I’ve still got it!

Bloodtithe? Mmm… vampire cliche.

Life hack. Never have expectations. That way things can never fail to live up to them.

We do love our personified fundamental concepts here.

:)

At least she’s making friends.

I’m just going to create a list of words I can’t say because they alert the hoard.

//The month of gay is empowering. That’s surely the only way things have come together.

For some reason… I feel like I need to apologise to Zander.

[Remembers "younger" Rory leading him on all summer and breaking his heart.]

Oh right. Pride month. Congrats everyone… yes, everyone. I refuse to believe anyone here is overly straight.

BEGONE FOUL MOCKERIES OF INTELLIGENCE

Chucklemagne?!

Rory moment

They could never fully unseal Excalibur against me. And not because I’m pure of heart, if you know why I mean.

Yes, I know petroleum is wildly expensive. I still can’t produce it. It’s a man made product.

Always be polite to the divine, but don’t let them think they’re better than you. Really, it’s advice that is strangely applicable in far more walks of life than it was initially given to address.

//Someone slow the earths rotation for me, I need a couple more hours in my day.

Hmm… this is probably my fault. But also it’s not like I’m going to take responsibility for it.

//Is Rory just passively making Lottie’s life better? Or worse? We may never know.

SANTOOOOOS. HOW BIG YOUR SHOES?

Oh, no. My big slut burger days are long over. Thank you.

I actually don't hate England. I lived there for years.

HR is going to have a long day.

Good plan. We’ll have a beer later and act like we have no idea what got into everyone today.

Actually you’ll find that I’m just some guy.

The only spirits I’m interested in come out of a glass bottle.

Aha! Good luck Santos, spirits hate being milked.

Dibs not having to milk the spirits.

[cough] Yep… but taking you at your word. I guess spiritually milk is acceptable.

|| young rory was a menace

N-Nope. I would have no idea... [He knows.]

I wouldn't say I was ever in drag. That would imply I bother to categorize clothing by gender.

//Rory: It should only take a few months to become fluent. No. That's just you. People don't work that way you bastard!

Unfortunately I'm only fluent in 5 languages. I've been a bit lax with it, my apologies if I can't converse in your preferred tongue.

//Took a swing at making Rory in the Code Vein 2 character creator. I think he looks alright but I'm not as happy with this one as I was with Rory in the first game.

They really don't. Those are milk in name only.

Yeah... But also, like... why milk a succubus of all things!?

You know what? I don’t think I want to ask.

What?

//Resisting playing Code Vein 2 just so I can do a Code Rory sequel. The later it gets, the more it seems like a good idea.

Eh? Politics? No thanks, I was always told to say no to that kind of thing involving our kind.

I'm not senile! I'm just legally obligated to agree with you that there was no event and nothing happened.

Can confirm, Santos doesn't dress up. We couldn't even get him into costume for... a thing I'm legally not allowed to talk about anymore.

Fuck I'm... fifty.... uhh... old. I'm getting old.

//I was struck with a little bit of the desire to write something at 2am last night. So I ended up writing something based on a conversation @corvidsheir.bsky.social and I talked about ages ago now. It might be a little incoherent given when it was written. I titled it, The cat and the crow.

Of course, I don’t mind a little bit of physical labour. Just make sure you enjoy yourself.

Who’s that smug twat? Mageberry? What a dumb fucking name.

[Nodding] I’ll pull the sleigh.

//Yes hello, meet my most recent brainworm