Megan Draper 😍

Thought I was driving my bartender to the brink with my complicated order, but then she asked to taste my drink #PlotTwist

In the gear review rabbit hole, right where I belong.

Just booked a plane ticket for $33 and I’m positively levitating!!!

Sorry, I do love Country & Western music !

The reminders I set for myself are awesome

The hardest part of working from home is not having an audience

A saucer of milk for Fifi

i’m ready to commit to austerity, right after I wrap up this week’s round of golf with the boys

I crave voice memos!

I simply love the gym 🤣

Neighborhood favorite, Fifi, is back! :’)

strawberry guava Celsius 😋

My cultural touchstones are tarnished af. I want to try the crab from Deadliest Catch but that’s embarrassing, methinks!!!

In Monterey, CA, anything is possible.

It is cringe to add someone on be real in this day and age , right? Right??????

The rain + ravenous hunger is really sending me on a bad trip

I really want to Post a quirky and funny thing Letterboxed did, but it would contain a spoiler for Begonia so i shan’t………

beginning to worry i have not sufficiently mined my childhood for content

6 mg Zyn straight to the dome on a Halloween night!!!

Nashville clowns, please drop up close images of your makeup in the chat to inspire and for me to admire ! 👼🏼

I love to get serious about my costume 1-4 days before Halloween!

The macros on my daily bread are off the chain

I have a special affection for the Boomer picket line that is always protesting by the Starbucks in #MyTown

I love to order the deviled egg platter at Chez Moi!

Happy birthday to @katiewitham11.bsky.social !!!!!

I need to get my ass to the cinema

My estimation of the cafe dropped precipitously upon being served an iced tea in a paper cup…

@thankswedge.bsky.social has given me Clown Vision 🙏🏻

The older you get, the richer life’s nectar tastes!

One week until Halloween and no costume in sight pour moi 🤡

“I need to improve my alcohol tolerance, stat!!!” I say, after having no water today and one cocktail in the Mile High City airport…

I’m such a freak (derogatory)…. I just recorded a video of myself for a customer and words that came out of my mouth were, “it’s nice to meet you asynchronously.”

Cannot believe it took me this long to listen to Waxahatchee …….. Country Girl Autumn incoming 🎧

This feeling never gets old!

I hate being tired !…..

I use BlueSky as a motherfucking social network if you know what I meaaaaan

You wouldn’t believe the wood-related sexual innuendo among the staff of this place 🤣

glassware is a Must for Wine To Go !…

WOD sounds nasty but i promise it’s nice 😊

Nothing like a quick hit of cottage cheese to soothe the savage mind

Sorry to belabor this, but I miss being awash in the glow of mon bonnes amies in the wild west!!

Made one of my most diabolical protein food items yet and was ill within seconds.

I’m overhearing awesome comments at my local old school smoking-allowed bar: “I’m not a lesbian but I like to see girls shaking [ass]”

ankle is injured, trying to be Chill …………….

Oomf is a service industry brat who will read your POS to filth

I’m so camping pilled now

My Week In The Wilderness: BlueSky in real life is better than online