I maintain that “Spawn,” if read from #1 to #100, is actually good. I can't imagine, though, reading that as a monthly and can understand why people found it plodding. Although I think that pace really nails home Al as a character. There is a real character arc there.

Millennial nostalgia shall go undefeated. These are our Precious Moments figures.

HRT is a real bitch.

Denver the Last Dinosaur feels like a bigger deep cut then if they did the Snorks.

I keep thinking about Tim Burton's two Batman movies as an allegory to the queer experience, and how Batman Returns is really about being trans.

Playing a Sega game on a Nintendo console really was joining the dark side.

I’m going to take the piss but I’ve always found this a weird identity. I play games and experience them but I’m not a “gamer” any more then i am a “booker” or an “albumer”.

Liquid Snake never had this problem.

It just occurred to me you could easily do a gender-bent X-Files. For one, Fox Mulder is already extremely twink-coded (we also know what David Duchovny looks like in drag. Thank you David Lynch). Hell, you would not even need to change the name; Fox is not exactly gendered.

Fun fact: If you start playing the original PS3 version of Metal Gear Solid 4 today, you'll finish the games final cutscene exactly on August 27.

I guess it's time to binge the X-Files. That's never been bad for my mental health.........

Looking at shape wear was probably not the most mentally healthy thing to do.

When I was a kid before the 89 movie and briefly afterwards, this was the look of the Batman comic book world I remember.

Doing this on hard mode as I am installing the game on my Mac via CrossOver.

I think it's about time I sat down and played through the Sherlock Holmes The Awakened remake. I played the OG one when it came out.

The Verizon call filter app tried to give me a 2025 Wrapped and my god this trend has reached peak saturation.

you should give money to diza (I need a new phone) ko-fi.com/merzboat

yeah I need FFS Friends Food Sex

It's the classic you need a straight man to put the zany one into perspective. The absurdity of the circumstances is what sells it.

This is extremely work in progress and part of a HUGE undertaking, but I wanted to share some "proof of life" for getting Game Informer magazine's original screenshot captures from way back in 1993 recovered off of digital backup tapes. If they had any lost builds, we might be able to recover images

I have only ever returned 3 games in my life. One of these will get me shot on here, but oh well. Fallout: New Vegas Brink Ninja Gaiden III (2011)

One book 📚 - Great Expectations by Charles Dickens One movie 🎥 - Raider of the Lost Ark (1982) One album 💿 - Hurry Up, We're Dreaming (2011) One TV show 📺 - Firefly (yeah I am one of those people) One game 🎲 - Mass Effect

Messianic indeed

And they say rock is dead.

Is hyperbole a crime now? Do we have to stop referring to songs as catchy and infectious because music isn’t actually a disease?

My biggest issue with omnibus collections of comic books is just how no one makes any good ones. All of them are of extremely poor quality and aren't very reader-friendly with poor tight binding and images lost into the gutter. Then they just fall apart if you attempt to read them.

My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola My eyes are wide like cherry pies

Like if you want an interesting deconstruction of Batman you want Batman: White Knight. It’s also not written by an edgelord hack.

Totally being a hater, but I find DC Absolute line to be pretty meh. We’re like a decade away from the height of deconstructionist media. This doesn’t do anything interesting at all and just keeps comics in its current infantile state.

ya'll pretending to be beyond Lana Del Ray lyric jokes.

My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola My eyes are wide like cherry pies

Sangria

It's you, it's you, it's all for you, everything I do I tell you all the time, Heaven is a place on Earth with you

If you happen upon a man standing at a crossroads while traveling down a long, dusty road, and if he just so happens to offer you your deepest, darkest desires in exchange for your soul, you should probably go for it. You weren't doing anything useful with it to begin with.

I am not overly interested in men, but every now and then I see one, always fictional, I could easily go straight for.

My trancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?

Catchy theme song but the writing lacked behind the other Disney shows like Ducktales or Rescue Rangers.

I really want to date within my age bracket. Genuinely don't think I could wake up next to someone making a skibidi toilet joke.

I loved this game as a kid, and I still do, but I will always curse the 90s for the misguided idea that video games had to be made harder for the US market. This is another example of a game where they made it harder for the USA than the Japanese original.

Or better yet, don't use Microsoft's software at all. Better security literally using anything else. Try the Hannah Montana Linux distro. As a bonus, it's on the BDS boycott list, so you can ease your consciousness.

It looks like I’m snowed in for the next few days.

I've played this once. They would also then make Heavy Metal: Geomatrix which is basically the same game as this but with the Heavy Metal FAKK2 characters.

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God I was just making a joke about Snorks the other day. We've got to hit rock bottom on IP's to resurface at some point then the Snorks will rise again.

I am not saying I have played this game, but if I had, I found it very unique and fun. But only if I had played it, which I am not saying I have.

I’m 39 and I’ve never actually been inside a Cheesecake Factory

No, I'm sorry, I'm not learning about a guy named "Clavicular." I have got to draw the line somewhere. I have learned about so many guys already and every single one has added less to my life than the last. I am at capacity

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