Fucked up how late my weekend shifts are gonna be for the next three weeks lmaoo. Getting home after 2 am sounds pretty bad

Have I ever shown you guys my cinema cuck chair

Apparently a whole bunch of people think the rapture will happen tomorrow. If you're one of them and need to get rid of all your money before you ascend, lmk 👀

I was hit up by a friend who I haven't talked to in almost a decade and I haven't been this happy for a while

Demon Slayer movie was pretty good

feeding tha whores

Why do rich people always play regular golf when mini golf is so much more fun

I love a few quick matches (definitely not true at the end but you could just use up special to continue the combo)

Coworker told me that halloween falls on friday the 13th this year and she was completely serious :(

Alright then keep your secrets

I opened telegram after like a million years to see what's up and it turns out the three groups I'm in have sent a stupid amount of messages. Like 100k + at least

Mind the gap

If I still had a grandma I'd show her beamng car crashes and pretend they're real and we're watching the news

I caught a moving ambulance through a tunnel the other day

Didn't have to go to work today, so instead I extended my sleep by 10 hours and woke up at 7 pm

Calling the warframe hot sauces warmframe is so funny to me

Heavenly dessert

LOOK AT WHAT @dsurion.bsky.social DREW

comic

When the movie or game has a factory setting where they make a song using the beat their tools make >>>>>>>>>

Ayran is so fucking good

Paying etsy witches for a g̶o̶t̶h̶ ̶g̶f̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶p̶a̶i̶n̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶e̶n̶a̶i̶l̶s̶ good monthly income yes

ETSY WITCHES ARE HAVING A MOMENT

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Celebrating today with a pizza

Saw a video where people guessed other people's fart noises and it made me realize how similar our lips are to our butt holes

I bought lays chips with "kfc flavor" and while they don't exactly taste like chicken or anything like that, they are very nice

Yearly gobu upload happened yesterday www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ7D...

I don't get fursuits, but I also want a fursuit head and paws Idk. I'd probably like the actual suit part more if it was less of a mascot costume and more of an actual suit if that makes sense?

If you repeat "oops" really quickly it sounds like you're saying soup

I wonder where the guy who bankrolled the bored ape animated show is now

I really miss like OG gooseworx stuff. Digital circus is nice and all, but Elain and Runmo for example I like much much much better

I hate iceberg videos with a passion because most of them are sorted by popularity, not by how hard it is to find information on X thing

Who up making their worm go ueein nyough

AND ITS DONE watch next week ill say i wanna do another #sable #wild_magic

I've been struggling so much with facial and body hair recently. I feel like I'm shaving every day :(

Half Life but there's ferrets instead of snarks #hazeldraw

I've seen a lot of posts about "it happening" and I genuinely have no clue what's going on

Saw someone call people who use chatgpt for everything second hand thinkers and I think I'm gonna start integrating that term into my every day vocabulary

Beans @anduke.chungle.town 💜💜 #drawing #cute #furry #paws #2Dart

A new short documentary follows two people who met in virtual reality, as furries, who go on to complete a viscerally physical exchange: one donates a kidney to the other.

I bought an incredibly cheap sandwich maker from lidl today and this might be my new favorite thing in the kitchen. It only does one sandwich with two big slices of bread but I think that's perfect

I keep losing weight but my pecs are pretty much the same still. Either I got some insane muscles hidden there or I'm growing tiddies

Firefox on phones is a blessing. Watching youtube vids on your phone with an adblock is so nice and no more awful redirects where you have to press back like seven times

wait what do you mean the minotaur is gay