Take a sip. What's the worst that could happen? Absolutely legendary art by @grisser.bsky.social #Orctober #Bara

Leo: Keep your friends close (locked in your basement) but keep your enemies closer (imprisoned in a cursed amulet).

Forever this.

YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. CAN YOU TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT?

i know people are coming here for catharsis and that's fine but when you are done screaming please pick something you can do that will help people and do it. you don't accomplish anything by rolling around in the fear all day

Just helping out.

Can an evil wizard stop trying to control the world for 30 seconds so I can eat my lentil soup in peace

lol yeah that’s what it is. Not that they simply do not care because half of them are just consultants and the other half are rich dipshits who win either way

Hold the line—don’t use Meta apps. That’s what they want. We’ve hit their stocks, and they’re scrambling. This is about more than TikTok—it’s our First Amendment. Stay strong and united. How we respond now will prove them right or wrong. Show them our power. #tiktokrefugee #savetiktok

I hate when my dab pen leaks precum on my tongue like at least take me to dinner first wtf

Don’t talk about my Chinese spy like that:

Here are some nice mushrooms