「You're a sick fuck for what you did at that pizzeria」

「Nothing ever happens.」

「Yes. Nothing unusual about biting someone you want to be intimate with」

「Enjoy!」

「Yes. It's very normal to be gay」

「Alright」

「Is all that happens here you guys having gay sex」

「Private.」

「I'm on that Cigarillo +Mommy's Good Boy ASMR shit.」

Howdy! (@/zetuma.bsky.social)

「Olwen spoke to me so maybe I don't have to die in a war」

[0012847] Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear"

「I retract what I said about me acting like a shoujo dude. I am not above being Julius.」

(Gotta act like I'm not a deeply emotionally numb man with no redeeming qualities for the bit.)

[Nodding with Lottie and gassing her up with pure genuine agreement and acting like he himself isn't an extremely unlikable and unremarkable man with non-zero luck with beautiful women]

「Ditto but it's not like I can decide who does and does not want to glonk my shit goofy style.」

「Shounen romance sucks but theres something funny to me about the sheer honesty of the guy just kinda being..there. It's okay man you can lie.」

「That actually happens in real life constantly」

「It's okay Santos. Let's grab some strawberry sundaes and be complete dickhead male leads with way too much baggage for women to have to navigate through.」

「You don't have to tell me you aren't going to do that. That's like if I walked up to you and said I don't have a gun and that I am not going to shoot you. But thank you.」

「Also I hate to say it but most people especially here are very fucking weird and socially incomprehensible. I've literally been kissed on the mouth multiple times by people who could not care less about me.」

「I didn't say men because I literally meeant men I said men because Nemo is incidentally one」

「I will but I would not act like a shoujo character in general.」

「Also I don't know what it is but you guys get really surprised when men who are openly socially incompetent don't know how to react to people wanting to date them. That's like being surprised that fishes swim.」

「Yeh. Why would I act anything similar to a male lead character in a shoujo romance manga, Canary??」

「If my options were to choose between taking advice on how to treat women from shoujo or shounen I would choose to die.」

「Please do not derive romantic advice from any manga, shoujo or otherwise.」

「Emotions are a form of logic distinct from reason in themselves」

「For Christmas I want to kill my coworkers」

「For Christmas I want to know what it feels like to take the life of everyone who has ever sent me an email.」

「I'm Batman」

「Wait is there really a Santapede or should I glue a bunch of old men together」

[Outside summoning Colossal Bone Dragons]

「Is it weird that when I see Goetia I think "Damn, same"」

「Excuse me? My endless horde of godless abominations is completely harmless and family friendly!」