Alright so who’s gonna let me play v96 in a tournament?

V96 #1 SUPPORT I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THE DAY

I just don’t think that anyone wants anyone else to actually improve themselves as people. Everything’s all about dunking and qrts and I definitely contributed to that in the past but I wanna do better and I wish we as a community would provide guidance instead of just shunning anyone and everyone

Part of my Mom’s house caught on fire during the middle of the night. Thankfully, everyone was okay. I just heard they’re going to be displaced from home UNTIL AT LEAST APRIL. My eldest brother made a GoFundMe, any shares or donations are highly appreciated. ❤️ gofund.me/335ed4500

Happy Valentines Day @ihasmagyk.bsky.social ❤️ I’m so happy we’re together, life is so much better because of you 💙💚 ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ #splatoon3 #splatoonart #splatoonoc #ocart | #art #supportartists

Frustrating sending out DMs to a bunch of people asking to play sometime and just getting ghosted. Feels like I’m applying to jobs again lol

Looking for a team or +3 for LUTI D2+ preferred RTs and likes appreciated

good morning chat

Looking for a team or +3 for LUTI D2+ preferred RTs and likes appreciated

Made it back home! Very happy I got to play in Don’t Flounder as well as getting the chance to spend a full week with @ihasmagyk.bsky.social ❤️

I’m an up and coming player in the sense that I’m awake and stroking my shi

whatever happened to foamstars

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

the biggest power move in this community is putting “best western (weapon)” in your twitter bio when you very obviously aren’t the best at your weapon

I’m so deadass I’m pretty sure we’ve hit the point where some artists will purposely give their art ai-like qualities in order to stir controversy and gain more attention. I’ve seen two music festival posters that allegedly aren’t AI but have many people accusing and lots of AI-isms in them

Looking for +1 frontline for Don’t Flounder in mid-January with @i-am-deceased.bsky.social and @ancientwings.bsky.social Likes/RTs are appreciated and feel free to reach out if you aren’t quite midlevel/frontline, we can make things work

Looking for +1 frontline for Don’t Flounder in mid-January with @i-am-deceased.bsky.social and @ancientwings.bsky.social Likes/RTs are appreciated and feel free to reach out if you aren’t quite midlevel/frontline, we can make things work

Lowkey the people complaining about plus voting are more annoying than the people gatekeeping, saying that as someone who currently has been rejected from +3 twice and never gotten in

glad to see we’re getting some drama in Splatoon bsky, that makes this site way more interesting than it has been

dropped my switch 2 controller a couple days ago and it’s been drifting ever since I reallyyyyy don’t want to shell out $80 or whatever for a new one but it’s basically unplayable rn

This area’s kinda pretty when you leave the stroads and blackrock suburbs

Watched No Country For Old Men last night, how do people say that’s like the best movie of this century, nothing happened for 2 hours I swear. It was just so uninteresting

People playing with Heller in 2025 is so weird bro, I thought we all agreed to tell them to piss off a long time ago

I love playing with Helios so much literally my favorite team

I wish there was something I could say beyond “I’m sorry” because I’ve said that before and it’s lost all meaning. I’ve genuinely tried so hard to fix myself, I really thought I had succeeded, and it didn’t work and now I’m just lost for what to do

Evening walks

I love playing with Helios so much literally my favorite team

Used this year's Riptide to test out my convention camera setup, not much of an album but I did take pics of people, and I'm pretty happy with the quality this year! If I got pics of you, enjoy! We goin crazy next year, stay tuned 😋 drive.google.com/drive/folder...

getting booed for stalling the rainmaker is pretty funny lol

Day 3, come find me (and Deceased!)

Magyk gets the epic flank-into-slam-dunk combo to bring the score up 2-0!

hey y’all I borrowed a splatoon cartridge from someone and I think they left the venue before they got it back from me and I don’t know who they are, so if that is you or you know who this is, PLEASE let me know 🙏

riptide warmup

6pm pools back to back days is insane, as usual I will blame Kraken

Still looking for last minute +1 for riptide Please dm @ihasmagyk on discord

Still looking for last minute +1 for riptide Please dm @ihasmagyk on discord

not a fan of splatsafety but most of the replies here are insanely surface level and/or out of touch, or are just straight up misinformation. Not really surprised given the sensitivity of the case but I wish people would stop pretending to be lawyers

y’all never gonna believe what I just did

META ENTHUSIASTS, NICHE WEAPON APOLOGISTS, AND ONE TRICK PROPAGANDISTS LISTEN UP!! Here's the top weapon pick rates for Superjump 5 :) #compsplatoon

“Magyk why is your wifi so bad you can’t be *that* rural rn” Me:

Weird not caring at all about getting a Switch 2 early considering how much effort I put into getting one for the original switch. Just honestly kind of nice not worrying about anything

Member quote of the day at work: “I’ll hide these tobacco products from my family”

MORNING SHIFT TODAY LFGG this barely feels legal im walking on blisters lol

14 hour shift complete please never make me do that again

I’ve had so much cheerwine in the past 2 weeks I’ve gotta be at least 1% cherry soda atp

Also for the record, Scep was right about this situation and I was very wrong. I’ve DM’d them with me apology and I’m posting about it here cuz I don’t wanna use my Twitter account anymore

oh yeah I’ve disabled my twitter account for the time being shout out JJ for inspiring me to do that (that’s a positive thing I swear I appreciate you) now I just need to remember to reactivate it before it gets deleted or maybe I don’t even want to

mountain pics from a hike today

I shit on bluesky too much; here no one’s yelling at me…

Finished all my finals 👍