bf and i were discussing the anatomical changes of a dragonborn werewolf and realized that there are 2 primary body parts that he had to deal with having for the very first time in his life and both are very funny: 1. ears (reptiles don't have external ears) 2. balls (reptiles have internal testes)

plot twist it was not the wizard who cast the fireball it was the cleric a.k.a. MEEEE

if you have any creative or artistic inclinations at all, you should play Chicory: A Colorful Tale. genuinely one of my favorite games of 2021

chicory sequel!!!!

Someone: "I asked AI to-" Me, immediately:

my favorite love songs are the ones where they're just saying the most insane shit. like Julia Wolf's In My Room or Jay Som's I Think You're Alright. like damn this is concerning me in a way that i think suggests you could probably be clinically diagnosed with something but it's a banger regardless

jack antonoff really joined up with lorde to change pop music forever in 2017 and then decided he'd done enough and coasted on absolute minimum effort for the entire rest of his career ☠️

oh thank god. we need artists doing more weird pretentious artist-y shit like this. the virgin noah kahan mastercard ad vs the chad incomprehensible philosophizing about the madness of the solitary artist in self-imposed exile youtu.be/ravoo83mXa0?...

something i've found very funny as i make my way through so many gay novels is that a LOT of novels featuring gay MCs written by women have a like... weirdly obsessive fixation on condom usage that gay men simply do not possess in real life

there's a lot of shit happening with calder in our D&D game so i've been tinkering with concepts for a backup character just in case, and i was gonna make him a gnoll as a funny lil reference to my state mandated fursona but gnoll isn't actually a player race anywhere? why tf was i convinced it was?

don't talk to me i hadn't seen xkcd's Fifteen Years update until just now and i'm a wreck about it

okay i am consistently underwhelmed by noah kahan but i wanted to give him a chance since a new album gives a lot of room for growth but then he opens the fucking video for his new single with a mastercard advertisement and we're already losing points before any music has started playing ☠️

you know, the "industry plant" accusations get thrown around a lot but it's almost always the much simpler case of either 1. this person has actually been grinding for like 15 years and you just didn't know about them or 2. nepo baby. but the first one in a long time i've really believed is sombr

Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party would be a no-skip album for me except i really don't like Discovery Channel. like i understand what she's doing, i get it, but it's a thing that works for one (1) listen and then the interpolation becomes instantly gratingly corny

tell me why instagram is now suddenly presenting me with a fuckton of hyena posts and reels. how the fuck would they even know about that

Welcome, welcome all. Join me here, in The Church of "Wil Wheaton Is A Fucking Insufferable Prick". We welcome you all with open arms

apparently i am a hyena because i'm kind of like a dog and kind of like a cat but NOT like a fox (cat software running on dog hardware) which leaves us at hyena (dog software running on cat hardware)

apparently i'm getting a government assigned fursona 😩

got to go full awrooooo in D&D today. my sweet dragonborn boy may or may not have an acute case of the lunar sickness 🐺

i wish i lived in a different country for a lot of reasons but recently i wish it because i would love to be able to say certain things on the internet without worrying about being snatched from the street while i walk my fucking dog or whatever

just finished this and i'm gonna be so real with you all, it's really fucking good, and one of the most interesting books i've read in a long time, and the yearning is... there's points where it's almost unhinged. and i mean that as a compliment. this is next level, top tier yearning.

signed edition of the new mitski vinyl are sold out... twenty minutes after appearing? ☠️

i'm so sorry but there's nothing any of you can do to make me download snapchat again. truly one of the worst user experiences of any app i've ever used

i only rolled 2 times in last night's D&D session and the first one was a nat 20 and the 2nd one was a nat 1, and i should've realized that was an omen for what the rest of the session was gonna be like

