Made some identity updates if you check my bio, feels more in line with who I wanna be. It’s surprisingly difficult for me since I’m way more timid than I come across and social media and obv my voice is super deep which feels like a disconnection. Hope this is at least a decent step for me tho

chat we gonna gender fr this summer no more woke bullshit we’re gonna be real patriotic Americans and explore our inner self

College group member showed up for our final presentation late and drunk yup I’m gonna #killmyself

NO SOUTH CAROLINA SLANDER ALLOWED ON THIS TIMELINE

NA splatoon

AND PXG ACTUALLY WINS A SET 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

EATING MY FUCKING WORDS RAHHH FTWIN

Pre-GG prediction: I think the west will go 0-36. Not an indictment of the western scene at all just bottom line the skill disparity is super high and that’s not entirely the scene’s fault, just a lack of splatoon culture in the US/Europe

yeah sorry that I haven’t talked to you recently I had a dream where you fucking hated me lol

I can’t lie y’all I want to be optimistic but raiders looks kinda shit. Hope I’m proven wrong but the trailer didn’t inspire much for me

going to a lan gives you illnesses you didn’t even know exist

It’s a weird feeling when someone you barely interact with blocks you but it’s a much weirder feeling when someone who’s had you blocked *un*blocks you. Like I was curious why someone blocked me but I’m REALLY curious what I possibly could have tweeted to convince them to unblock me

Fuck I just wish my mom was here I saw an Instagram where a guy was giving out $20 if people called their moms and told them that they loved them and I just wish I could do that again I’m just dying over here idk

thought I was friends with someone and they have me blocked and dislike me mannnnn I feel like I’m 15 again 🙃

Am I crazy or is the Internet Archive just always down now?

me in 2023: splatoon TOs consistently make bad decisions and would be best replaced by a new crop of understudies. LUTI and Splat Safety are rife with corruption me in 2026: splatoon TOs are braver than the troops

yeah I need my twitter feed to stay like this permanently

greatest white women of all time: 1. Natasha Bedingfield 2. Joan of Arc 3. Everyone else

It is now April 7th, 2026. No one will ever die again. No one else will ever be born. But at least we will always have American football Happy Immortality Day!

“I should really grind splatoon,” I say, booting up Battlefield 4 24/7 Locker 3200 Tickets for the 6th day in a row

We're at the final stretch before next event so it's crunch time to get these matches uploaded! Topic and Sasu are here with one more set from their block with flamp vs. Spongebob Big Guy Pants Okay!! youtu.be/t-RnL8Q2pZ0

How do I complain about getting ghosted when asking for pickups without sounding pathetic 🙃 mann just tell me no lol

well call me tanka fucking jahari

bro wtf was the Mario galaxy movie that was like watching someone vaguely describe the games

all men want to be pretty women that’s normal I’m still cis

I can’t lie comp is so frustrating. I feel like I’m okay at the game but the results just aren’t there. Not sure what to do differently, feels like I’ve tried everything that people recommend

+1 non-backline for SOS tonight

2am waffle house life gets better squidbros

Bro I got a whole pizza from Marco’s for like $7.70 or something and I was all excited like “this is a great way to get at least two meals for cheap” The way I stared at the pizza box after my fat ass ate the entire pie in one sitting brooo

hey baby do you want some tung tung tung sa-head

What’s stopping a restaurant or small business from just advertising themselves using wojaks

so how do you buy a collar do you just walk into the pet store and go “yeah this one’s my size” also is there like color theory with it or do just buy whichever one is on sale

I think Wuyang/Mizuki might be my new favorite Overwatch ship which is very odd because I dislike both of the characters individually. I guess I just like that people are very passionate about making them… passionate for each other

ozymandias really is as peak as everyone says my god

ozymandias really is as peak as everyone says my god

I wanna watch Trackmania on YouTube cuz it’s so interesting but it seems like the only consistent TM YouTuber is Wirtual and I would rather support literally anybody else besides him

I PLAY TWO OF THESE PLEASE SOMEONE LET ME PLAY THEM UWU

god I wish this was me

played through the first Danganronpa, can’t lie that was actually kind of peak and it was way longer than I expected

Genuinely have felt so sick the past several days that I haven’t even played the new Powerwash update. That’s how you know it’s bad

Alright so who’s gonna let me play v96 in a tournament?

V96 #1 SUPPORT I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THE DAY

I just don’t think that anyone wants anyone else to actually improve themselves as people. Everything’s all about dunking and qrts and I definitely contributed to that in the past but I wanna do better and I wish we as a community would provide guidance instead of just shunning anyone and everyone

Part of my Mom’s house caught on fire during the middle of the night. Thankfully, everyone was okay. I just heard they’re going to be displaced from home UNTIL AT LEAST APRIL. My eldest brother made a GoFundMe, any shares or donations are highly appreciated. ❤️ gofund.me/335ed4500

Happy Valentines Day @ihasmagyk.bsky.social ❤️ I’m so happy we’re together, life is so much better because of you 💙💚 ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ #splatoon3 #splatoonart #splatoonoc #ocart | #art #supportartists

Frustrating sending out DMs to a bunch of people asking to play sometime and just getting ghosted. Feels like I’m applying to jobs again lol

Looking for a team or +3 for LUTI D2+ preferred RTs and likes appreciated