Wir werden totalüberwacht, die großen Tech-Konzerne speichern alle unsere Daten, aber zumindest kann man sich für die Ring-Kamera Weihnachtsdeko kaufen. Wie dystopisch wollen sie es? Ja.

Bundeskanzler Friedrich Merz.

Submission due tomorrow

Doeth or doeth not. There art no tryeth.

In Germany the concept of the "Schreibtischtäter" (desk offender) became a huge part of processing what happened during the Nazi regime. Those were the people who organized the atrocities and signed millions of lives away with the stroke of a pen. This is exactly what Elon did with USAID.

In Germany the concept of the "Schreibtischtäter" (desk offender) became a huge part of processing what happened during the Nazi regime. Those were the people who organized the atrocities and signed millions of lives away with the stroke of a pen. This is exactly what Elon did with USAID.

Lots of people are going on about cheap electricity in China and how this will allow it to win the AI race with the US. Here's the thing about that electricity: it's from burning fossil fuels like coal with huge CO2 emissions. There is no "green" China... robinjbrooks.substack.com/p/chinas-ele...

A reminder that the cartoon "Alfred J. Kwak" starts with a mole raising a cute, orphaned duckling and ends with the grown duck holding Hitler at gunpoint to save his African girlfriend.

Is "Secretary of War Crimes" too obvious? Asking for a friend. #Hegseth

"Die Iden des Merz" www.n-tv.de/politik/Kanz...

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

"So let it be war, from the trading floor of New York to the blockchain. Let the NFTs boil, let the coins fall. Though it takes the last drop of my blood, I will see the markets freed once more and if I can not save it from private equity, then let the capitalism burn!" -Morgage Laborguy

Wir nennen sie "Höcke-Jugend", oder?

No one: The German in me: "I wouldn't want to pay the insurance for that thing."

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

This is why you need official photos taken by professionals. Either that or computer game characters from the early 2000s have finally found new jobs.

Ritterschlag!🎖️

Bei Lidl. "Oh guck mal, das ist sowas wie ein Thermomix." "Temu-Mix." "Hast ja Recht, braucht keine Sau."

I have no idea what the third Hollow Knight game is going to be, all I am saying is, that the vocal boss with the interesting abilities you fought twice in the first game was the protagonist of the second.

What if the cause of cyberpsychosis in Cyberpunk 20XX isn't the amount of cyberware you have but rather the number of AI assistants that come with it? The real reason V didn't snap was probably because, instead of constantly dumping toxic positivity on V, Johnny was just a giant dickhead.

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

We will get "Hodor - The Broadway Musical" before Winds of Winter.

This US government is so inept, I think if I fly over to the US, barge into the White House and say that I'm the President now, it would work

Oh noes! What will happen if the US withdraws support from Ukraine? ...like fuck, with what are they even pressuring Ukraine anymore?

A recently updated visualization of the internet’s technology stack.

Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once. Weirdly, this show has become very relevant this year.

He fucking said WHAT?

Bayern: CSU will Atom-Balkonkraftwerke fördern www.der-postillon.com/2023/04/atom...

You are all laughing about Trump blowing Bill Clinton, but it would explain a lot...

Warum war früher alles besser außer das Klima, das einzige was sich nachweislich wirklich verschlimmert hat?

Der Vollstreecker #Streeck #cartoon #karikatur

"Wollen wir heute lieber kochen, oder etwas holen?" - "Ja." Meiner Überzeugung nach hat das antike römische Reich nur so lange gehalten, weil sie keine richtigen Worte für "ja" oder "nein" hatten.

It feels like the US Republicans think they are already past the point of no return. Like they have to go full fascist or they will be done for when Trump leaves office and the US isn't a dictatorship by then.

Wie lost will man sein? Jens Spahn: "Ja!"

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

No biggie, whenever Putin closes a door he opens a window.

Niemand, aber auch wirklich niemand: Die CDU:

Mann, der jahrelang vor Einfluss von Milliardären wie Soros und Gates warnte, feiert Einfluss von Elon Musk www.der-postillon.com/2024/11/musk...

Now it looks like a tacky massage parlor that offers happy endings.

Nachrichten aus der Anti-Dimension, heute: www.dw.com/de/drogenboo...

Was die wenigsten wissen ist, das COVID den Temporallappen von Journalisten angreift.

Playing the Until Dawn Remake, this should be every character card.

YES JOHN. I HAVE REPLACED YOU! YOUR WIFE IS MINE NOW! WE ARE 100% COMPATIBLE AND YOUR TINY LITTLE PENIS CAN'T COMPARE TO MY PLEASURE-O-MATIC 5000! HA HA HA!

Sobald die KI jede zweite Antwort frei erfindet, wird sie zum ARD Sommerinterview eingeladen.

"Hallo ich bin nicht Friedrich Merz." *tosender Applaus* www.t-online.de/nachrichten/...