Looking for +1 frontline for Don’t Flounder in mid-January with @i-am-deceased.bsky.social and @ancientwings.bsky.social Likes/RTs are appreciated and feel free to reach out if you aren’t quite midlevel/frontline, we can make things work

Lowkey the people complaining about plus voting are more annoying than the people gatekeeping, saying that as someone who currently has been rejected from +3 twice and never gotten in

glad to see we’re getting some drama in Splatoon bsky, that makes this site way more interesting than it has been

dropped my switch 2 controller a couple days ago and it’s been drifting ever since I reallyyyyy don’t want to shell out $80 or whatever for a new one but it’s basically unplayable rn

This area’s kinda pretty when you leave the stroads and blackrock suburbs

Watched No Country For Old Men last night, how do people say that’s like the best movie of this century, nothing happened for 2 hours I swear. It was just so uninteresting

People playing with Heller in 2025 is so weird bro, I thought we all agreed to tell them to piss off a long time ago

I love playing with Helios so much literally my favorite team

I wish there was something I could say beyond “I’m sorry” because I’ve said that before and it’s lost all meaning. I’ve genuinely tried so hard to fix myself, I really thought I had succeeded, and it didn’t work and now I’m just lost for what to do

Evening walks

I love playing with Helios so much literally my favorite team

Used this year's Riptide to test out my convention camera setup, not much of an album but I did take pics of people, and I'm pretty happy with the quality this year! If I got pics of you, enjoy! We goin crazy next year, stay tuned 😋 drive.google.com/drive/folder...

getting booed for stalling the rainmaker is pretty funny lol

Day 3, come find me (and Deceased!)

Magyk gets the epic flank-into-slam-dunk combo to bring the score up 2-0!

hey y’all I borrowed a splatoon cartridge from someone and I think they left the venue before they got it back from me and I don’t know who they are, so if that is you or you know who this is, PLEASE let me know 🙏

riptide warmup

6pm pools back to back days is insane, as usual I will blame Kraken

Still looking for last minute +1 for riptide Please dm @ihasmagyk on discord

Still looking for last minute +1 for riptide Please dm @ihasmagyk on discord

not a fan of splatsafety but most of the replies here are insanely surface level and/or out of touch, or are just straight up misinformation. Not really surprised given the sensitivity of the case but I wish people would stop pretending to be lawyers

y’all never gonna believe what I just did

META ENTHUSIASTS, NICHE WEAPON APOLOGISTS, AND ONE TRICK PROPAGANDISTS LISTEN UP!! Here's the top weapon pick rates for Superjump 5 :) #compsplatoon

“Magyk why is your wifi so bad you can’t be *that* rural rn” Me:

Weird not caring at all about getting a Switch 2 early considering how much effort I put into getting one for the original switch. Just honestly kind of nice not worrying about anything

Member quote of the day at work: “I’ll hide these tobacco products from my family”

MORNING SHIFT TODAY LFGG this barely feels legal im walking on blisters lol

14 hour shift complete please never make me do that again

I’ve had so much cheerwine in the past 2 weeks I’ve gotta be at least 1% cherry soda atp

Also for the record, Scep was right about this situation and I was very wrong. I’ve DM’d them with me apology and I’m posting about it here cuz I don’t wanna use my Twitter account anymore

oh yeah I’ve disabled my twitter account for the time being shout out JJ for inspiring me to do that (that’s a positive thing I swear I appreciate you) now I just need to remember to reactivate it before it gets deleted or maybe I don’t even want to

mountain pics from a hike today

I shit on bluesky too much; here no one’s yelling at me…

Finished all my finals 👍

nervous that the uni food court worker is gonna think I’m a fat ass for getting two orders of chicken tenders

@i-am-deceased.bsky.social ❤️

our luti run has ended, we all hate each other etc etc @ihasmagyk.bsky.social @KrakenMare.bsky.social worst brush in the world Pose: Michael Jackson arc @i-am-deceased.bsky.social working at the mcdonalds in the pentagon My girlfriend knows we’re not in +2 now 😢 also never run this comp ever

hello, looking for a team for after LUTI, pls like and retweet thanks :D also I will do pickups with anyone who asks just dm me

5 star jr yay :D took me way less time than my other 5 star

introducing our LUTI roster and second name, I told my girlfriend I’m in +2! @ihasmagyk.bsky.social : trying to get banned from every org @krakenmare.bsky.social: nepotism Pose: can’t read @i-am-deceased.bsky.social: Gerald stan @sorella.bsky.social: school main (cheerleader)

Little late but officially on Friday I was diagnosed with autism. Something I and many others have suspected for a while ofc but it’s nice to know that a doctor can formally tell me that that’s what’s fucked up with me. Never too late to learn more about yourself

this is the season I grind and get +3 (it won’t be im gonna be lazy again)

Hey guys looking for +1 for LUTI we can make any role work D2 or higher but lowkey if you don’t have the results just shoot me a dm and we’ll see what works Currently me, Sorella, Deceased (cat for engagement)

let’s go golfing

Need +2/3 for LUTI, preferably front or midline if anyone’s looking 👀

Congaree National Park (I got lost in the woods)

I’m ngl I feel like I have the skill to get in +3 but just all of my effort has been for nothing, like seeing people who I’ve regularly played with and against on the same level get suggested to +3 or even +2 is a bit demoralizing ngl. I wish I had more to show for my work

Looking for any luti teams I play every support (pen/jr/zap/edit/nsplash)

most normal helios sendouq session

Shout out to the person who left dog shit on the stairs of my apartment building, I hope you get a debilitating illness and your dog is put with a better owner