"heated rivalry is just stucky fanfic with the serial numbers filed off 🙄" complainers are so funny because that's actually just scott and kip! ilya and shane are NOT stucky fanfic, they're RPF of famous hockey rivals Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby, which is, in my opinion, much funnier lol

realized in hindsight that i missed a golden opportunity last D&D session to have a very bara moment stripping off my blood(not mine)-soaked tunic and dumping water all over myself to clean up. i'm sitting my white ass down listening and learning so i'll do better next time

i... don't think anyone doing that quote post trend actually knows what a "hear me out" is

having finished heated rivalry i can confirm that all the women take turns holding the title of GOAT pretty equally, with the exception of mr hayden pike briefly taking over with his showing as shane's absolute ride-or-die in episode 5 during that metros v raiders game incident

low key the girls in heated rivalry are better and more interesting than any of the men

they really do be putting connor storrie's perfectly-lit ass in every single frame of this show they can get away with

so, from my understanding, they didn't even actually use AI to make any assets, they used UE stock placeholders for some textures while their artists made the real ones, and then they forgot to swap out a newspaper-lined wall texture for the real one on release and patched it out just after release

was planning on watching the gay hockey show once it finished airing and i guess i won't have to wait much longer for that??? what the fuck is a 6 episode season?? didn't the standard for short streaming seasons become 8? aren't they doing the storyline for two whole books this season???? in 6 eps??

you know what's really crazy is if they just fully erased Sol Valley from prime 4 i think that recovers like 60% of the things i didn't like about it. the npc gf soldier companions are the other 40%

me about most of my bsky mutuals

i'm liking the majority of metroid prime 4 but mckenzie needs to shut the entire fuck up. stop yelling solutions to puzzles at me 3 seconds after i enter a fucking room. also i can read the full-screen pop-ups that pause the game to make sure you notice, you don't have to say them out loud for me

I'll be honest, if you're still using spotify i do think less of you 🤷

starting to suspect that some of you may be sexually attracted to big hairy sweaty men 🤔🤨

bf just said to me "I've gotta go give our egg dealer her payment in the form of discount pokemon cards" as he was putting on a sweater, which is a sentence i don't think i don't think i could have ever predicted would be both accurate and relevant in our lives

you know, i haven't posted any pictures on here for a long time and that's because i needed to take a bit and think about if i even want to anymore. i feel like for a while, i was posting them just because people expected it of me, and i didn't really have any strong desire of my own to do it

okay tides of annihilation looks visually good! most of the rest of it looks kind of bad though. like, why was 3/4 of that boss fight you just watching a cutscene of someone else doing something cool that you weren't involved in and then hitting a QTE prompt

now that it's all out and settled and we've had a little bit to sit with it i do think EDAABP is some of hayley's best work, and that ending triptych of parachute/good ol' days/showbiz is a frankly generational run if we're being honest

as someone who really didn't care for brat at all, new charli is actually doing a lot for me and my interest is piqued 👀

kinda wanted to clown on steam for another hardware attempt considering how badly everything except steam deck has flopped, but it does actually look like they learned some lessons from all their many failures lmao

women, for some fucking reason, when writing fantasy with gay characters, in original worlds for which they control 100% of the worldbuilding: "I *need* to make sure there's homophobia in this world, where else would the story's conflict come from?"

usually i'm afraid the bonus tracks that artists hold until the vinyl release are gonna be duds but hayley really said "no they're all gonna be unmitigated bangers, actually they're gonna be even better than the rest of the album" youtu.be/naKCSRndTZg?...

>reading fantasy novel >MC falls in love >MC and bf have to part ways because of The Plot™ >MC meets new guy and starts to feel The Feelings >Me: "if this is love triangle bullshit i'm gonna jump off a cliff" >plot twist: author begins setup for gay polyamory instead of stupid drama >my face:

Anyone using ai contributes to this abuse and deserves to bear the responsibility for this behavior equally.

upstairs neighbor has taken a break from listening to rap music obscenely loud to... listen to Kings of Leon's hit 2010 single "Use Somebody" on repeat (it has replayed at least 3 times in a row so far)

rewatching jujutsu kaisen and i gotta say, when there's no fights happening this show doesn't really have anything going for it. like, why should i care about these people or what's going on with them when there's no effort made to make them likeable or interesting other than telling me i should

apparently having caught on to RAYE before she blew up had benefits because i got a signed copy of Euphoric Sad Songs in translucent hot pink vinyl for $20 and now they're borderline impossible to find for under like $300-500