I’m DJing Confound In Sound on Saturday 4.4! Come boogie with me and Brian Buttlett 🚀

Felt cute for a lil date so here’s a pic

Just saw Project Hail Mary in IMAX and it was great!

It’s survivor Wednesday my dudes

Today was so annoying that I just want to publicly pre-apologize to my vape

clock it!

New mix! For the sunny, early spring days where it’s a little to chilly to open the windows but you crack ‘em anyway. ☀️ on.soundcloud.com/epjU8ZBtmvIU...

Donald Trump in 2012:

Why was Alan dressed like Weird Barbie?

I can’t stand when I send an email that is directed to a specific person by name and someone else replies to it instead. I WAS NOT ASKING YOU.

Tonight at the function a (presumably) straight man told me I was the prettiest guy there. Then someone else told me it was a pleasure to watch me dance. Good night!

Proof of life hello

While we’re all talking about Victoria Beckham, we need to talk about her incredible second album that never saw the light of day. @muumuse.com breaks it down: www.muumuse.com/2016/01/vict...

Because he will never admit to being wrong, I can only assume that we’ll now start talking about taking over Iceland, too, as if that was what always the plan. Somone please save us. Or at least send the asteroid!

They are doing this on purpose. Creating chaos and harm to distract from the Epstein Files, the shit economy, and their horrible approval that has turned into +15% Dem elections.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Well!

At Christmas, my entire family was deciding who was the sneakiest person there and they unanimously chose me. They’re right and I’ve never been more proud.

Ok for real, why is everyone obsessed with “tax dollars” and “tax payer money” like GET A REAL TALKING POINT

this is what being stoned in a movie theater feels like

Now that the release of the Epstein files is imminent, what stunt are we going to see to distract us? War? Big “tax cut” or money to Americans? I’m gonna go with war.

The way a royalty-free ukulele track sends shivers down my spine as a former YouTube creator 😬

Nothing kills a thirst/nude faster than keeping no-show socks on or having an open toilet in the background.

Seeing that Botox is now being branded as “wrinkle relaxer”. Like, “Every 4 months I get treated with a wrinkle relaxer…” oooh girl.

When you plug your phone in all night but it didn’t actually charge… ultimate betrayal.

Doesn’t seem like the move of someone who plans to move out in 3 year.

DJing at the mid-autumn festival today in Rochester 🌕 stop by to support AAPI business and talents here in WNY

I met my husband from a Facebook photo.

They're about to shut down the government to protect the Epstein Files from disclosure. Whatever is in the files must be so unhinged as to be beyond imagination.

This Tylenol stunt is nothing but another desperate grab for a win amongst fail after fail, and a distraction from things that actually matter.

Nexstar is trying to close a multi-billion dollar merger with Tegna. It requires the approval of Trump's FCC.

Cancelled my Disney+/Hulu accounts.

Ok wow putting myself first is both very painful and very rewarding. Who knew?

The coffee place in the lobby at my new office closing at 2pm is absolutely villainous. Everyone knows that 2:30/3pm is the necessary afternoon coffee time!

Real talk, are clowns the new pups, as in queer subculture? Or am I just now becoming aware of it?

August is Sunday, you know?

Am I getting sick or did I just eat 89 peanut M&Ms?

Me opening the fridge at 3am

Only cried twice so far post-Honcho Campout

That weird feeling when everything is going exceptionally well but you feel kinda sad?

Taking someone home from the bar >>>

Why do straight people have no spatial awareness at bars? Is that privilege?!

Such an annoying ick to have, but I can’t stand when people misuse “myself” or “and I” thinking they’re being more formal.

Leos are so annoying let’s just say it

Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.

Oooh! My new @simonmalvaez.bsky.social swimmy arrived just in time for the weekend! So comfy and sits just right. I’m wearing a medium. Check ‘em out —> simonmalvaez.com

This is… very bad.

Turns out, endlessly scrolling on my phone is not good for my mental health! 🙃

I used to host an entertainment video series and got to interview Miss Piggy lol

I turn milk into butter, and butter into money, and with the money, honey, I create the life that I like.