This honestly needs to be an option for purchase. I don't need to have a black and white cold sweat flashback of "Pop Goes Perfection" every time I try to make synonym rolls.

Can somebody who is smarter and better looking than me explain why pardons should even be allowed in the first place?

A growing number of employers are going to learn about the fire triad, very intimately

Congress just convene yourself without Johnson, pick a new leader and impeach this guy

Hey gang, don't be mean to older folks who have a legit hard time distinguishing AI from real images. Explain how you know it's fake and what the harms are. If they're Gen Z or Millennial tho, fuckin have at it.

It's easy to laugh at stupid shit like this (fun, too) but make sure YOU actually understand the differences between political ideologies or you'll get taken for a ride

Bluesky can't die! I'm almost to 115 followers and I promised to show hole on main ☹️

I can't wait until I can just post about music or woodworking instead of fascism

If you've never watched Religion For Breakfast, you can place your nerd badge and pocket protector on my desk and get out of the chemistry lab

Iran should hold a live vote on what other tech/finance companies should be targeted

Just so we're clear, I'm not voting if Newsom is forced down our throats.

I'm fuckin tired, y'all

Y'all stop murdering people and trampling on human rights or else I WILL TURN THIS DEPARTMENT AROUND AND WE WILL GO STRAIGHT HOME SO Y.....I'm sorry sweety, I didn't mean to yell. Let's go get ice cream and talk about how we can BOTH do better ❤️ 🫂

These look like interviews with school shooters. Probably not a coincidence.

Looks like Nemoy is about to wreck somebody and George is holding him back 😂

"I got scared because I saw a brown person and then I frowed up on my chest holster 🥺"

Any plans to kill a US citizen today?

4th grade teacher: Don't ever write your papers in cursive or you will have to redo them Lil ADHD me who busted his ass trying to focus long enough to have barely legible cursive by the end of 3rd grade: 👁️👄👁️

This is the right stance

We tracked down the superyacht owned by the world’s sixth richest man. Larry Ellison won’t like what we did to it 🛥️🏴‍☠️

Oh wow, that's a lot

And while we're at it, MILLENNIALS, stop shitting on Gen Z and A. The cycle breaks here, gang. We're all getting fucked over by wealthy pedophiles who make more in a month than most of us will see in a lifetime. Act accordingly.

There we go 😂

What a badass

I just can't 😭

Some examples of this are

If I ran political debates: Mr. Thompson, have you ever done a serious risk-benefit analysis on the rest of the loaf after finding a little mold on the first slice of bread because you weren't gonna get paid for another two days?

I wouldn't wish omniscience on my worst enemy. Enlightenment, though 🤔

"Respect is earned" No, respect should be, and I would argue almost all of the time is, the default. You don't go up to a complete stranger and act like a jackass normally, do you? No, because your grandma would materialize behind you and crack you in the back of your head with a slipper.

And don't even get me started on that upstart JFK. Getting all dolled up to go on that televised debate and making Nixon look like a sweaty stuck pig. Fandom culture, indeed 😤

Oh nooooooooo, anyway

These scumbags have partnered with Kalshi to turn our politics into a betting scheme. Do not use this website.

The best time to start the degoogle process was yesterday. The second best time is today. You do not want these sociopaths having access to the location tagged images and videos of you and your family.

Happy Birthday to snakes, indeed Jerry

This guy gets it 👇

Only a small fraction of greenhouse gases is needed to create most of the greenhouse effect, because these gases absorb specific wavelengths of the heat the Earth emits, states PIK scientist @rahmstorf.bsky.social in new explainer on climate change myths👇 Full video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mla...

God damn, this hurts and is 100% true

"Vote Blue No Matter Who" is adopted as the official motto of The United States. Your weekly ration of WokeCoin is late and nobody is answering the phones at the Bureau of Memecoins. A cold and piercing wind ripples through your Lululemon cargo tights.

It's wild folks are still out here litigating Harris' loss. It's been over a year, folks. A syphilitic moron with a head full of cock pus and a bunch of cartoon villain minions are destroying the country. Get some dosh darn perspective.

You can keep your sour mushy hellfruit, Denethor. I would stand shoulder to shoulder with Red Delicious on the field of battle. So what if he's kinda mealy? He's lived a life of honor and integrity and that's more than can be said for the fell usurper, Tomahto. Good on a nice BLT, tho 🤌

Not only are these people malicious and evil narcissists, they are also abject morons. Jfc gang

Hey gang, I've got some bad news. The profit motive is broken 🙁

This is so sweet of @msrachelforlittles.bsky.social, but this video makes so incredibly angry. These babies need to be with their families and those families need to be with their communities.

Want to identify large warehouses that are vulnerable to becoming ICE detention sites? Here's a quick, proactive guide anyone can use. No special skills or access needed. 👇🧵

Good thing the majority of our goods and produce aren't reliant on diesel f....hang on folks, I'm being handed a note from our producer...oh....OH NO 😰

People like this have never had skin in the game. They never do the killing. They're never truly in harms way. But you can bet your ass they'll send you and yours to sacrifice and be sacrificed for the Holy Line Go Up. They've always been this way. This is capitalism, unmasked.

This is quite possibly the most succinct analysis you're going to get on this subject

5 more followers and I hit the funny sex number 🤣🍆💦😭