Team USA through to WBC quarterfinals, denying us the Most American Exit™

Bam dropping 83 while posting the second-lowest FG% in the starting 5 is also something that puts him in a conversation that involves Kobe lol

The frankenstein HTML redirect page I've set up for this is, believe it or not, the first actual website this domain has ever had (Changing 301/302 redirects hourly would have been... problematic). Anyway, help get Stella paid

is that what the kids call it these days

I *still* go back and listen to the first episode of Marielda frequently, solely to hear the absolute masterpiece of Jack revealing his character’s big secret right at the moment the intro ends on the theme (notquitereal.bandcamp.com/album/mariel...).

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

A full half of the federal government are internet tough guys who, in almost every other parallel timeline, have been imprisoned after brandishing a firearm at the tire tech at Walmart

I think we had it wrong all along, and “Democracy Dies in Darkness” should be read as a stated intent akin to “We Ride East at Dawn”

I have the only graded copy of this baseball card in existence lol

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The pedophile president is currently crowing that Khamenei “couldn’t hide” from the collective US/Israeli intelligence that came up with the idea of shooting a missile at a dude’s house

It is clear now that the Omani foreign minister's sudden media blitz last night was an attempt to shame the United States by putting into the public record how readily Iran was prepared to reach a deal.

What do you think the response would have been like in the US if Iran had launched preemptive strikes? Only the US and its allies are seemingly allowed to take this approach, during a negotiation phase as well.

Don't miss the news that an Israeli missile destroyed an Iranian girls' primary school, murdering at least 25 girls between 7 and 12 years old. At this point it might just be muscle memory for the Israeli military. www.middleeasteye.net/news/least-2...

That last part is very important to understand. There is no scenario where a regime change war waged by the US leads to a democratic transition for Iran. It's either the same regime with minor changes in leadership and policy, or a power vacuum that leads to a civil war and long term instability.

I've been thinking about how this has already played out in games - there was a massive push to convince the industry and world that there was this huge audience of angry reactionary gamers who weren't getting what they demanded. And it turned out there weren't that many and they don't buy games

Every man who knows which sailor scouts were queer learned this information from an ex-girlfriend that would have killed them in the bedroom were it not for a safe word

Snowballs in Black Ops 7 are OHKO. This is clearly a serious matter

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

I'm wondering at what point people understand the root cause here, and that committing to "all verification must be done locally" is basically the best you can hope for from any company attempting to avoid being demolished by several governments at once kotaku.com/discord-dela...

Ed balls

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

1: “Here’s a picture of me holding my baby” 2: “Here’s a picture of me holding my pipe” This is basically a typical Tinder conversation

What the living hell?

Surely *now* we’ll see prices lower!

Star War’s

This is the best voicing of the complete detachment I have from the shallow interpretations on the ongoing collapse of the industry by ostensibly well-meaning and ideologically-good people

chicago cubs century of humiliation

Who among us hasn’t been waylaid by the aura of the mythical theytender

Takes like these are like Big Dogs t-shirts. They were always really goofy looking and stupid— but now they’re still really goofy looking and stupid, and also if you see someone with one you’re mystified by where the hell they got it

How the hell was *Bluepoint* on the chopping block? Insane

Between T&S and Infosec, I'm not sure which one has given me more "oh, he's going to *prison* prison" moments

Using the directional mic’s weapon skill (bloodhound’s step) costs 25 emma

Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored: - the bones are their money - so are the worms - the bones equal dollars - they will pull your hair up but not out - all they want is another chance at life

shooting up contraband cancer mRNA vaccine behind the Cyber Arby’s in 2034. the Ring camera on the Wells Fargo across the street recognizes my shape using LIDAR and releases an HHS sanctioned Bobby’s Bullet Buddy drone that shoots each of my nuts clean off one at a time

Realizing that the primary impact of the Epstein files for the American right-wing is that they now have to do the whole “separate the art from the artist” thing about their political experiment being practically invented by the dude lol

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

How are they talking about Walker not already being MVP here? Who the hell else is it

Walker being laughed at by the commentators for being the only RB to understand that running directly into seven people is stupid

Hell yeah

That halftime show is going to make so many people who suck so angry lol

"Donald Trump posts overtly racist video" is like, the free space on the 2026 bingo card

While I'm used to people on the internet claiming I don't know how to do my job (I swear, your games did not disappear, you are logged into the wrong account), the scale on this one's kinda new.

brb, becoming the definitive authority worldwide on whether Jeffrey Epstein is dead