Men are like "Ask me anything I'll answer I prommy :)" then you ask them one thing and they take a vow of silence

if we evil blast zander will that make the flowery immortal white man feel something

i hope i draw the right attack cards or i just die

(where the hell was he keeping this?)

ive seen this before it’s the. it’s. this is like speed blitz guy vs strength guy. you know.

he thinks i’m just gonna listen to him

can we all evil blast merlin or something

how do real life people defend this

ugh. i hate video game mechanics. where have all the good old days gone where you could just saw someone in half with a fair swing

i saw anja do this one time (evil blast)

die

t-thank you

*achoo*

don’t listen to her.

mmrp

She don't bite.

(éclair. electronic clair.)

In that case, you are very clever Draco. And funny too. You deserve some kind of sweet treat.

(fit check)

(her resolution is simply to smile a little more but she won’t say that to anyone)

Good job, Draco.

「Notice how I got a present and Canary didn't? This foreshadows the fact that I'm fucking goated.」

Has Draco actually done anything naughty this year.

i accept as long as canary is mildly upset about it

[concern]

bwwweeeeghhh

your smile is irking me

time to get on my nerves by the looks of it

bah

boooo

yay canary slander

is she being parasocial again

grilled and fried at the same time. impressive.

Offering Draco some smokes

all is well

another day in the life of canary’s parasocial relationship

it was rhetorical!!!! [flailing]

genuinely what the hell am i supposed to do in this situation.

this is the worst thing anyone has said to me and i was a tyrant at one point

hmmph!

(feigns cat ignorance)