebrate

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

you could walk up to an arch user and cuss them off and they wont say anything because they cant hear you #linuxjokes

waffle, quoth he, yet none did make merry

the way none gaf

good news i signed up for a free trial of weekend+ we're getting sunday 2

If they don't know your middle name, they not oomf. They ooma 🗣️

Lost gem from 2018: "Mondobegalovania". Posted by request from ooma (one of my acquaintances)

Time is a flat circle I am Sisyphus and you are my boulder