It is 0.3 seconds since I last got distrac- OOH SHINY!

I went to Manchester for a week and only took about three photos … but I have proof that I was there with the lovely @dovahpig.bsky.social again (I highly recommend meeting dovah and giving him hugs and squishes)

I should be working, and yet...

We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight.

hoping jd vance comes here to negotiate a stronger brexit so we can end up back in the eu

This video is finally picking up some algorithm momentum. Did you watch it and leave a comment yet? 👀

The heating is on full blast in the bus station and I’m actually melting… but I’m on my way for a few days off in Manchester 🎉 Who’s around this weekend?

Still getting random disconnects every couple of minutes at twitch's end... so ... uh... that's poopy. I just want to be able to stream 🤷‍♂️

Sunday scaries? 😱 (RE requiem first playthrough 😮) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke... (assuming twitch behaves and lets me stream for more than 2 minutes at a time today.... argh)

Werkin on Wednesday (25/5 pomos) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

When your fiancé gets out-talled 😆

A Thursday wurk n lurk (25/5 pomos) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

It's sunny outside! So let's stay in and work! (25/5 pomos) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

7 years of this nonsense? Streamiversary time! 🎉🥳 www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Hi, remember when I streamed? 👀 Remember when I streamed FOR THE FIRST TIME? 👀 It was SEVEN YEARS ago - and we're celebrating! I don't have time/energy/spoons to plan anything elaborate, but chatting and silly games (Baby Steps? Exit 8?) 🎉 Streamiversary! 🎉 🎉 Monday, March 2 at vague o'clock 🎉

It's my 5 year stream anniversary! Come hang out! 10AM-6PM ET twitch.tv/kiptid

Hey you... what Steam Next Fest demos should I try? twitch.tv/filmotter2

To-do list Tuesday? coworky times (25/5 pomos) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

At the bus station waiting for a coach to Manchester for a little break to cheer my brain up 😊

Got my #CapcomCreators hoodie on because we are Capcom-maxxing today. First we're checking out the demo for Pragmata and then... we gotta try out Resident Evil 2 with @crowdcontrol.live GET INTO IT twitch.tv/filmotter2

🚨IT'S THAT TIME🚨 Here's my video essay about my Game of the Year in 2025: Baby Steps. 👶🦶 (Link in comments) If you think that's insane, you haven't played this rage game masterpiece about grief, depression, societal pressure, and donkey dicks. 🫏 Thank you @foddy.net and @devolverdigital.com 🙏

Premiering in a few minutes over at www.youtube.com/@filmotter ! Go support Ooter! 🎉

coworkies and lurkies (25/5 pomos) (streaming two days in a row? unheard of consistency!) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

A productive humpday? A lil co-worky stream (25/5 pomos) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

I was planning to do a co-worky stream today but I slept terribly and my brain is being a butt, but I've been trying out Spirit City: Lofi Sessions (thank you @thenaptaker.bsky.social for the Christmas present!) and it's cute - look, it's "me" with a laptop with a vaguely monkey-ish design on it 😀

He was bound to drop that scarf in some time zone or other.

What happens when Lisa tears you apart... ohai many pieces Yes, I'm actually streaming 😮 Playing a weird animated game - The Many Pieces of Mr. Coo www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Ending 2025 with silliness (as we mean to go on) - the traditional not-particularly-festive new years eve hangout stream with some Skate Story, Katamari, or whatever we feel like 💖 www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

It's Quizmois (Eve) 🎅🎄 with Crimmus penguins... and maybe a Santa onesie? www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Santa brought you a Monkey stream for Christmas 🎅🤣 www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

I’ve had a wisdom tooth yanked out (my face is numb) and I’ve successfully de-Scrooged/shamed my landlord out of demanding the 90-something neighbours who can no longer leave the house pay half the cost of fence repairs. I feel like that’s enough for today - I need a nap 😆

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

Work servers are down and I'm not constantly coughing... what if I randomly streamed? Let's go! www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

SKATE STORY is NOW AVAILABLE on PC, PlayStation 5, and Nintendo Switch! Go forth. Devour the Moon.

The Raid Train for Otter was super freaking successful!! We started at 70% and ended at a wild 129% 😵 Huge thank you to everyone who supported and a really big thank you to all the streamers who took time out of their day to help!!! ❤️ Glad Otter can have a little peace of mind in all this

*All* of the "art" on stream today was somehow inspired by Sinta, Santa's cousin promoting sin and butt stuff, who took over @datarich.bsky.social 's slot to tell us who's on the nice list (nobody), who's on the naughty list (streamers) and who's on the secret third list 👀🎅

My real masterpiece from stream today: Santa Pig

I'm pretty sure my beautiful (terrible, cursed) MSPaint "art" is a sign of a successful return to streaming 😆

Can I remember how to stream after over a month? (aaah this year has been wonky) Let's find out with a one-hour stream for my slot in the raid train to raise funds for Otter's move 💖 www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

The big raid train to help Otter afford his unexpected move is in progress now! (currently at FauxRetro, shortly moving on to Jinzee) (times are US Eastern - I'm streaming (yes, for the first time in a month - help) at midnight UK time / 7pm eastern / 4pm pacific)

Um... I think @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social and I might make a cute couple.

It's Trans Day of Remembrance So remember Sylvia Rivera, and every person like her who spoke up despite ridicule and rejection. That is what queer liberation is built upon. Not respectability and comfort. It takes EVERYONE to make a movement happen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb-J...

happy transgender day of remembrance thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly please live 💜

TOMORROW WE SQUATTIN' (Finally not sick anymore!)

I’ve been home for TWO WHOLE DAYS… so it’s time to leave again 😆 Off for a long weekend in Manchester! Next week we should be back to some co-working streams (in other words, I’ve seen how huge the work pile is that I’m coming back to … eep)

Twitch helpfully describing me every time I stream: a live unstable British crumpet

6-year affiliate anniversary part 2 - just rolling with it www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

*tap tap tap* Is this thing on? Does it even work any more? Let's see, because I'm back! With a totally unplanned 6-year affiliate anniversary stream 🥳🎉 www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...