you, an idiot: reze pls blow up my cock 🥺🥺🥺 you after reze blows up your cock: owww ouchie ow my cock I hate this owww 😩😩😩

man i love hrt haskell rust type theory

The engine shudders like a dying man When you reach out to grab my hand youtu.be/_YQBLgIPhfY

how do you think he acquired that house? through jihad

I <333 music that sounds like shit youtu.be/3D8CdNmkXnM

Sparkling water that works as hard as you do.

if you don't fw dokaka you don't fw me

HIV when I super glue my urethra shut

the T in HRT stands for type theory

get out of here with that cuck shit, it's called ADULTERY and it's FUCKED UP and that's why it's GOOD

cats

periodic reminder that my lifelong best friend Ian, who has ran multiple doujin music labels, hosts this chill hangout show where there's lowkey chat, building legos, and most importantly, listening to old, rare, obscure underground japanese techno

who wanna be close to diza? ✋✋✋ who wanna gender them correctly? 😔😔😔

she died as she lived. suspended in an enormous cube of agar jelly

"having to eat sucks :(" literally one of life's greatest pleasures "I have no good food around me :(" you can cook "cooking is expensive :(" learn how to cook for cheap "I'm a picky eater :(" you're complacent in your acquired taste, exploring food will save your life

girls night (trepanation)

came home wanting to discourse but now I just want to sleep, yall are spared

"my choices are sacrosanct" well suck croissant my ass

yall ever think about how thoreau just switched his first and middle name

I love having a system monitor widget because it means I can fidget with my cpu usage and see the number go up

gentrified snoop dogg be like gin and tonic

the clippy pfp thing is probably for a good cause but I can't help noticing that it correlates with people who are annoying

why is it always people with the clippy avatar with the most annoying 🤓☝️ takes ever

meow

catch me throwing sugar to the ants like johnny appleseed

fun fact: diza is posix compliant

trust and safety would be beautiful names for twins

You’ll learn to walk You’ll learn to talk You‘ll learn to live again All breakdowns are the same Too useless to explain So don’t explain youtube.com/watch?v=Gqhm...

"pilk is not gross, it's basically just a float" okay but the rest of the world is normal and doesn't know what a float is

Is there a real life equivalent of changing your profile pic and being imbued with a crazy new energy? I've done a million things in my life and nothing hits quite the same

new bluesky growth strategy: hold an election in the United States weekly

it's called generative ai cause it generates romantic feelings on me

seeing people use smuglain fills me with joy

stop using for you and discover if you don’t want to be seeing things you don’t want to see, seems quite simple to me idk

I have come to the conclusion everyone is way more randian than they care to admit

if we are claiming social media is a torment nexus, doesn't it follow that there are thousands of people willingly using the torment nexus to further torment the nexus

online leftism went in decline when we stopped telling brands to go to hell

I keep thinking about this image

when the electric guitar hits in the second half of come home everyone off of the lilac time's sixth studio album lilac6 >>>

I love overly verbose discord statuses

I like jumpscares

NOOO DICK VAN DYKE

lol literally the first thread in the darcs mailing list is someone complaining about performance

homeostasis 📉

And tonight I will come crashing down My faith in everyone will drown And I know you won't be around To see my forest brown youtube.com/watch?v=yoK1...

gonna be laying in bed reading old software user mailing lists

I want to experience a winter christmas some day

this is a really stupid bit