The Supreme Court explains its thinking on the Purcell Principle

This isn’t even remotely the flex he thinks it is.

They think you're stupid.

@marcmorehouse.bsky.social FS2 Aussie Rules FB.

Now this, this is just funny AF.

Also THIS.

@marcmorehouse.bsky.social Aussie rules on FS2

THIS.RIGHT.HERE.

At this point, you can basically just use these announcements to remind you when futures markets are opening in Asia.

the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too

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So, I was at an Indiana bar tonight that had almost half of its eight taps devoted to a local microbrewery. 👍 Three others to British/Irish beers (it is a soccer bar), but the lone tap remaining was Old Style. Things can still be done correctly right, @marcmorehouse.bsky.social ?

Oh great. Now I have to tell my kid the Deon Thomas story and there is no suspense because it’s alltotally legal now. (Free advice: don’t get a Chevy Blazer in the Midwest. Total rust bucket with all of that salt.)

@goodmer5.bsky.social So here we go again. Friend zones established and disestablished. But, my word, go Big Ten>>

“Everywhere I went in New York people openly loathed the very sight of me. So naturally I concluded that the entire city had gone crazy and I left. There was no other possible explanation.”

Too much hero ball from a John Calipari team? #sayitaintso

In my favorite bar with both remotes, Hawkeye basketball on the TV, other TVs on the tourney, and NCAA wrestling on the iPad.

Haven’t seen Siena put up such stubborn and ultimately futile resistance to a Duke since the last of the 16th century Italian Wars

You go, Miami of Ohio. Meanwhile, the only tourney expansion I would agree with involves putting all of those big conference bubble teams into the play in games. Let Cinderella rest so she can dance!

To quote from one of my favorite films, Raising Arizona, “That’s your whole goddamned raison d’etre, ain’t it?!?”

as Mahatma Gandhi once said, "you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall"

Iowa-Illinois WBB could be a thing. All we need is an illegal Chevy Blazer.

They keep pointing out that truth and actual facts don't matter. How long will we let them do this?

Thread. One of them knows what the Beatles stood for. The other one is Marco Rubio.

THIS.

Damn. This whole thread. The conservatives have always wanted to be cool, man. But the only problem is their values. Or lack thereof.

Drake Ayala understood the assignment.

Me: I don't totally understand what I'm watching but I love it. Them: I don't totally understand what I'm watching so I hate it.

Illini get totally bodied, no call. Fears gets touched, bucket and one. Ah the Breslin Center in OT.

The late night BTN announcers leave something to be desired. Somebody wake up Jess Settles!

The Steelers’ offensive line is offensive.

I dunno, that Duke's mayo pour was a little weak sauce. What say you @marcmorehouse.bsky.social ?

Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.

I swear I’ve made that very same play in flag football. Wave that I’m open (I was wide open), yet flubbed the catch. As Kirk Ferentz would say, “just didn’t execute.”

I feel like I should be selling fan disappointment futures for this this Alabama-Oklahoma game. Right, @marcmorehouse.bsky.social ?

To paraphrase Blazing Saddles, “one you re-establish yourself, they’ve got to respect you.” Extra ACC football!

Can't blame Matt Campbell for taking life-changing money. But, let's just say, there are some expectations with the new gig. 10 wins is the new floor.

it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.

So, go for the tie there. Or not.

Saw Wicked: For Good this weekend. Lots of fake gold bricks, demonization of others, and all of the moral compromises. It is amazing what one con man can do. Joel Grey totally called it 20 and 60 years ago.

OMG, Wisky. Act like you’ve been there before.

In Jan Jensen we trust. With the Ava Heiden boost.

MSU special teams unit is not going to enjoy the film session on that play. #21 IOWA GOAT!

Toronto fan at the bar just now, “That’s Ohtani five, Blue Jays five.”

Late night CFB slate has been quiet, “meh.”

@marcmorehouse.bsky.social There are always clues.

Kirk Ferentz with the Marcus Paschal reference in the post-game presser.

NO BEER!!

Checking our Friday night college football. Miami should never have called a pass play there. Dylan Raiola remains eminently sackable. And next is the Belichick show.

Damn. You can have your Tombstone, Top Gun, but this is my Val Kilmer. RIP. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThKW...