carhartt and methadone futures soaring on news of Trump's $1.8B jan 6 fund

Fuh goin on wembanyama

JJ Reddick doing his best David Blatt impression rn lmao

dusting off a classic

There is literally nothing— besides being stupid as fuck— that makes Sean Strickland special lmao. Ungarnished saltines for dinner ass

I’m glad Danhausen is getting money, but I’m still not watching MAGA wrestling entertainment

Seems I’m experiencing the “dead pets” feed everyone was talking about

Just one-shot a boss in Saros and I feel like i could fight god

i don't understand how Old Spice's marketing team landed on this ad for their Super Mario Galaxy Movie tie-in where an astronaut smells a stick of deodorant, thinks about Mario, and then kills himself. i don't understand how that's not a joke, it's exactly what happens in the ad

Celtics blew a 3-1 lead

With New Day being free agents, I again air my grievance that @austincreedwins.bsky.social took my spot in the FFXIV Titania line at E3 and proceed to win the shirt, while I grouped with several people who had brought their significant other into the line lol

While my son's in the hospital, he's really wanted to open pokemon card packs. Up until now I've just been paying scalper prices, but now I'm building him decks and putting together packs that are guaranteed to have a cool-looking, very-playable card inside for like 1/4 the price of a sealed pack.

There is not a more “Spirit Airlines” way to go out of business than abruptly canceling all service without warning and not refunding anyone

Damn, Pittsburgh, how do you spend half of OT in the offensive zone and still eat a loss like that lol

“The car will know where I am!” I shout from the exact GPS coordinates being beamed back to the dealership my lease is held by

john fetterman is in the same groupchats

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

damn that’s wild anyway

This is extremely Resident Evil coded

good to see Beshear standing up and showing us that you can still be successful as a person of shitted brains

Jeremiah Jackson is a goddamn problem man

Sabrina Carpenter getting visibly annoyed at me yelling “THAT’S A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL” during Bed Chem and powerless to stop me

just compiled and built a project from source on an arm64 mac without having to google a single workaround for an arcane error. immediately looked for the project's donate page.

This game’s crazy

Playoff basketball frickin rules

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Really fucking annoying that mma is a fully right-wing sport anymore.

there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes

There is nothing weirder than booting up a game everyone says is tremendously broken and it working just fine for you and being kinda fun. Currently this is Pokemon Champions— though I'll probably fall off it in a couple days because PvP has always (since childhood) been the weakest part for me

I’m sorry, the guy who runs a private equity firm is named “Endless Shrimp”?

To all of my trans brothers and sisters, enjoy your day, and know that so many of us will always fight by your side.

They just needed to hold the ball lmao

holy SHIT UConn

Orioles top of the order is batting below .050 on one hit for the season lol

Glad my kids will be able to understand the note I leave them that reads 𝐼 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹𝓃'𝓉 𝓅𝒶𝓎 𝓂𝓎 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝒷𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓈 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝓇𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓃𝓉

I am exhausted by how many companies across the industry have had to do this over the past few years. I legitimately don’t know how to feel about surviving them.

Yeeeesh moody’s knee looked wrong in a way I can’t place but I know is improperly shaped

The oiliest-looking 40 year-old conservative New Yorker you have ever seen: “Look boss, I told my wife it was research for a story. Ya gotta help me out here.”

Chappell Roan and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

The foul calls in this Arkansas/High Point game are lopsided as hell

Learned today, in rapid succession: 1) a working game boy pocket costs $50 2) my Pokemon red cart from 1998 didn’t need a new CMOS battery 3) I left my GBA unattended sometime between 2016 and 2020 when I sold it

Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign. Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us. What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over.

Genoooooo

There is nothing like an MJF video package lmao

Mistico in the company is solid

Oh we’re doing all the blackout returns tonight, huh. I’m here for it.

Sean Penn winning an oscar for OBAA only solidifies my belief that I’d have been a great actor

:)

Cope and Christian tag reunion tour, I’m here for it

I’m sorry but I enjoyed the wrestling match that starred the Rizzler and Wayne Brady