you know you're reading a noss saga book when you've gotta make sure your phone is nearby so every few minutes you can search all these fuckin animal names you've never heard of to see what they look like

i think what's funny about This Music May Contain Hope is that so much of it could SO easily be corny as fuck but Raye commits so hard that it sort of blows past corny and into "well damn i guess she really means it" bc i think a lot of the things we call corny is actually us detecting insincerity

one thing i don't like is that as soon as that photo of bryon neom came out a lot of gay men got IMMEDIATELY transphobic about it because they needed to rush to get the jokes for the post engagement. but did you know: you can actually just shut the fuck up? in fact i recommend it

okay i finally watched 28 years later and. what a baffling film. i think the most infuriating thing about it is that there are quite a few moments when i REALLY want to love it but then it always comes back with a sledgehammer to do something completely fucking nonsensical and shatter that impulse

my character was the wolf man in question btw

one of the other players in tonight's session said "You have to jerk off the wolf man!?!?" and i immediately was like damn i know several bluesky mutuals who would be ecstatic to have that sentence said to them

dedicating an entire outro track to naming and crediting everyone that contributed to making your album one by one is such a crazy move (in a good way) but very on brand for raye since she's been shouting about that kind of thing forever

i know Beware The South London Lover Boy is gonna go insane live

okay another thing female authors of gay books do a lot is get obsessed about the most incomprehensibly mundane age gaps. like why did i read a full page of this man agonizing over being too old for the guy he's falling for only to discover one is 22 and one is 27. girl get a fucking grip

Hmmm... 🧪⚗️

why tf did no one tell me about haute & freddy. this shit BANGS www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBWA...

got big trays of homemade cottage pie, cinnamon rolls, pan dulce, and cookies from my parents for my bday 🥰

hey. hey. it's okay. ben starr heavy swinging balls from the back 64.media.tumblr.com/826b6abf4a17...

it is my day of birth

unironically the POTUS account if wereralph were president

i'm steadily growing my collection of werewolf memes since my D&D character is one now and i was reminded of one of the best fake biden tweets of all time

if you're not a friend of the faggots and queers and freaks and deviants then you're an enemy of all of us and unfortunately it really is that simple

subscribestar putting bizarre guardrails on what kinds of furries they allow is only funny for like 1/4 of a second before you realize it's that christofascist "i think it's icky so it's immoral deviance" mindset that likely means that whole site is a lost cause and y'all need to get tf OUT of there

i genuinely can't tell if that sienna spiro song is actually good or not bc i can't pay attention to anything but the way it sounds like she's fighting for her fucking life to get those notes out through some sort of asphyxiating event. so much forced effort simply cannot be good for your voice bro

this book was actually really good but the footnotes continued to be a weird addition that lessened the book by not being funny enough to be worthwhile but also never really being needed enough to justify existing while not being funny. a bizarre choice to make

instagram's algorithm knew about this somehow and has not stopped sending me recommendations for videos of hyenas since this was posted btw. not that that's really a complaint bc i think hyenas are great, it's just wild bc i never posted it there so i know that data surveillance net goes deep lol

this was about finding out that the dubai chocolate trend exploding in popularity was the tail-end of a decades-long government psy op to shift international pistachio reliance to california instead of iran in order to weaken a major pillar of iran's economy

i hate that living in this godforsaken country makes me say sentences that in any other context would sound like batshit insane conspiracy theories but no, they're actually things that are just plainly happening and no one is even really trying to hide it

ADHD is crazy because why the fuck did I straight up forget that my birthday is literally this month until just a little bit ago when I got a text about it from a sibling

OKAY I WASN'T COMPLETELY CRAZY. the round grass bird, the fluffy fire dog, the cunty blue frog. it's kind of giving "can i copy your homework" "yeah but change a few things so it's not obvious"

seeing pokemon things happen from the outside is funny bc for like a full day i thought this new game was a remake bc i was confident these were already existing starters. i'm still not completely sure they're not. i'm like 80% sure i've seen them before

started reading The Red Winter by Cameron Sullivan and the author is fighting against me trying to like it and i can't really figure out why. the book is annotated in footnotes and they're weirdly frequent but 8/10 times they just over-explain something that is already explained by context

the way twenty one pilots really unironically said "we're finally doing an official release for drag path! except we made the song notably worse and we're still issuing takedowns for anyone trying to share the real version with other people". like... those boys have truly lost the plot lmao

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am i delusional or is bsky video processing and compression getting *worse* instead of better? 🤔

happy werewolf wednesday everyone

omg so awkward

i think it says a lot that i saw noah kahan's Last Meal episode pop up on my youtube recommendations and my first reaction was surprise that it didn't have a mastercard logo on it because it's genuinely the first promotion i've seen for his album that isn't posted by an official mastercard account

okay this album is really fucking good. ask me back in 2010 listening to Whip My Hair and i could never in a MILLION years have predicted that willow smith the nepo baby would become one of our most interesting and talented modern pop stars

okay so willow has moved on from jazz pop fusion to just making jazz now i guess? it's good tho www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5fG...

everything i know about tate mcrae i've learned against my will

my hottest take as a baker and enjoyer of sugary foods is that 98% of the time, lemon flavor in desserts is fucking gross

can't wait for control resonant to be the last good game remedy ever makes i guess 😐

bf and i were discussing the anatomical changes of a dragonborn werewolf and realized that there are 2 primary body parts that he had to deal with having for the very first time in his life and both are very funny: 1. ears (reptiles don't have external ears) 2. balls (reptiles have internal testes)

plot twist it was not the wizard who cast the fireball it was the cleric a.k.a. MEEEE

if you have any creative or artistic inclinations at all, you should play Chicory: A Colorful Tale. genuinely one of my favorite games of 2021

chicory sequel!!!!

Someone: "I asked AI to-" Me, immediately:

my favorite love songs are the ones where they're just saying the most insane shit. like Julia Wolf's In My Room or Jay Som's I Think You're Alright. like damn this is concerning me in a way that i think suggests you could probably be clinically diagnosed with something but it's a banger regardless

jack antonoff really joined up with lorde to change pop music forever in 2017 and then decided he'd done enough and coasted on absolute minimum effort for the entire rest of his career ☠️

oh thank god. we need artists doing more weird pretentious artist-y shit like this. the virgin noah kahan mastercard ad vs the chad incomprehensible philosophizing about the madness of the solitary artist in self-imposed exile youtu.be/ravoo83mXa0?...

something i've found very funny as i make my way through so many gay novels is that a LOT of novels featuring gay MCs written by women have a like... weirdly obsessive fixation on condom usage that gay men simply do not possess in real life

there's a lot of shit happening with calder in our D&D game so i've been tinkering with concepts for a backup character just in case, and i was gonna make him a gnoll as a funny lil reference to my state mandated fursona but gnoll isn't actually a player race anywhere? why tf was i convinced it was?

don't talk to me i hadn't seen xkcd's Fifteen Years update until just now and i'm a wreck about it