「Have fun being sluts or what-have-you, I have a war to die in.」

「My standard is wayyyy wilder than this, probably.」

「Getting cockblocked by Nemo is so funny. Unserious human being.」

「This applies to literally everything I've done during my time here.」

「Sometimes I like to pour hot oil on people while they're sleeping.」

「It sucks here. All of you are hookers.」

「Oh shit, Wild Hunt?」[summons an infinite tempest of the fallen]

「THE LABYRINTH」

「People are scared of Santos? Simple solution.」

[playing russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver]

「I miss knocking up random people so they would give birth to monsters sometimes」

「Coffee or Tea is fine」

「The labyrinth」

「Olwen would win because I love her」

「Torture Labyrinth」

「Everyday I wake up and go into a office filled with people that I want to skin」

「Would Ultron have a good stroke game? I feel like he could please me.」

「For the love of god」

「Faceless Friday」

「God I wish someone would kill me」

「I would skin all of you alive so this office would be empty.」

「I'll skin him for you if you want.」

「Sometimes I like to brutalize the humanoids in the labyrinth and pretend I'm Batman but specifically Arkham Origins batman」

「Im also tough and nonchalant」

「Do you want it to be Merlin」

「You're kinda right.」

「If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son」

「God I should develop a giant snake」

「Merlin is only half-incubus and I would have just said Merlin if I meant Merlin.」

「I don't know. Do you ask a fly for it's name before you swat it?」

「Oh are you all being in love or something. Neat. Anyway here's this incubus I skinned alive in the Labyrinth」

「I can relate to House on account of being a piece of shit」

「The Demon Blade is calling me」

「My costume fucked」

「Is that not just a regular drone」

「Is it gonna impregnate us with face-huggers」

「But it would be kinda funny.」

「So nice of Anja to want our opinions on video games」

「Hey, Santos, can i shoot you in the head and see if it kills ya?」