elderly man consumes pen

rose perfume smells so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it smells like a funeral home / grandma etc

magnitude 9.9 motherquake

so you're telling me i can make my Sims reality show house in tomodachi life...............

work was so bad today I had to sit in silence the entire way home no music with my eyes unfocused

it was like 50 degrees all day at work today bc the heat broke😔😔😔😔😔

What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think

trying to create this was how I found out BLINGEE DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE

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our country is such a fucking joke. I wake up every day and see the shit that they're putting out on social media etc and it literally does not feel real like it feels like a weird dream or smth

just traversed the arctic fucking tundra to get a rose tea

FE4

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i can't wait until fortune's weave comes out i'm about to be so toxic about dietrich

this is literally fucking John Pork

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

cried in front of like 8 different people at work today. i'm gonna act like nothing happened tomorrow and hope nobody brings it up😋👍

i was having trouble finding symbionic titan somewhere and one of the results on google was a tweet from 3 years ago from one of my mutuals who's no longer active... w/ a google drive w/ every episode😔😔 wish I could say thank you😔

what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me" you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist

hope u all are having a good holiday🩷

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u ever look up a tag on ao3 and there's fucking 2 things in the tag and one of them is a crossover

I wish more ppl played ranger the character designs are so good

there was some sort of tesla demo at the mall and a cybertruck boxed us into the parking lot along with a bunch of other ppl and ppl were getting out of their cars to yell at the tesla driver lmao

ready for this week to be OVER i'm so tired

found a shiny froakie randomly but I only saved a few seconds before it would despawn so I reloaded it like 100 times trying to get it with a trick shot

i'm so tired after work I will take a nap at 9pm so I can stay awake until 11. Why am I taking a nap at 9pm😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Goodnight

charmuro divorce and macdaniel mukbang

I can't stop taking pictures of my dog

Found this while deep in my screenshots folder and it's too good to not share

going 2 culver's y'all want anything

looking for aron OR lairon rn which is the MOST COMMON ONE in that area and so far i've gotten all of these before i've found a single aron. so literally every other pokemon in the area except emolga

did anyone see the shirt in Z-a that just has english text on it lmao

i got dirt and worms cupcakes at the store and i didn't think they'd be that good but holy fuck they are so good. the frosting tastes like chocolate mousse

another day spent just getting clothes and hair colors😁😁 i'm only at X rn😔

377 encounters😁😁 only took me an hour or so

weed in za confirmed

Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes

ngl I am having a lot of fun with z-a