「Can I say something.」

「I think. I think Sasha actually hired me back when Security was still a larger department.」

「That's awfully nice of them..」

「It's really hard to keep up with whatever status Chaldea was in. Most of us just act like we're still in the building.」

「Security here is kinda dogshit huh.」

「Haircut got me feeling like I could get the whole world pregnant.」

「Sometimes I think about this guy and I get kinda mad.」

「Oh yeah wait I need to scare the hoes.」

「Hm. Oh well.」

「Hopefully that was my quota on unusual women trying to drag me into something peculiar for the month. Glad that's out of the way.」

「Please keep me out of whatever this is.」

「That's..not true at all.」

「Thank you for not subjecting me to any heterosexual garbage during June. I mean some of you probably did but I don't remember, so」

「I'm so tired.」

「Dear god I took absolutely everything from him. Holy shit.」

「I may have accidentally hit him with high-level magic.」

「Try sitting.」

「You ask a guy how he's doing and he literally just won't fucking tell you for some reason.」

「Very nothing day. That's good.」

「Who's closing the safe room?」

「Can I say something.」

[Sitting on a inactive golem and smoking a cigarette]

「Oh so you're taking an Advance...I like that.」

「...」 「Maybe I should also train my heart–」

「How it feels trying to prevent Santos from killing himself」

「I just don't want you to die from cardiac arrest infront of the hoes.」

「Hey man. I don't think you should drink this.」

「It's time.」

「Torture Labyrinth. Cannot wait to kill.」

「What if I penetrated your skull with a spear.」

「I'm just kinda confused on if I'm preparing to get fucked or killed tomorrow.」

「Completely normal woman. Most regular person ever」

[Trying not to act like he can't feel the heavenly demon's presence] 「Haha yeah sex demons.」

「Ohh metaphysically. Yeah hopefully I don't hear anything about my coworker's defenseless anus.」

「This is so ominous. Was the Torture Labyrinth once an eroge?」

「We all got that one Torture Labyrinth theme that's just porn for some reason」

「Thank god none of the potential downsides will have literally anything to do with me.」

「Working on a new Nightmare」

「Nah I'm like a death row prisoner.」