Fan theory: the banker in Majora's Mask is unaffected by the Song of Time and is fully aware that the same 3 days keep repeating over and over again and is basically just sitting there like:

Replaying Fallout 3 to prepare myself for the post-apocalyptic hellscape America will soon become if nothing changes.

I've been re-watching Gravity Falls. Dipper and Mabel vs The Future (aka the episode right before the series finale) hits just as hard as it did when I first watched it back in 2015 *back cracks* exactly *hair turns gray* ten years ago.

If you see this quote your favourite Pokémon (Wrong answers only)

Kinda wishing I could make an inflatable Pandora Corruption monster costume and join the people protesting in Portland right now. Can't let the frogs get all the glory lol.

Experiences you get while biking/walking that you rarely have while driving: bonding with your fellow pedestrians over your shared frustration being stuck at the same railroad crossing for 20 minutes because the train keeps stopping.

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

"Mean Girls Day"? Nah, we celebrate Fullmetal Alchemist Day in this house.

not having a robust public transit system is lesbophobic. gay girls need medium-long train rides so they can fall asleep on each other while coming back from fun day & weekend trips that take an unexpectedly sweet and flirty turn

I remember back in 2012, Lewis Black was on The Daily Show discussing the possibility of a Trump presidency and said something like "We need a crazy third-world dictator and Donald Trump has got what it takes to be that". I really hate just how right he was about that...

I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

Me: *sees fly in my bedroom* Me, to the spider in my bedroom: "You're not doing your job".

Finally got my hands on a copy of the Matrix movies. Time for a marathon!

Today is my birthday. ... I'd better not get raptured before I can eat my cake...

What movie do you consider perfect?

When you go to plug your Nintendo 64 into the TV only to realize it doesn't have a composite video port:

Young me: "How can the people in Majora's Mask deny the moon is falling when it's visibly descending right over them?" Adult me watching people deny climate change: "Oh..."

Not me playing a 25 year old game on a big-ass modern TV

I saw a frog today.

Apparently Billings made national news for contaminating the animal shelter by trying to burn meth in their incinerator. Just once I'd like to see Montana get national attention for something good...

Just thinking about the time I called myself cis and someone said "Cis is a slur. We prefer to be called normal". Like, 1. I'm calling myself cis because I am cis, and 2. How dare you imply I'm normal?

Me after leaving the library with twice as many books as I intended to check out originally for the first time in 8 years

If you walk around the fields outside of Billings, especially up on the sandstone cliffs, you'll see these little flowers everywhere. Broom Snakeweed is what they are called. I'm kind of obsessed with them right now tbh.

If you see this, post with a vampire that is not Dracula

I had this brilliant idea to go yo Zimmerman Park and take pictures just as the sun rose. Unfortunately, the wildfire smoke had different plans...

5. What cartoon character becomes more relatable the older you get?

Random question for the people of Bluesky: What did you imagine the Stink Spirit in Spirited Away smelled like? #SpiritedAway #StudioGhibli

Low-key kinda curious what that roasted newt in Spirited Away tastes like.

This is the first time since 2021 that I've spent my morning mixing cob

As a kid, I stayed up late playing video games and watching anime. As an adult, I am now staying up late researching water rights and the proper way to plow a road so I can see if buying a certain piece of land is feasible. I live an exciting life.

Part of the reason I want to stay in Montana is because building a cob house here has been a dream since I was a teenager. The other part is because I'm a cishet white guy in a state full of racist, anti-trans bigots and I kind of want to be there to speak out against what they're trying to do.

I saw someone on the internet say Diamond is Unbreakable is the Ed, Edd,n Eddy of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and I haven't been unable to stop seeing it that way ever since

I think I missed out on an opportunity by writing a blog about the projects I'm doing with my shed instead of making the cob house equivalent of Tool Time.

This right here. This is why, even though I'm cis, I pay close attention to politicians' stances on trans rights. Because people willing to push harmful policies based on pure BS shouldn't be running our government.

If Disney is going to keep making live-action remakes of their movies, they should at least make a live-action Treasure Planet...

My trans community, this is not a time for us to go into a defensive crouch. When they come after us for this, we go on the attack. Demand to know: 95% of all shooters are men, and 84% of them are white. What restrictions are you proposing for the White Male community?

I unironically think this photo is a perfect metaphor for every aspect of modern American society.

In my case, my conditions don't prevent me from functioning entirely, they just prevent me from functioning consistently for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. I'd be worried about not being covered under his definition of "Medically Frail". There's already so many people who think I'm able-bodied...

Looks like 500 words is the limit to how much I can write before my brain turns to mush and I lose all ability to comprehend the English language.

*Patrick Star voice* "OH BOY 3AM!" *Blares Fukai Mori at max volume*

Fantasizing about buying a small farm right next to the railroad outside of Glasgow solely so I can mess with the Eastbound Amtrak passengers. Glasgow has been called the middle of nowhere. I think standing there dressed up as Eustace with a Courage plushie would be a good gag lol

Yes, please consider buying a copy of Magica Riot so that way you'll understand all the shitposts I'm going to make when the sequel comes out

Funny story, I went through an "Anti-America" phase as a teenager. You know what caused that? Me growing up on this romanticized vision of America as this perfect nation that did no wrong, then learning about all the bad stuff they didn't tell me about in school. Juuust saying...

Remember that special Matrix Reloaded Powerade they released in the early 2000s? I wish they'd bring that flavor back. That stuff was good.

Kids these days haven't had to ask themselves if they're human or if they're dancer and I wonder what consequences that might have down the road....

At a hastily-assembled protest in Billings against Trump's takeover in Washington DC. We cannot allow him to use fake emergencies to justify military force!

Post your last photo of DC to show what a hell-hole it is. This was take outside the Capitol. I can't remember for sure, but I think this was where the southern Summerhouse was supposed to be (I may have been fantasizing about building a similar structure out of cob there when I took this)

I wish I could never hear the phrase "kitchen table issues" ever again especially when it's being used to call something the speaker thinks is unimportant a "distraction." Frequently it's trans rights. Well, guess what, jackass? My life and rights *are* kitchen table issues to my wife and I!

“My trans kid coming down to the table for dinner because they are alive and well” is a fucking kitchen table issue, Gavin.